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superduper

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Pippa, just get a store clerk to take care of it that way it doesn't look like stealing.
 

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DelusionTree

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You get profiled because of lack of confidence
Its her autism.
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Pippa should just get an official diagnosis already.
If being a vtuber/streamer long term doesn't work out she could get some disability neetbux.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Maybe she smelled like an unnatural amphetamine smell...................
 

John Vtuber👁️

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So she's going to start taking showers regularly, right?
 

thhrang

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Planetary Bombardment

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Worse than people who don't shower, you say?
 

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I'm just imagining Pippa staring into the security camera like :irysthumbsupl:

She's right about weed smokers though.
 

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How does Pippa my seiso girlfriend know what weed smells like?
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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No no no Pippa, murder Potheads... yesssssssss
 

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"Go take a fucking shower" -Pipkin Pippa, 2023
 

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I completely agree with her here. I got a cousin that smokes weed and when he came to visit for one night his weed stench stayed in the house for days after. Shit makes me never want to smoke.
 

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Wait! I get it now! She's saying all of these things because she's actually a clean, well-groomed, and mentally well-adjusted woman! It's all been an act! She really is a grifter! It's all been a lie!
 

superduper

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Wait! I get it now! She's saying all of these things because she's actually a clean, well-groomed, and mentally well-adjusted woman! It's all been an act! She really is a grifter! It's all been a lie!
Hi Chase!
 

Realticule

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>wears black hoodies
>moves around stores like a self-described "crack addict"
>stares at the cameras

And she wonders why she gets profiled?
Don't forget the super thin and meth mouth look that probably adds to the crack head look. Please don't be mad at me Pippa. :pippasadl:

No you can't. There is an incredibly heavy crackdown on Pokemon TCG product theft/forgery, you would get caught near-instantly.
Fencing is easy if you know how to do it.

Its her autism.
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Pippa should just get an official diagnosis already.
If being a vtuber/streamer long term doesn't work out she could get some disability neetbux.
Or just marry up.
Though looking at her autism chart, I guess that's why I never get profiled as my autism is "emotionless robot" so I don't have any problems staying calm. I used to like messing with the in store secret shopper security.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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For anyone that smokes pot, do you just not smell it? It is incredibly strong and it lingers. For a non-smoker it smells terrible, worse than cigarettes and way worse than cigars (cigarrettes are pretty strong too tho)
 

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For anyone that smokes pot, do you just not smell it? It is incredibly strong and it lingers. For a non-smoker it smells terrible, worse than cigarettes and way worse than cigars (cigarrettes are pretty strong too tho)
Genuinely when I was habitual smoker (literally every hour at least) I couldn't smell it.
I'd use frebreeze and shit but always was paranoid that I smelt like dank. Which I most probably did.
 

Realticule

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Genuinely when I was habitual smoker (literally every hour at least) I couldn't smell it.
I'd use frebreeze and shit but always was paranoid that I smelt like dank. Which I most probably did.
This explains a lot.
 
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