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Eat em and breed em

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anytime i hear italian stuff it brings me back to this
 

Sven

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I'd question how she doesn't think Sonic was fast but then remember the blue fucker hasn't been speedy in decades outside maybe Smash
 

IonProxy

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Sonic isn't fast enough of a game for her.
Just play rock paper scissors, pippa, ends in 1 sec.
 

reinigen

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Game's super good, but the controls a really squirrelly until you get used to them. Better to judge how she does after a whole stream.
 

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Sven

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Oh hey she has played some older Sonics it seems, they do start running into the problem of the levels being designed to go fast but then having hazards in so many spots to fuck you if your fast. Or just every water level which is slow as balls.
 

naganon

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Sonic 1 is the worst offender of hating speed. Sonic 2/3 are much faster.
 

RedRage

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Oh hey she has played some older Sonics it seems, they do start running into the problem of the levels being designed to go fast but then having hazards in so many spots to fuck you if your fast. Or just every water level which is slow as balls.
I might be misremembering but was it not usually the case that the routes higher up on the map were safer and faster?
 

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Nearly a full 45 degree lean tonight, it's gamer hours.
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thhrang

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Sonic 3 & Knuckles is the best of the original Sonic games and this is the objectively correct opinion.
 

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"I see, okay I see"

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Hff201

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Pippa is so fucking zoomerbrained with video games and this Sonic talk is highlighting it. You're supposed to keep playing the game to get better at it, that's the point, speed is the reward for skilled gameplay. Sonic 1 had some arbitrary caps because it was kind of the transition between more traditional hop-and-bop platformers and what 2/3&K'd become, but even then if you know what you're doing you can get through levels quickly.
 

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Sonic 3 & Knuckles is the best of the original Sonic games and this is the objectively correct opinion.
Sonic Adventure 2 is the only good sonic game (real)
 

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Eat em and breed em

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has she never encountered a yield sign when driving
 

thhrang

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Saturnus

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Sonic 3 & Knuckles is the best of the original Sonic games and this is the objectively correct opinion.
Pippa is so fucking zoomerbrained with video games and this Sonic talk is highlighting it. You're supposed to keep playing the game to get better at it, that's the point, speed is the reward for skilled gameplay. Sonic 1 had some arbitrary caps because it was kind of the transition between more traditional hop-and-bop platformers and what 2/3&K'd become, but even then if you know what you're doing you can get through levels quickly.
I'm gonna be honest bros I thought this game was like Wario Land not Sonic. I've never played a Sonic game so I wouldn't really understand how it's like Sonic though.
 

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