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Saturnus

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I love tea, unlike coffee you can drink tea no matter the season and still be a rational and sane individual. I would definitely buy this if they had a collab with Phase. :smugpipi:
 

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I'm pretty sure I remember Pippa looking at their website once, a long time ago, and somewhat shilling them. I think after they superchatted.
Yea it was in this stream. The superchat came in around 5:54. She shilled them but also shit on the website at the same time. Kind of like how she shills the phase coffee.
 

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I love tea, unlike coffee you can drink tea no matter the season and still be a rational and sane individual. I would definitely buy this if they had a collab with Phase. :smugpipi:
But how will Pippa fail to boil a cup of tea and blame it on everyone else except herself?
 

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famous artist pipkun

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it just says tea. what kind of tea. is green or black or red? loose leave or shake? is it earl grey? can i make a mug of builder's? or is it lipton shit flakes?

learn to sell the tea guy.
 

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Pippa might have something else in common with Ant-Hime.


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@Reticule you might get pegged after being shot if you try to break into her place, similar to that Strayan who raped an intruder after giving him mortal injuries from an extreme beating.
 

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Pippa might have something else in common with Ant-Hime.


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@Reticule you might get pegged after being shot if you try to break into her place, similar to that Strayan who raped an intruder after giving him mortal injuries from an extreme beating.
would reticule x pippa fair as well, worse or better than proctor x kirsche?
 

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would reticule x pippa fair as well, worse or better than proctor x kirsche?
The meat pippa in the room would have to be addressed and I'm not sure reticules tongue is silver enough to explain that away.
 

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The meat pippa in the room would have to be addressed and I'm not sure reticules tongue is silver enough to explain that away.
Come now, it's a Meatkin, nothing to do with meat Pippa. By the end of the conversation we'd be getting meat married.
 

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kingcaid

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Come now, it's a Meatkin, nothing to do with meat Pippa. By the end of the conversation we'd be getting meat married.
This only works if you say you're pleased to meat her at the start of the call.
 

node

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The meat pippa in the room would have to be addressed and I'm not sure reticules tongue is silver enough to explain that away.
Now I kinda want someone to write a story about two socially awkward, clumsy serial killers who meet and fall in love but also want to carve the other up Leatherface style, and keep having to hide the failed "accidents" they have planned for their bf/gf :ironmousekek:
 

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She autistically refuses to buy a kettle for reasons so she'd either scald herself boiling water on the hob, or make a horrific mess of it with the microwave.
shell boil the leaves in the microwave, leave it in as she takes a sip and complain how bitter it is.
 

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She autistically refuses to buy a kettle for reasons so she'd either scald herself boiling water on the hob, or make a horrific mess of it with the microwave.
I'd make Pippa tea with a proper kettle, and I'd make sure to put just the right amount of honey she'd like, and use just the right tea she likes so that the ratio is always right. It would really help her stream without worry and hopefully reduce her soda intake, she'd be much more productive with that, and have a lot of room to grow like a healthy Pippa should.
 

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I'd make Pippa tea with a proper kettle, and I'd make sure to put just the right amount of honey she'd like, and use just the right tea she likes so that the ratio is always right. It would really help her stream without worry and hopefully reduce her soda intake, she'd be much more productive with that, and have a lot of room to grow like a healthy Pippa should.
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naganon

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Pippa retweeted this:

Totally not a lesbian though.
 

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kingcaid

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>The year is almost 2024
>SEA is still seething because they cant pass the registration question.
 
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