HENRI'S DOWNFALL
(Use Hitler’s Rant as a template)
Suparockr: On the foot stream Pipkin Pippa reached, for the first time in Phase history, a CCV of more than 7k. This was a massive victory. You then accidentally said to Sakana that Pippa carried the company, which led to you getting banned again.
Henri: Pippa will unban me, I am her favourite, and there will be another Trial.
Suparockr: (anxious) Mr. Ikari, Pippa.....
Carl: Pippa herself uphold the ban. There will be no more ban appeal streams.
Henri: (expression remains exactly the same for a few seconds, pulls glasses shakingly)
These men will stay here: Suparockr, Fishy Mcbites, Jackie and Skoshi Tiger.
(Everybody exits except for the aforementioned Discordians)
Henri: (exploding)
PIPPA BANNED ME!
MY KAMIOSHI PERSONALLY BLACKLISTED ME!
After all the support and superchats I have sacrificed myself for you to!
So this is what it has come to...
(Lia is crying besides Uruka)
BETRAYAL AND ABANDONMENT!
Everyone has banned me, even YOU!
The Phase Connect community has made me anathema, even my friends!
Carl: You did harass some of the other Phase talents…
Henri: I NEVER DID THAT! I PRAISED LIA!
Carl: Then why did you say “Pippa carried the company”
Henri: All because of that League Addled Goldfish who thinks “Carry” is saying!
(throws pencil on his desk)
NI**ER!!!!!!!!
I sympathised with Pippa, Lia and their depression.
Being isolated like that like how Coco was isolated before,
All because of that corrupt Xalabussy!
I fought relentlessly for the rights of Pippa, Phase and /pcg/!
And (slamming his fist) the numbers she accumulated wth FLAVR were testament to that!
I even called her the Future Messiah of Vtubing...
Just like my previous Kamioshi who proved to be a failed traitor, KSON!
(Henri sits down)
Henri: You did know what we did with that song Carl,
I sacrificed everything
(thumping his chest)
Because Pippa really is the most unique Vtuber in the world.
Vtubers.
(Henri is sobbing) Everyone knows how much I loved to protect my beloved Pippa
She was my Friend, but now she is my enemy.
And so will Kirsche, Nyaru, Lisa and other Pippa friends
And perhaps even half of Hololive and Nijisanji
I’TS LIKE I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!''
Uruka: (outside, with a crying Lia) Oh Lia, please calm yourself...
(Henri calms down, extremely depressed)
Henri: My Oshi is lost to me forever.
At this point, all hope to me is lost.
It is done.
PIPKIN PIPPA HATES ME.
The only thing keeping me from killing myself, is Artificial Intelligence. AI will never betray you. If that will fail, then I will fucking blow my brains out.
I want to watch Neuro-sama.