Ikari Tenri / "Henry" / Henry M. Magalona

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

I just love how the dude plays up his role in everything to now being the 'lucifier' to pippa.

What do you do as a father when you have son that's like this?

 

[RestlessRain]

I just love how the dude plays up his role in everything to now being the 'lucifier' to pippa.

What do you do as a father when you have son that's like this?

Imagine being Henri's father. You've worked hard your whole life to become successful by the standards of people in the Philipines, made sure to provide for your son and wife, and you end up with someone like Henri, who's a potato without any sort of lovable charm that low-IQ people tend to have. If he's got no other kids he should try again and hope his next attempt ends up much better.

 

[Realticule]

Imagine being Henri's father. You've worked hard your whole life to become successful by the standards of people in the Philipines, made sure to provide for your son and wife, and you end up with someone like Henri, who's a potato without any sort of lovable charm that low-IQ people tend to have. If he's got no other kids he should try again and hope his next attempt ends up much better.

This is why you have multiple children, it's not just about physical survival, it's about mental survival as you never know which one will turn out to be a potato.

 

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

This is why you have multiple children, it's not just about physical survival, it's about mental survival as you never know which one will turn out to be a potato.

Am I fucked up that I instantly thought of chris chan and his other siblings. Isn't one of them doing well off right now?

But uh yeah I get what you're coming from with it. Is henri a single child though?

 

[Realticule]

Am I fucked up that I instantly thought of chris chan and his other siblings. Isn't one of them doing well off right now?

But uh yeah I get what you're coming from with it. Is henri a single child though?

To be fair, Chris was born in exceptionally fucked circumstances but even then Cole Smithey (the brother Chris mentions) is for the most part a normal person despite wanting to be Doug Walker. He also doesn't want anything to do with the Chandler family because his mother ran off to marry Bob and left his side of the family behind, only for whatever the fuck Chris was to come back and pester him for money.

Supposedly Cole with Barb and Chris.

I can't imagine Henry is getting the treatment he is if he isn't an only child. Maybe he's just the eldest, but princelings are a major issue in Asian families with single children.

 

[RestlessRain]

This is why you have multiple children, it's not just about physical survival, it's about mental survival as you never know which one will turn out to be a potato.

Henri being a potato isn't a problem, it's all of the unlikeable personality traits that he's personally developed alongside his completely unearned superiority complex that make him so unlikeable.

 

[Titanosaurus]

Henri, a paradise can neither be created or destroyed.

 

[Realticule]

Does Henry not get that the Singularity under Kurzweil is supposed to be a time of enlightenment and saving of humanity, and not a negative thing? If he really wanted to go deep with the Transhuman thing and point toward strife, he really should have picked up someone like Hugo de Garis who thinks there will be an "Artilect War". Though really, the singularity, will probably just be porn bots for the masses or some other dumb shit while people with actual skills in the technology continue to use it in some productive manner.

 

[RestlessRain]

Does Henry not get that the Singularity under Kurzweil is supposed to be a time of enlightenment and saving of humanity, and not a negative thing? If he really wanted to go deep with the Transhuman thing and point toward strife, he really should have picked up someone like Hugo de Garis who thinks there will be an "Artilect War". Though really, the singularity, will probably just be porn bots for the masses or some other dumb shit while people with actual skills in the technology continue to use it in some productive manner.

I cannot imagine any possible version of the singularity where Henri would still not be a complete loser in every sense of the word.

 

[kestraline]

How long until Vedal (the developer) finds out about Henri being a huge schizo lolcow and throws him out of Neuro-sama's channel too?

 

[Clown Penis]

Does Henry not get that the Singularity under Kurzweil is supposed to be a time of enlightenment and saving of humanity, and not a negative thing? If he really wanted to go deep with the Transhuman thing and point toward strife, he really should have picked up someone like Hugo de Garis who thinks there will be an "Artilect War". Though really, the singularity, will probably just be porn bots for the masses or some other dumb shit while people with actual skills in the technology continue to use it in some productive manner.

The Singularity will be any/all AI vTubers coming together in a mega-collab to release statistically-significant proof that Henri is, in fact, a massive loser brainlet fag.

Spoiler: Alternatively, an AI-generated edit of his potato face into this.

 

[Realticule]

The Singularity will be any/all AI vTubers coming together in a mega-collab to release statistically-significant proof that Henri is, in fact, a massive loser brainlet fag.

Spoiler: Alternatively, an AI-generated edit of his potato face into this.

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First human to be dumped by their Joi.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

What do you do as a father when you have son that's like this?

Appeal to the government to legalize beating your children again.

 

[Nenélove]

The Singularity will be any/all AI vTubers coming together in a mega-collab to release statistically-significant proof that Henri is, in fact, a massive loser brainlet fag.

Spoiler: Alternatively, an AI-generated edit of his potato face into this.

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Is that our version of the merge? All chuubas come together to form the perfect oshi? Who then uses her army of simps to conquer all of humanity under her eternal stream in the metaverse? Maybe nijification is an attempt by riku to pursue this goal...
OMG IT'S FUCKING EVANGELION ALL OVER AGAIN!

 

[Hff201]

Imagine being Henri's father. You've worked hard your whole life to become successful by the standards of people in the Philipines, made sure to provide for your son and wife, and you end up with someone like Henri, who's a potato without any sort of lovable charm that low-IQ people tend to have. If he's got no other kids he should try again and hope his next attempt ends up much better.

I legit wonder if Henry's ever spoken to his father about vtubers. The old man must be wondering what his son spends all day every day doing in front of the computer at some point, no?

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Henri, a paradise can neither be created or destroyed.

Remember to post archive links for Henry posts, since he has a habit of deleting tweets and setting his account to private. I saw there were already archives made so I assume someone's been keeping them handy just in case, but I figure it's better to include them to futureproof the thread for anyone reading later.

Archive 1 / Archive 2 / Archive 3

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

I legit wonder if Henry's ever spoken to his father about vtubers. The old man must be wondering what his son spends all day every day doing in front of the computer at some point, no?

Probably. He did say his dad cut his allowance one time so he cant donate as much. Maybe this is the reason.

 

[Godzilla1984]

Probably. He did say his dad cut his allowance one time so he cant donate as much. Maybe this is the reason.

 

[Lesbian Solid Snake]

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God he Is literally so funny

In my experience, women like Pippa tend to have an irrational inability to abandon basket cases. We know she has a completely fucked-up family and a history of very dysfunctional relationships. Often it's a sense of guilt, and a there-for-the-grace-of-god-go-I attitude. A 'well I could've been like this but somehow made it, so I should try and not reject other people in similar situations' mindset.

Of course, she could also just find it funny.

Most likely she's afraid that if she stops interacting with him he will kill himself and she will feel personally responsible for it.
Don't feel bad Pippa he's a waste of air. The only people who will miss him is the farms and this forum purely because he's a lolcow.

 

[thhrang]

Spoiler: Catch-up

a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a

Homosexual:
(a)
And, of course:
(a)

PIPPA, PLEASE STOP.​

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

wow, this is painful. willpower one must have to look at that likes tab, enough to power an army.