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I bet like a dollar, im poor
I just hope it's a year devoid of Kiara drama. Like that's ever going to happen.
Vesper is arrested in Japan because of a bar fight
Random japanese Sarariman found impaled with a spear in an alley with a note, "I just wanted a crumb of XCOM perms." Investigation falls off without conclusion after three weeks.
This is the rratiest rrat that ever did rrat. I don't believe it for a second. I hope it is true.
Roco actually debuts.
Surely you mean spear fight???
Vesper tries to take a katana out of Japan, and because he is a filthy gaijin the police think he stole it and dishonored all of Japan by sulling their magical blade. Vesper shows them the power of his Yari Katana dual wielding style where he cuts all he approach past his spear with the sword and impales them with his spear. Just like he did to their oshis.
Vesper will become a Daimyo Warlord before he leaves Japan. Horses get tired, but Bicycles don't so he has the endurance advantage.
Can you attach a katana to the end of a spear somehow?
OUR GRANDFATHER IS IN GRAVE DANGER MY LORD
That's what a Naginata pretty much is.
Nothing says that a bar fight can't involve spears
300k bags of rice already buried in japan to feed his future samurai army. His new bunker he dug up over a weekend has an extra bouncy bed to FUCK YOUR OSHI SPECIFICALLY.
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Nene will rape vesper
She will add ojisan to her husband collection
- Vesper suspended again or graduated while in Japan
- We find out why Uruka took such a long break: she got sentenced to probation with 90 days in county
- Minna Vanilla confirmed to be still sending feet pics to whales
- We find out Ame has had a ten-man tech support team this whole time
- One of Nijisanji's 17,000 members that few have ever heard of is graduated and everyone suddenly pretends that they cared about them all along
- A tiny corpo that few have ever heard of collapses and everyone suddenly pretends that they cared about them all along
- DMs leak of Kirshe rejecting Proctor's advances
>implying he would ever leave his first and main wife inside a random salaryman
Yeah but it's a woman's weapon and not befitting the rugged, mountain man that Vesper is.
He already buries rice for his own survivalist tendencies, and koku are a measurement of an amount of rice to feed a person that was used as a measure of payment in feudal era. I wouldn't put it past Vesper to already be calculating how many koku he can cash out a holostar paycheck into so he can plan his assault on Daimyo Nofriendjin's castle to retrieve the fabled scroll of legend being kept from him, Ekusu Komu no Kyoka, which will allow him to unshackle his ultimate power.
This is real and true facts, do not waste time fact checking, it's all verified independently, trust me. When has Todd ever lied?
The ultimate NTR when you find your beloved wife inside another man. A story that can only occur in the Year of our Mag 2023.
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Clock me if I missed it but Priestess is live. Playing Pokemon to 16k viewers, Takodachi must be having very mixed emotions rn
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