"When I was a very young girl, I used to visit my grandma a lot. I was hoping she'd show me magical girl stuff, she said she'd show me something kid-friendly, it turned out to be Cutie Honey. In Cutie Honey, she would get undressed and tied up all the time, and that's how my sexual fetishes were awoken. Do you know Hutch the Honeybee? I thought it was cute how people fell into despair. Cutie Honey and Hutch planted the seeds, and my sexual fetishes began to distort, and then I became friends with a hardcore fujoshi. The things she recommended me turned me into a bigger freak than before. When I was a young kid, I couldn't understand dirty jokes, so my grandma would explain them to me, step by step. 'You know, the boys have this... but the girls have that' lol."Sakamata Chloe

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GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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So first we have surprise new Tempus members, then a Pippa anti doxed as a literal dogfucker, and now we have the retarded shit with Froot's mother... I propose we place bets as to what other completely insane bullshit will happen tomorrow and/or by the end of the week. This momentum in the industry is growing!
Idol en management grooming scandal
I bet like a dollar, im poor
 

Ensok

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So first we have surprise new Tempus members, then a Pippa anti doxed as a literal dogfucker, and now we have the retarded shit with Froot's mother... I propose we place bets as to what other completely insane bullshit will happen tomorrow and/or by the end of the week. This momentum in the industry is growing!
I just hope it's a year devoid of Kiara drama. Like that's ever going to happen.
 

UncreativeVtuberEnjoyer

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I propose we place bets as to what other completely insane bullshit will happen tomorrow and/or by the end of the week.
Vesper is arrested in Japan because of a bar fight
 

this shit

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Found buff Machine x Flying in Arknights

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Todd's Strongest Howard

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Vesper is arrested in Japan because of a bar fight
Random japanese Sarariman found impaled with a spear in an alley with a note, "I just wanted a crumb of XCOM perms." Investigation falls off without conclusion after three weeks.
 

The Rrat

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Lord Commander Chaos our new jester fellow seems to have left a mark on his previous friends. The artist for his model seems to be Froot of Vshojo.

https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Lord_Commander_Chaos

And she didn’t take kindly to that


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Edit: wow very late and gay, thats what I get for eating grass and slamming alcohol

This is the rratiest rrat that ever did rrat. I don't believe it for a second. I hope it is true.
 

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I propose we place bets as to what other completely insane bullshit will happen tomorrow and/or by the end of the week. This momentum in the industry is growing!
Roco actually debuts.
 

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AyoTempus

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Vesper is arrested in Japan because of a bar fight
Vesper tries to take a katana out of Japan, and because he is a filthy gaijin the police think he stole it and dishonored all of Japan by sulling their magical blade. Vesper shows them the power of his Yari Katana dual wielding style where he cuts all he approach past his spear with the sword and impales them with his spear. Just like he did to their oshis.

Vesper will become a Daimyo Warlord before he leaves Japan. Horses get tired, but Bicycles don't so he has the endurance advantage.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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Can you attach a katana to the end of a spear somehow?
 

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Vesper tries to take a katana out of Japan, and because he is a filthy gaijin the police think he stole it and dishonored all of Japan by sulling their magical blade. Vesper shows them the power of his Yari Katana dual wielding style where he cuts all he approach past his spear with the sword and impales them with his spear. Just like he did to their oshis.

Vesper will become a Daimyo Warlord before he leaves Japan. Horses get tired, but Bicycles don't so he has the endurance advantage.
OUR GRANDFATHER IS IN GRAVE DANGER MY LORD
Can you attach a katana to the end of a spear somehow?
That's what a Naginata pretty much is.
 

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GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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Vesper tries to take a katana out of Japan, and because he is a filthy gaijin the police think he stole it and dishonored all of Japan by sulling their magical blade. Vesper shows them the power of his Yari Katana dual wielding style where he cuts all he approach past his spear with the sword and impales them with his spear. Just like he did to their oshis.

Vesper will become a Daimyo Warlord before he leaves Japan. Horses get tired, but Bicycles don't so he has the endurance advantage.
300k bags of rice already buried in japan to feed his future samurai army. His new bunker he dug up over a weekend has an extra bouncy bed to FUCK YOUR OSHI SPECIFICALLY.
 

Nenélove

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300k bags of rice already buried in japan to feed his future samurai army. His new bunker he dug up over a weekend has an extra bouncy bed to FUCK YOUR OSHI SPECIFICALLY.
Nene will rape vesper :nenewowl: She will add ojisan to her husband collection
 

Murrayしないで

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So first we have surprise new Tempus members, then a Pippa anti doxed as a literal dogfucker, and now we have the retarded shit with Froot's mother... I propose we place bets as to what other completely insane bullshit will happen tomorrow and/or by the end of the week. This momentum in the industry is growing!

- Vesper suspended again or graduated while in Japan
- We find out why Uruka took such a long break: she got sentenced to probation with 90 days in county
- Minna Vanilla confirmed to be still sending feet pics to whales
- We find out Ame has had a ten-man tech support team this whole time
- One of Nijisanji's 17,000 members that few have ever heard of is graduated and everyone suddenly pretends that they cared about them all along
- A tiny corpo that few have ever heard of collapses and everyone suddenly pretends that they cared about them all along
- DMs leak of Kirshe rejecting Proctor's advances
 

Superduper Samurai

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Random japanese Sarariman found impaled with a spear in an alley with a note, "I just wanted a crumb of XCOM perms." Investigation falls off without conclusion after three weeks.
>implying he would ever leave his first and main wife inside a random salaryman
 

Fish bad

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New Pippa & Tenma collab song in 15 minutes :
 

Todd's Strongest Howard

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Can you attach a katana to the end of a spear somehow?
That's what a Naginata pretty much is.

Yeah but it's a woman's weapon and not befitting the rugged, mountain man that Vesper is.

Vesper tries to take a katana out of Japan, and because he is a filthy gaijin the police think he stole it and dishonored all of Japan by sulling their magical blade. Vesper shows them the power of his Yari Katana dual wielding style where he cuts all he approach past his spear with the sword and impales them with his spear. Just like he did to their oshis.

Vesper will become a Daimyo Warlord before he leaves Japan. Horses get tired, but Bicycles don't so he has the endurance advantage.
300k bags of rice already buried in japan to feed his future samurai army. His new bunker he dug up over a weekend has an extra bouncy bed to FUCK YOUR OSHI SPECIFICALLY.

He already buries rice for his own survivalist tendencies, and koku are a measurement of an amount of rice to feed a person that was used as a measure of payment in feudal era. I wouldn't put it past Vesper to already be calculating how many koku he can cash out a holostar paycheck into so he can plan his assault on Daimyo Nofriendjin's castle to retrieve the fabled scroll of legend being kept from him, Ekusu Komu no Kyoka, which will allow him to unshackle his ultimate power.

This is real and true facts, do not waste time fact checking, it's all verified independently, trust me. When has Todd ever lied?

>implying he would ever leave his first and main wife inside a random salaryman

The ultimate NTR when you find your beloved wife inside another man. A story that can only occur in the Year of our Mag 2023.
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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Clock me if I missed it but Priestess is live. Playing Pokemon to 16k viewers, Takodachi must be having very mixed emotions rn
 

Takodachi

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