>go to ATM
>it pops up a bunch of language selections
>pick Aussie English just to see how different it is
>the ATM keeps calling me cunt
>instead of presenting my account balance in terms of US Dollars, it presents them in the amount of Vegemite I can buy with it
>somehow the setting got saved to my bank account and now I'm getting emails from the bank where they keep calling me cunt
>the email advertising a new savings account starts with "Come get this, cunt"
>wife briefly sees the notification on my phone and thinks its a message from a mistress
>she refuses to listen and immediately divorces me
>she took the house, the kids, the dog, and even my car
>at least I have 3 jars of Vegemite to my name