The best part about marrying Dizzy is you get a free Ember that comes with her, because they pretty much non-joked how if either of them gets a husband he will have to accept they will be together anyway. So you can just make Dizzy sit in a cuck chair while you two enjoy things. You might ask me, why not marry Ember instead? Because then you miss out on the emotional trauma of "he only married me because of my hot friend"
I would not survive that threesome, but I don't give a fuck.
Some men want to conquer Mars.
Others want to explore the depths of the ocean
As for me, I have some fallopian tubes to destroy, even if I die in the process.