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General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

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Clown Penis

Dizzy "Elf Pride Worldwide" Dokuro
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The best part about marrying Dizzy is you get a free Ember that comes with her, because they pretty much non-joked how if either of them gets a husband he will have to accept they will be together anyway. So you can just make Dizzy sit in a cuck chair while you two enjoy things. You might ask me, why not marry Ember instead? Because then you miss out on the emotional trauma of "he only married me because of my hot friend"
She likes emotionally devestating porn. But not NTR.

Yet.
 

Scoots

The Pontiff of PonWolf
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Advent talking about how much they love each other and how none of them expected to get so close cause they're all introverted kinda got me fucked up
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Their new original song is about to premiere:

Seems like a song dunking on the team of girl failures that is justice one wonders how they got caught in the first place
 

Faceless Waifu

prompt: sister cleaire, event horizon, no eyes
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She likes emotionally devestating porn. But not NTR.

Yet.
Unfortunately most of the emotionally devastating porn with plot are NTR or at the very least, cheating.
 

Nigel Nigerman

Mein Nigga...
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CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
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every vtuber should have something that makes them stand out from the others. NO HEXA NOT LIKE THAT.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
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RestlessRain

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Ib rather blow myself than be in close proximity with the jews
Strangely enough, the Jews and Muslims already compete to see who can blow away the most Muslims.
 

Kazuma

I do be doobing
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frz

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Seems like a song dunking on the team of girl failures that is justice one wonders how they got caught in the first place
I know you were clearing doing a rhetorical question and didnt ask for an answer. But as someone with autism I decided to answer anyway
1. The real reason is they didn't really think much about the lore and make shit up as they go
2. If you actually deep dive into the lore:
- They were caught individually. Not as a group of 5. There is also no reason to believe Justice was the one capturing them. Because if so there would be no need to send them as an "undercover" team.
- Advent only bonded after shiori broke them out of prison. Judging from the trailer where they sat shiori on an electric chair with a shit tons of chains. It is unlikely shiori ever made contact with advent before the event.
- but wait. Gigi randomly decided to add herself into the prison guard team. Saying she was bothering advent until 5 am yapping about random shit and it is the main reason why she wants them back into the cell.
-> lorewise, it can now be inferred that shiori didn't select advent out of random, she picked the prisoners with the highest chance of prison break by analyzing gigi's stories and yapping. Gigi might have even loosened one of shiori chains/seals while yapping.
- Advent are already strong enough as individuals. Now that they work together it might require a task force on par with myth/council in term of strength to safely capture them. Which justice clearly isn't.
- Command likely picked the worst of the worst in the police force, to form a "suicide squad". If advent murdered them then there is now a reason to mobilize the entire force against advent. But anyway Justice's main job/order was "infiltrate and surveillance" from their own trailer. Command never gave them the order to capture advent nor do they think this group of 4 can do it if they try.
- This group is so bad that 3 of them already quitted doing police work years ago. It took an entire year to assemble the group. The only one eager can be directly contributed to advent escape.
 
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shipmate_F

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Bat debuted a simple outfit as White Fatalis and as a bonus they got Jurj to do a short animation


JurjChungus is an ex-animator based in San Francisco, he told stories about going in and out of Universal, it seems he is a big fish in the vtuber sea.
His YouTube channel, there's a lot of stuff: https://www.youtube.com/JurjChungus
 

USS IOWA

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John Vtuber👁️

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Fucking hell, @John Vtuber👁️ please tell your oshi to STFU sometimes. She's dumb AF AF AF. No wonder @naganon got his penis destroyed.

oh, no, I cut myself out completely because of the naggening. still need more time before moving on to ensure I don't rush head-first into another implosion waiting to happen.

I don't think any number of people could stop her from giving everyone her personal information at this point, that's a headache for her wranglers to deal with. I don't envy that at all, best of luck to them!
 

Lurker McSpic

We need to increase the hag population
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ScarletCorrupt

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Jelly is live with some Baba tonight :pomuLove:
 

RestlessRain

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Lurker McSpic

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RestlessRain

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Well, if you really want more information on Proctor's woman moment:
I don't care about plausible deniability. People blatantly and shamelessly lie about my motives and actions and I get called a simp or a bait-taking retard when I try to explain them. I quietly endure this as a simple reality that there is nothing I can really do about, because I as the saying goes, you can hold a firehose on a horse for an hour, but you can't make the bastard stop whining that he prefers sparkling water.

I never need any justification for anything I do here, whatsoever. Me giving you any is me going out of my way to be nice and democratic, when I have absolute power and can do whatever I want. All my efforts to be open and transparent are routinely met with generic 'lol no one cares why do you care haha' replies and 'aww man you totally failed to live up to the arbitrary expectations I set for you in my own head, but which I expect you to obey like the inscriptions on the tablets God personally handed to Moses ' style responses. Why, exactly, should I care about appeasing any of those people?

Certainly not for the health of my site, because they simply shit up the place with inflammatory comments that I have to sift through to read what I find interesting.

Certainly not for their money, because none of them ever pay me anything either.

Certainly not for their emotional support, because they've made it very clear they are patiently waiting for me to have a meltdown so they can validate all their negative expectations of me.

At the end of the day, every single thing I do here depends on one thing; my personal enjoyment and investment in it. When that is threatened by retards who spend their entire existences defending objectively dreadful people and lying about me, I will act to get rid of them so that my personal enjoyment and investment remain intact.

That's my final word on the topic.
 

Dawifet

I love my dumb dorky nephilim
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Damnit Botan, didnt you just come back from hiatus?
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Takodachi

Shared joy is double joy
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