General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[niggaphil]

Being Sakana's wife is really taking a huge toll on her. Can't say I'm surprised. for legal reasons I am obliged to point out this is a joke and not a hint at some deep insider knowledge however it is a rrat i will cling to until i literally see pictures of his wife with a marriage certificate because that would be hilarious

Oh no, the homeland a-loggers will take this important information from the prostate, and post it in pippa thread now. Now the a-loggers will doxmaxxing bluebear and exposed sakana is a big pedo!!!

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Being Sakana's wife is really taking a huge toll on her. Can't say I'm surprised. for legal reasons I am obliged to point out this is a joke and not a hint at some deep insider knowledge however it is a rrat i will cling to until i literally see pictures of his wife with a marriage certificate because that would be hilarious

Pretty sure Dizzy is supposed to be his wife. The bear is meant to be his daughter.

 

[RestlessRain]

Pretty sure Dizzy is supposed to be his wife. The bear is meant to be his daughter.

Sakana hates Dizzy with the sort of energy you can only have by being trapped in a loveless marriage where annulling will cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars and years of hard work.

 

[niggaphil]

Sakana hates Dizzy with the sort of energy you can only reserve being trapped in a loveless marriage where annulling will cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars and years of hard work.

You see, this is why i believe Jelly is fishman's true secret ending wife!

 

[RestlessRain]

You see, this is why i believe Jelly is fishman's true secret ending wife monkey!

Fixed.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Sakana hates Dizzy with the sort of energy you can only have by being trapped in a loveless marriage where annulling will cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars and years of hard work.

Sakana's and Dizzy's interactions make a great deal of sense if you consider them Asian Al and Peggy Bundy, respectively.

 

[The Proctor]

Pretty sure Dizzy is supposed to be his wife. The bear is meant to be his daughter.

Dizzy would make a great second wife after you've already had one hot childhood crush wife where everything went wrong in your late-30's and she left with the kids, and now you need a co-dependent yet self-aware woman who you can get smashed with and wake up the next morning surrounded by used condoms and tearstained handkerchiefs.

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

Dizzy would make a great second wife after you've already had one hot childhood crush wife where everything went wrong in your late-30's and she left with the kids, and now you need a co-dependent yet self-aware woman who you can get smashed with and wake up the next morning surrounded by used condoms and tearstained handkerchiefs.

You OK, boss?

 

[RestlessRain]

Dizzy would make a great second wife after you've already had one hot childhood crush wife where everything went wrong in your late-30's and she left with the kids, and now you need a co-dependent yet self-aware woman who you can get smashed with and wake up the next morning surrounded by used condoms and tearstained handkerchiefs.

Most sane lovebug.

 

[niggaphil]

Dizzy would make a great second wife after you've already had one hot childhood crush wife where everything went wrong in your late-30's and she left with the kids, and now you need a co-dependent yet self-aware woman who you can get smashed with and wake up the next morning surrounded by used condoms and tearstained handkerchiefs.

So, Kirsche would be your second or third wife?

 

[The Proctor]

So, Kirsche would be your second or third wife?

She'll be my last wife.

 

[RestlessRain]

She'll be my last wife.

Yeah, Dizzy will end up killing the man she marries.

 

[DogBone]

Yeah, Dizzy will end up killing the man she marries.

God I wish that was me.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Matthew 19:3 - 9, you disgusting whores.

 

[The Proctor]

Yeah, Dizzy will end up killing the man she marries.

Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.

 

[Faceless Waifu]

Dizzy would make a great second wife after you've already had one hot childhood crush wife where everything went wrong in your late-30's and she left with the kids, and now you need a co-dependent yet self-aware woman who you can get smashed with and wake up the next morning surrounded by used condoms and tearstained handkerchiefs.

Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.

I know you're stressed due to many shit that happened but what the fuck is wrong with you

EDIT: as soon as he posted he posted yet another one that continue to make me question his mind. Did you sleep wrong last night? Did null stole your pillow

 

[RestlessRain]

Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.

Man's writing fanfiction about his marriage already. It's so freaking over.

 

[Just pretending]

Matthew 19:3 - 9, you disgusting whores.

"anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery"

They're whores, there's plenty of sexual immorality to present as a reason for a divorce.

Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.

Boss, have you been drinking?

 

[Awoogers]

kaela back at it again at the heroes gorge testing the new hero augran(originally da siming) its free

 

[Horo7618]