General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[UberSoldat]

Onolumi plays Demons' Souls

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

we're not gonna make it...

 

[RestlessRain]

You will never get to walk through your collection of Houshou Marine cutouts with classical music playing in the background. Why even live?

 

[niggaphil]

Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.

Our owner must have been watching too much british murder case show. His Dizzy fan fiction sounds very familiar to this story :

 

[The Proctor]

Going to grab some shut-eye. Also, watch this cute and menhera bear. She kills seething vtweeters and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[TKN_Lurker]

Proctor, you need any help buddy?

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Proctor, you need any help buddy?

He runs a vtuber forum. What do you think?

 

[Negzana]

Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.

Plot-twist: She accidentally unknowingly threw away all her butcher and steak knives when cooking and could only use a butter knife

 

[shipmate_F]

Dizzy would make a great second wife after you've already had one hot childhood crush wife where everything went wrong in your late-30's and she left with the kids, and now you need a co-dependent yet self-aware woman who you can get smashed with and wake up the next morning surrounded by used condoms and tearstained handkerchiefs.

 

[Svarog]

Mashiro Yuki singing and playing guitar


Onolumi playing Demon's Souls


ps. search don't work, so send “late” reactions to Proctor.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

Dizzy would make a great second wife after you've already had one hot childhood crush wife where everything went wrong in your late-30's and she left with the kids, and now you need a co-dependent yet self-aware woman who you can get smashed with and wake up the next morning surrounded by used condoms and tearstained handkerchiefs.

Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.

Hot.

 

[RestlessRain]

Going to grab some shut-eye.

We know who to blame if there's a surprise graduation.

 

[Negzana]

I imagine a night with Dizzy would involve a lot of screaming, crying, her getting her leg twisted around a blanket and tripping, more crying, more screaming, her tripping on a random stray racoon that found its way into her house somehow, and more screaming and crying.

Edit: The fact that Dizzy most certainly egosearches and absolutely knows what the Virtual Asylum is concerning, because there's a high chance she saw Proctor's post and now mines

 

[The Proctor]

Edit: The fact that Dizzy most certainly egosearches and absolutely knows what the Virtual Asylum is concerning, because there's a high chance she saw Proctor's post and now mines

I'm getting that collab one day.

 

[Negzana]

I'm getting that collab one day.

She's looking for a man.

 

[RestlessRain]

Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.

 

[Trap Supremacy]

I had a lot of fun with the spelling bee last night. I really enjoy collabs where the girls just get to show themselves off a bit and discuss each other with a kind of prompt. Which is why we need more Jackbox streams, also please one of the girls desperately needs to do Whose Line because I am begging for a Hololive drinking song
That being said, it got a bit slow during the end when GurAme had to slow down and make calculations. Here's what Ame had to say on the matter:


In other words, in the collab to weed out which one of them was the dumbest, the biggest dumdums were the organizers.

I love these two retards so much.

 

[Anime Fan]

Shiina's going to be baking a pie in a few minutes.

 

[UberSoldat]

Witness suffering as Disney slop is consumed

 

[I Wanna Die]

Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.

Worth tbh