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From the same minds that brought you Azehara as Riku Tazumi, we now bring you Proctor as a super legit femboy coming to a theatre near you.
Broken clock, yada yada.
The question is: Is he wrong though?
Yeah, same thread. There's some funny stuff in amongst the retardation, if you're willing to risk losing brain cells. You should be fine though.
I'm not even sure if it's a Pippa thread anymore. It's become a sequel to the Sektur vs Vtubers thread, which already was just repeating the same shit last time.
I lost my last brain cells there yesterday
Oh god, you can be worse than you were before?
Hololive ARK Server (2024) - Day 3
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The base still is barely there. At least there's a decent amount of tamed dinos to fight off the raid.
Pekora's news recapping the day:
Rules (mostly taken from this clip):
- The map used is Valguero.
- Mods used:
- The event lasts from July 23rd to July 31st.
- There will be downtime from 3AM to 7PM JST due to difficulties in providing technical support during that time.
- The server runtime can be extended by 30 minutes to finish pending processes.
- Everyone will be living in a single base.
- The base will have to be made from scratch, as the starting hub isn't the base.
- You can tame up to three creatures at a time.
- Only the person who tamed the creature can use it. They will be stored in cryopods if the owner goes offline.
- Trap taming is forbidden.
- If a tamed creature dies, it cannot be revived.
- You can't intentionally kill your tamed creature.
- Dinosaur raids will be at 10PM JST.
- Spontaneous raids can happen as well.
- There are daily missions.
- From Day 4 and onwards there will be events to win prizes, including stuff that's not normally obtainable.
- Examples:
- Cavalry Battle
- Use a tamed creature to grab an opponent and drop them in a cage.
- Taming Competition
- Be the fastest to tame a specified creature.
- Cavalry Battle
- Examples:
- Participants have to write a diary entry for what they've done each day. Penalties will be given if it's not done.
Daily mission:
- Stockpile iron ingots and fertilizer.
Overview on Twitter.
- Pekora:
- Argentavis ""Star Fallen Bird Star Quasar"
- Marine:
- Triceratops "Yoshida Pochi Hanako T Special Generation Narco (Narcoberry Slave)"
- Doedicurus
- Daeodon
- Choco:
- Brontosaurus
- Shadowmane (Egg)
- Sora:
- Doedicurus "Blueberry Nuun"
- Pteranodon "Soda-chan"
- Luna:
- Pteranodon "El the Scarlet Winged Absolute Ruler"
- Aqua:
Argentavis "Aqutantavis"- Argentavis "Aqutantavis Kai"
- Lui:
- Pteranodon
- Miko:
PteranodonDeinonychus- T-Rex (Egg)
- Aki:
Pteranodon "Mukidon"Pteranodon "Mukidon 2"Pteranodon "Mukidon 3"
- Ao:
- Ankylosaurus "Ikemensaurus"
- Flare:
- Ankylosaurus
- Shadowmane "Flare Shadow"
- Iroha:
- Stegosaurus
- Polka:
Deinonychus- Woolly Rhino
- Koyori:
- Argentavis
- Hajime:
Pteranodon "Bunbun-butenchiyo"- Argentavis
- Kanata:
- Stegosaurus
- Fubuki:
Raptor "Yuta-Sama"- Yutyrannus
- Lamy:
- Triceratops
- Noel:
Argentavis "Lucky Taro"- Argentavis
- Kanade:
- Mammoth
- Bae:
- Pteranodon "PPDON"
- Ririka:
- Argentavis
- Suisei:
- Argentavis "BiBiDeBaViSu"
- Towa:
- Shadowmane
- Subaru:
- Mammoth "Oozora Muki Muki Heaven Elite"
And now for the recap. Information has been sourced from this post and the hololive fan Discord.
【Hololive ARK】【＃ホロARK】 Day 3 ( 7.25.2024 ) : Hololive | Ghostarchive
- Aki got another Pteranodon named "Mukidon 4".
- Flare went out to explore the snow biome alongside her Shadowmane to complete a mission.
- The general plan for today will be to build the base and get better tools.
- A new machine was been built at the base, it seems to be a Fabricator. They also built a fridge.
- The walls of the base building are to be expanded for more room around for future storage and new machines in the future.
- Another new large machine was added to the main building, an industrial grill. Super useful for grilling lots of meat very quickly, instead of having to wait by the furnance.
- A generator was also built in the base. Towa and others are working on adding wires connecting to the generator underneath the base structure.
- The storage were reorganized. Some now have signs with pictures on them. A few of the signs are in English and Japanese.Earlier Roboco asked Bae how to write Spark.
- A greenhouse was build to grow food and vegetables.
- Kanata asked Koyori to get an Argentavis with the help of Noel. An Argentavis was caught and they'll be helping to provide meat for taming it. While the tame was successful, later on Noel's Argentavis died.
- Subaru and Aki are exploring the snowy mountains together to get a Managarmr. There's been a lot of screaming from Subaru as she was being carried by Aki's Pteranodon.
- Aki's Pteranodon kept getting frozen and stuck in place due to the cold. Unfortunately due to that, they fell into a pack of wolves and died. Aki's Pteranodon died as well. Koyori agreed to help the two get back to their items. She's carrying the two of them at the same time with the help of grappling hooks. Flare will also tag along to help fight any enemies with her Shadowmane.
- Aki's rescue mission went badly, a Managarmr knocked her off her grapple into a dire wolf pack. Fortunately, Flare was there to help pick up her items.
- A Shadowmane baby has already been born thanks to Towa and Flare. It belongs to Choco.
- Fubuki, Miko and Suisei are currently off on an adventure. They caught and tamed a T-Rex which went to Miko. Near the base the three came across a Raptor. They were able to knock it down for taming. Fubuki was able to tame it successfully, however it shortly died while Fubuki was being attacked by dinos.
- Twin Shadowmanes were born! Aqua nicknamed hers "Aquatanmane", the other baby Shadowmane went to Aki, she followed Aqua's naming sense for it.
- Lui got a Shadowmane named "Sirius Black". Miko's T-Rex died. Polka's Woolly Rhino also died.
- Thanks to the help of Pekora and Koyori, Fubuki has her own Argentavis. She named it: "Foxstar Bird".
- Polka caught a Maewing. Miko also caught one as well and name hers "Harochi".
- Pekora is working on adding spikes to the base in preparation for the raid.
- Bae found a Tek Raptor. After much frustration, she was able to capture it and began taming it. Lui and Subaru were in the area to help provide raw meat.
- Bae was able to tame her Tek Raptor and named it "MECHAPP". Aki got another Pteranodon at some point.
- The raid ('level 2/3'):
- The raid featured two Rock Golems. They were fire ones. They're very tough with high armor and can easily wreck buildings. Other opponets include Giant Crabs, Mammoths, and Wyverns.
- After the Rock Golems two Tek T-Rexes followed.
- There was an Alpha Crab and two more rock/fire Elemental (rock golem mention earlier). One of them is going after the building.
- The raid was eventually stopped. There was significant damage to what little there is of the base.
- Casualties among the tamed:
- Bae's MECHAPP, Choco's Brontosaurus, Kanata's Stegosaurus, Aki's Pteranodon, and Marine's Yoshida Pochi Hanako T Special Generation Narco (Narcoberry Slave).
- PPDON was missing in action.
- After the raid, they started to breed a Shadowmane for Koyori. It was to be named "Joshukun".
- While Bae was looking for a replacement PPDON, she found out that the original PPDON didn't die in the raid after all. Bae found it wandering around just outside the base.
- The original PPDON died anyway to some wild dino. Choco got a Pteranodon but it died at some point.
- After Subaru, Aki and Towa split up when planning for the next raid, Subaru takes charge to organize and assign the other members to do different things. She told Ao kun to get a healer. Bae and Subaru will go together to get a Tek Stegosaurus.
- Bae got a new Pteranadon named "ppdon v2". Pekora helped in getting a Daeodon for Ao.
- Subaru asked Aqua to help Bae in getting a Tek Stegosaurus. They found a green and red one in the jungle. However right after knocking it down a Carnotaurus came and killed it off.
- They were able to find another one. Bae was able to tame it and named it "I LOVE AQUA".
- Ririka lost her Argentavis and suffered a zenloss. Flare was able to at least help Ririka in getting her items back.
- FubuMiComet went egg hunting. Suisei got a level 120 egg and Fubuki got a level 130 egg.
- Thanks to Fubuki, Suisei, Pekora, and a few others, Ririka was able to acquire a new Argentavis.
- FubuMiComet are now taking the eggs they got and are hatching them. The three eggs hatched into Deinonychuses, though two stuck to Fubuki (Fubuki already had two tames and she can only have one more). However she was able to give one to Miko and Suisei each.
- A Magmasaur egg was found. It hatched and belongs to Choco. Aki got another Pteranodon "Mukidon 5" but it died at some point.
- Fubuki went on another egg hunt and found a level 150 egg.
- Koyori went on the hunt for lemons, but she found potatoes and carrots instead.
- Pekora, Koyori, Aki, and Aqua were gonna hunt for a Carcharodontosaurus. It's difficult to hunt/tame as it requires fresh kill to tame it and the risk of you dying is very high.
- Koyori's internet died in the middle so she ended her stream. Apparently staff were able to teleport her back to base.
- Unfortunately due to a bug they were unable to tame the Carcharodontosaurus.
- Towa, Fubuki, and Iroha wereon the hunt for a Snow Owl.
- They found one, but it got stuck in the rocks, and in trying to get near it, Iroha fell and died. Fubuki also died from falling too.
- Towa was able to tame the Snowy Owl. Towa and Fubuki were spending a long time trying to get their items from the cliff. It took them using the grappling hook to obtain them.
- In the end, both Towa and Iroha got a Snowy Owl each.
- Pekora, Noel, Kanade, Flare, and Aqua are trying to tame a Carcharodontosaurus again. During this Pekora's Star Quasar died. Pekora was unable to obtain one today. Instead Pekora got a Shadowmane.
- An extension of 30 minutes was given. And then ANOTHER extension was given. The server will close at 4AM JST.
- Noel was able to succesfully obtain a Carcharodontosaurus. Sora's Soda-chan died at some point.
- Since there's an extension Towa was putting some last minute work onto the base. She was creating a wall around the main building as a barrier for tomorrow's raid.
- Other tames:
- Polka got another Woolly Rhino.
- Aki got her seventh Pteranodon named "Mukidon 7".
- Lui got a Griffin.
- Mio got an Argentavis
- Okayu got an Argentavis as well.
- Noel got another Argentavis.
- Roboco got a Daeodon.
- Back on Day 1, Subaru got a Mammoth "Oozora Muki Muki Heaven Elite" with Aki and Miko's help.
- AZKi got a Pteranodon.
- Aki
- Towa
Lamy- Noel
- Koyori*
- VOD was privated probably because of this.
- [Google TL]
Regarding the losses in the no-fly zone today, there seems to be a rumor going around that "Koyori called the management staff."The correct truth is that I asked "Can we build something temporarily to retrieve other members' luggage that was in an area that was out of reach?" (if it was no good, we wouldn't do it), and the staff made the decision and came out to help.
Since it wasn't my luggage but another member's, I was in a hurry to retrieve it, and I'm sorry that I asked for permission to build something that was outside the rules.
However, I'm not so rotten that I would seek out the divine power of the staff myself. Please don't be fooled by this rumor. Thank you in advance.
- Suisei
- Choco
- Pekora
- Fubuki
- Kanata
- Subaru
- Flare
- Hajime*
- She decided to end her stream after 15 minutes due to not getting the in-game sound to work. She will ask management for help.
- AZKi (new)
- Aqua
- Polka
- Roboco (new)
- Ririka
- Sora
- Kanade
- Bae
- Marine (no POV)
- Miko (no POV)
- Iroha (no POV)
- Haachama (no POV)
- Ao (no POV)
Calli- She was supposed to join this day, but it got moved up to the next day.
Edit: Correction made to Choco's tames.
Edit 2: Added list of mods used in the rules section. This has been Retroactively added to the previous posts as well.
Edit 3: I forgot to add some tames.
Edit 4: Re-formatted so that the tames are spoilered instead of the updated rules.
Edit 5: I put the entry of Subaru getting her Mammoth on the wrong day. She had it by the end of Day 1. The editing grace period was expired by the time I noticed this mistake.
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I dunno man, even i probably won't be able to reach levels of retardation exhibited in that thread...
They admit to watch her clips and still scratching heads "why would she move in back with her parents and don't own a nice car? probably doing bad financially" "why she went to SF specifically for her passport? tis enigma!"
To be honest, I feel that our Nolan thread is a fucking masterpiece compare to the homeland pippa thread.
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The Nolan thread has all sorts of fun stuff in there - screencaps of him being a lolcow, information about his family, thoughtful commentary, speculation, memes and shitposts, all of it about Nolan. Not every post is great, but it is all on-topic, and it's what you'd want out of a lolcow thread.To be hobest, I feel that our Nolan thread is a fucking masterpiece compare to the homeland pippa thread.
The Pippa thread has Pippa's dox being treated like a game of Battleships, people sperging about anime and vtubers and women and being virtuously against paedophilia, and any commentary about Pippa is done by people that clearly know nothing and have no interest in vtubing. There's plenty you could make fun of Pippa for, and we do it regularly over on Pippa's thread, but the Kiwifarms thread is a retarded trashfire.
The worst thing is, is that MerelyTourist is right - his worst post on here is still better than the best post over on the Pippa thread.
Sounds more like a FAT FUCKING FOX chocking on some friend chicken.
@MerelyTourist: "Wait, you all were just being sarcastic when you call Proctor your wife and mommy in chat!?!?"
You can never lose what you haven't had in the first place nigga.
getting competitive players is the best way to get eyes on you though. No reason to limit it to phase fan only. Just do a giveaway if you want to reward the fans.
I think the problem is the lack of commentary
In a normal write up you start with your point and then you provide evidence for your points
I check a few of the pages, all the pippa stuff behind the first place is just clip dumps. Alot of those posts doesn't even have any commentary
Honestly it feels more like fan falseflagging, luring non-fan to watch pippa clips, it's that bad of a hit piece.
No, nigga. They were few and retarded, but they were mine. Now they gone.You can never lose what you haven't had in the first place nigga.
She is a girl, that's it. That's enough for most forum members.
The saddest part is that the mystery of her race change(irl) will remain unsolved.
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