General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Bob from accounting]

Welp. went to sleep and missed his new model debut clip.

Cliptax:

Why does Proctor look like a bratty shota whose about to challenge me to a children's card game? WTF is that laugh. I mean, he's quite right but I still half expected him to start discussing why he thinks blackwings are the best archetype or some shit.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Gura membership news: Gura wants people for chorus voices for her Loli Kami cover that is coming soon.

She should do Loli Kami and Kani covers back to back.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

She should do Loli Kami and Kani covers back to back.

Better yet a mash up

 

[Negzana]

From last night

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

From last night

no, I'm pretty sure Shiori would be delighted at the prospect of being cooked by Haachama

in fact, she would insist

 

[Svarog]

Guba

 

[RestlessRain]

Why does Proctor look like a bratty shota whose about to challenge me to a children's card game? WTF is that laugh. I mean, he's quite right but I still half expected him to start discussing why he thinks blackwings are the best archetype or some shit.

What other sort of character is he going to play with that laugh though?

This is the face of someone with a high-pitch horse whinny for a laugh, and I can't imagine any other sort of character with it.

 

[Gibara Fan]

A big collab with Haachama and friends to close the week with:

And Botan's Street Fighter adventure:

Short Tax:

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Mario Kart event is postponed.

https://archive.is/wUGwp

The person they planned on sticking with the bill is gone, so they need to decide on who is paying now.

 

[Awoogers]

of course she didnt stream yesterday because of the splatoon live
good for her

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

It strikes me that Proctor's sleep killing vtubers should just be an artefact of his terrible timezone, but his awful sleeping schedule means that he's basically sleeping at NA times.

Those deaths aren't an accident. The vtubing reaper is actively scheduling graduations to match Proctor's sleep schedule.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

half expected him to start discussing why he thinks blackwings are the best archetype or some shit

Eat shit you you think that, the man would clearly play floowandereeze/simorgh because he aint a furry, he just likes birds

 

[lakyus]

alright, bossman's sleeping, who's dying tonight

I hope Riku Tazumi doesn't graduate, he's allegedly the only talent in the agency who matters anything at all. His termination would surely have a non-neglible impact on operations, as well as the net worth of the company.
Sisters, we have to organically show our authentic and genuine support for Riku Tazumi on SNS and stock market sites' comment sections.

 

[Clown Penis]

No fun allowed
Archive

Since we're listing the Niggura likes.. check the likes on the sped's tweet.

Spoiler

Negro, really?

Spoiler

Spoiler: Haram

Somehow, I think the fact the Niggura poster isn't a nog furry alphabet person with a pony(?) profile pic, might actually mean everything went right for them. The furry groid is perfect for Nolan.

 

[Gaotye (bilibili DD)]

, he's allegedly the only talent in the agency who matters anything at all.

you say using a yacht to ship liver's money back to his home?

 

[Sky Shouter]

Runie writing that article about how air conditioning is sexist confirmed


Remind me to never get in Runie's car

Not because she'll cart me off to be subject to her weird experiments, but because I'll look like this the entire time

 

[frz]

Jesus who the fuck is this femboi and why does he looks near getting raped

On other news the k4sen tournament happened:

Unsurprisingly the team with the most males win, the only girl is URS-No.1005, a 3 view league spammer who got elevated into 4 view status through GTA VCR
One may know her as Tooko from the Pizza Gang, (jesus what a name URS-No.1005)
Akirose team lost in a close back and forth 56 minutes game vs the 2nd place team and once again a close lost against the 4th place team. They got 5th by shitting on @La+ de Central Norte team 2-0
Why is karubi and laplus on the same team again lmao. Laplus team ended up not winning any game beside the opening game, she got a few solo kills at least. Now that I look at their draft, it's dogshit. The team actually played really well but you cant win without doing damage. Their coach was trolling with that ashe pick.
I also thought Roberu & Mae was gonna participate because of how they spam the game, turns out they just wanted to play with each other.

TIL holodex has its own timestamp function where they port one of the autist in the comment section who's doing the timestamping to the actual interfact and you can click it to jump to the timestamp to only watch the highlights. Godbless holodex, and fuck twitch btw.

 

[Watamate]

NGL, the intro is as much a part of the vtuber as their personality. Without it, it seems a bit... Lacking.

Here are some of my faves.










Be careful though, NDAs are a bitch.

I love that Ina still uses the exact same intro song she used during her debut stream.

Meanwhile Gura spent God knows how much on a fully animated intro she used for a handful of streams and then just returned to plastering memes everywhere.

 

[Limkin]

Specialite got valentines day merch. Here's Victoria's. Standee comes with a badge. They also have voice packs

"Hm, why does she look like a character from a yuri manga and a set of fanart the artist I follow is doing... oh, it's the same artist"
The artist weirdly has no mention of designing her anywhere in the profile, and I don't remember retweeting anything related to her either.

 

[hylic]

A big collab with Haachama and friends to close the week with:

I love this thumbnail so much because Mori is Quentin Tarantino