This dork really loves One Piece. She's so great.
What's the dick equivilent of "Clussy", because this dumb dork wants whatever that is from Buggy. I love this chuuni dork.
Am I really going to fall down the anime trap at this age? All because of some cartoon woman on the internet?
possibly
As a resident One Piece super fan (own figures of all the Strawhats, each of their ships, some posters, all the books, etc) here's two pieces of advice if you actually want to get into One Piece
1) Don't watch the One Piece anime, read the manga - one of your friendly local manga pirate websites should have it. Or throw $2.99 a month at Viz to read it directly from the source -
https://www.viz.com/shonenjump/chapters/one-piece
2) If you watch the Anime, don't watch the raw anime. It's been running nonstop since 1999 and is always about a year behind the manga. As it maintains that level of distance, the amount of padding and poor pacing the anime has suffers for it.
Instead, check out the One Pace project -
https://onepace.net/ - they are a fan project that goes back and shortens all of the major timesink stuff - repeated scenes, unneeded flashbacks, filler, etc - and has shortened the anime watch time by about 45%.