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Azehara

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Yes, I'm sure it's because the entire vtuber audience is primarily interested in suppressing the success of black people simply because they're black. It has nothing to do with the commonality of black creators throwing a hissy fit when they don't blow up and become overnight sensations simply for being so brave as to be born black. This demand for special treatment is the same kind of tone as trans/queer folk and their cries for equality and special treatment. They want to be treated and seen as equal to "The Whites/The Heteros", but as soon as they're subject to the same kind of treatment that their paleskin cishet counterparts receive they have a meltdown because turns out, being someone in a position to receive attention from a crowd is subject to a lot of unnecessary bullshit and almost invariably someone is going to draw negative attention for no real reason. Overwhelmingly, folks that push through it and ignore the negative attention parts are going to be "majority" crowd types because they don't tend to have special hangups on racial or sexual identity to feel like the bog-fucking-standard level of baseless hate received is personal attacks on their person.

This bitch here having a tantrum because, what, people are objectifying them? You mean to tell me that being subject to a lustful eye is so inherently intolerable that you can't possibly accept the idea that a creator in a space as wantonly infested with degenerate coomers thanks to the v-thots that weaponize cartoon titties for clicks and views, would be subjected to male gaze? You think you should be specially immune to being objectified when the damn near entirety of entertainment media is built on the back of selling sex? You silly bitch. That is why you won't succeed. Not because you're black, but because you think you're special and deserve special treatment, but the secret is that true equality means getting treated just as shitty as the white people are treated.
Reminds me of that one retard that Kirsche checked out (the one that apparently got thousands of views as a generic white "vtuber" but it turns out he was probably botting) which Dexerto reported on. Due was bitching because he didnt get support from Twitch to grow in like 3 years. As if the platform needs to boost his ass just for being black. Fuck those kinds of people. I hate people like this so much because they expect everyone to hand everything to them in a silver platter.



Hylo was doomposting earlier and I would assume it had to do with numbers. The Mythos girls had huge debuts as far as small-group Vtubers go. But the numbers seem to have dropped drastically. I don't really care enough about the old Cyberlive bullshit except when she kept bitching and bringing shit up which my reply back then was that she should stop bitchin' and moaning about Lumi and she should focus on herself.
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Why are their numbers down so much?
1. The marketing campaign was not optimal. They should've delayed their debut and just released the Charlie teaser. Their teaser was hyped by everyone because they had Moistyboy on it and everyone lost their collective shit over it. They should've held on and blueballed everyone but they blew their load too fast. Every "drama" channel commented on them, most did watch along, and hell even the other non-vtuber channels that can be considered orbiters were hyped around them.

2. Twitch FUCKING SUCKS. Stop playing into the stupid "discoverability" shit that gets parroted around by random 2-views. But YouTube is a problem because if you dont have a channel that's alive or that has any sort of content, starting from 0 is horrible. They should've posted content to YouTube a month prior to debut to boost their channels. Pretty sure Zeus and Hades can sing really well. Post some legit song covers (with the obscured models and other shit) or maybe some other shorts including maybe lore dumps and other crap to hype the brand. All of the freaky shit the Greek gods would do would even make decent short content. Go a bit into the whole Greek lore thing.

3. Not collab as much early on. There is a reason why Hololive didn't let the talents collab with other people/waves at least until a month had passed. They want the girls to grow their own audience. These girls straight out of the gate jumped into about 3 different collabs with a bunch of other well-known vtubers.

4. Try not to overlap schedules as much. Another thing Hololive and Nijisanji tend to do is to spread their talents out so that they can raid into each other once one finishes and the other starts. A small 1-1.5-hour slot would greatly benefit them but from what I checked one has been streaming for about 3 hours the other for 1.5 and the other for 15 minutes. Sure it's somewhat layered but there is still a big overlap. It's important you don't cannibalize yourself.

5. Plan out the stream content. Hades was doing "react" content of sorts playing one of those Youtube quiz videos "can you identify this cartoon opening" and they play like 2 seconds of the song. Zeus was doing a zatsudan (not sure if she did something else different at the start) and Poseidon was reacting to some other youtube video. They remind me a bit of Lia. Lia would get low 100 CCV because she would play random games like Genshin and other shit. She started inclining hard once she focused her streams around more crazy and wild topics she would do "deep dives" on. There are a ton of Vtubers playing [insert game here] or [react to youtube video here].

Hell, there is one Vtuber I constantly see on Youtube that keeps popping up and all she does is react to different shit. All of her videos seem to get 15-20k views and they are all over 15 minutes long (the girl is probably making over $1500 on ad revenue which is not something you can really do on Twitch at the moment).

If they keep doing what they are doing I feel like their growth will be fairly slow. That said they should try to incentivize people to clip their streams (even if Twitch clips are dogshit) and they could later upload the funnier ones to YouTube so that they can grow on both platforms. Twitch is super saturated and depending on their vast number of friends to possibly raid them won't do much. They should also consider simulcasting to pull viewers from both sites or at least get enough watch hours on YouTube so that they can monetize their channel as soon as possible. I understand that all of this requires way more time and effort. Its also possible that they work or have other responsibilities that cut into their "free" time so it might be harder to plan shit out but honestly I feel like it's the only way they can at least stand out from the sea of other Vtubers.

Edit: Now that Hades is gone, both of Zeus and Poseidon's numbers went up. This somehow supports my claim that they are cannibalizing each other's views.
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Disclaimer im just a random femboy on a message board that spends too much time watching chuubas and looking for autistic shit. This is all theoretical (but im sure there is more thought put into that written wall of text than any marketing campaign they had past get moist to voice the teaser)
 
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niggaphil

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@The Proctor ihave been awake for 32 hours now and your post activated my autism. I just want to dig on mrspanner now. I hate you for that
You can listen to some ear-licking ASMR while digging the Mr spanner, pretty sure it would help you to combat the sleep deprived situation :smugselen:
 

MornLurker

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I know Kiara san its traumatized by her past but why is she this way?
LIFE IS BEATIFUL even when there are things that put us down we always try to figh negative toughts everyday :)
I wish I had a fraction of your positivity Mr. laplus fan



Uproar's new outfit relay is today, starting from Uyu
 

Abomination

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Airi's stream is over, and I wanted to share a moment from it. So, take a small break from the newest retardation that's popped up for one of the most wholesome things I've heard in a long time:

Auntie Chisaka made a short appearance in her stream near the beginning. After she was gone, chat jokingly asked if she was single. Airi informed everybody that Auntie Chisaka is not single. She went on to say that Mama Chisaka is technically single, but that chat had no chance. Mama Chisaka is loyal to one person and one person only. Sadly, that one person passed on years ago: Papa Chisaka.

Despite this, Airi shared that Mama Chisaka still continues to visit him several times a week. And every time she does, she brings him flowers. She buys different flowers and arranges them herself. Airi herself usually visits him every two weeks, mostly because the place closes for visitors before she gets off from work.

She later on recalled when Papa Chisaka was in the hospital/hospice. Airi had to take a break from school to take care of him while Mama Chisaka was working from 5 am to 8 pm. After she was done working, she would swap out with Airi to take care of him.

As Airi put it: She didn't abandon him no matter what. I think that's very amazing.

And to sum it all up, also as Airi put it: Being that loyal to somebody...I think that's actual goals.

Bros, this hit me so hard when she was talking about it. Papa Chisaka was a lucky man to have Mama Chisaka and Airi there for him and that they still visit him as much as they do. I'm sure he was a good man too. I really wish the best for Airi and her family.
:yagoocry:

Timestamp:
 

Nigel Nigerman

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Let's just expedite the process and get AsylumES underway. That's about 80% of the forum made chuubas in one fell swoop
The Asylum's national anthem:


So i was scrolling twitter during bijou's starting screen, and i stumbled into this. This person seems really mad and im not sure why.
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Of course replies are closed. That way they can be mad between themselves.
@God's Strongest Mozumite maybe you should show them some black vtubers im sure you actually know more than them
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More of the boys.

One of these things is not like the other... 💩💩💩

Listen I'd eat a hard copy of a FNAF fanfic for a Rin

I'm that sane
Fucking Flip needs his daily dose of pagpag again.

How does that fucking voice come out of a negro? Did this twink switch voices with Kyo?
Black Flip. Do the math.

Hey, February 16 is going to be on a Friday in 2024. Hmm.



PDF archive: https://files.catbox.moe/2hxom9.pdf (couldn't attach it due to current attachment file size limits.) Archive sites don't really work well for Google Docs - the PDF route is the best if you don't need that third/outside party aspect of it.

As for its actual contents, I haven't read it since I don't know anyone involved and none of the further discussion about it has convinced me I should care, but let me know if I should have a look, I guess.
It's gay. Don't bother.

I had hoped Advent will get their own chibi VRChat models, it is uncalled for on why management denied them.

ngl, it's not looking good on Myth imo, Gura and Ame are burnt out, Kiara is stressed out (from what I'm reading from other posts) and probably heading straight for a burn out. Ina seems fine, haven't heard anything. Calli well is doing what Calli does.

tbh, I don't know how you would get someone out of a burn out.
The best way to get women out of feeling burnt out is always a good ol' dicking. But knowing the autism of Myth that ain't happening soon. Calli is a lean-machine that's why she's always streaming.

*ahem*
LIIIIAAAAA! I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOUUUUUUU. MARRY ME PLEASE AND I WILL COMMISSION EVERY DEGENERATE YAOI SLASHFIC DOUJIN YOUR FUJO MIND CAN COME UP WITH. UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
We have another contender for the Penis Explosion Chamber.


Clip Tax.

Paparissa being Nerissa's ultimate simp.


Whorca being a whore.


Twin doggos being sad about the scalpers.


God wanting that bau baussy.


And a bit of good news, Ironmouse is getting better💓💓💓.
 

smartestkidontheshortbus

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Airi's stream is over, and I wanted to share a moment from it. So, take a small break from the newest retardation that's popped up for one of the most wholesome things I've heard in a long time:

Auntie Chisaka made a short appearance in her stream near the beginning. After she was gone, chat jokingly asked if she was single. Airi informed everybody that Auntie Chisaka is not single. She went on to say that Mama Chisaka is technically single, but that chat had no chance. Mama Chisaka is loyal to one person and one person only. Sadly, that one person passed on years ago: Papa Chisaka.

Despite this, Airi shared that Mama Chisaka still continues to visit him several times a week. And every time she does, she brings him flowers. She buys different flowers and arranges them herself. Airi herself usually visits him every two weeks, mostly because the place closes for visitors before she gets off from work.

She later on recalled when Papa Chisaka was in the hospital/hospice. Airi had to take a break from school to take care of him while Mama Chisaka was working from 5 am to 8 pm. After she was done working, she would swap out with Airi to take care of him.

As Airi put it: She didn't abandon him no matter what. I think that's very amazing.

And to sum it all up, also as Airi put it: Being that loyal to somebody...I think that's actual goals.

Bros, this hit me so hard when she was talking about it. Papa Chisaka was a lucky man to have Mama Chisaka and Airi there for him and that they still visit him as much as they do. I'm sure he was a good man too. I really wish the best for Airi and her family.
:yagoocry:

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WIFE MATERIAL
 

Atlas

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Airi's stream is over, and I wanted to share a moment from it. So, take a small break from the newest retardation that's popped up for one of the most wholesome things I've heard in a long time:

Auntie Chisaka made a short appearance in her stream near the beginning. After she was gone, chat jokingly asked if she was single. Airi informed everybody that Auntie Chisaka is not single. She went on to say that Mama Chisaka is technically single, but that chat had no chance. Mama Chisaka is loyal to one person and one person only. Sadly, that one person passed on years ago: Papa Chisaka.

Despite this, Airi shared that Mama Chisaka still continues to visit him several times a week. And every time she does, she brings him flowers. She buys different flowers and arranges them herself. Airi herself usually visits him every two weeks, mostly because the place closes for visitors before she gets off from work.

She later on recalled when Papa Chisaka was in the hospital/hospice. Airi had to take a break from school to take care of him while Mama Chisaka was working from 5 am to 8 pm. After she was done working, she would swap out with Airi to take care of him.

As Airi put it: She didn't abandon him no matter what. I think that's very amazing.

And to sum it all up, also as Airi put it: Being that loyal to somebody...I think that's actual goals.

Bros, this hit me so hard when she was talking about it. Papa Chisaka was a lucky man to have Mama Chisaka and Airi there for him and that they still visit him as much as they do. I'm sure he was a good man too. I really wish the best for Airi and her family.
:yagoocry:

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Bros, find yourself someone is loyal as these two
 

Todd's Strongest Howard

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The Rratarded Alt

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I had hoped Advent will get their own chibi VRChat models, it is uncalled for on why management denied them.

ngl, it's not looking good on Myth imo, Gura and Ame are burnt out, Kiara is stressed out (from what I'm reading from other posts) and probably heading straight for a burn out. Ina seems fine, haven't heard anything. Calli well is doing what Calli does.

tbh, I don't know how you would get someone out of a burn out.
Ina found out how to pace herself this year. Kiara is dealing. Finally getting her album and 3D live out the door were huge stress reliefs for her. Calli is hard to gauge. She has her frustrations with her UMJ deal and clearly has a form of imposter syndrome going on, but seems ok otherwise? Gura seems fine to coast. The one I am worried about is Ame. Hopefully, things go okay with her and her family life...
 

ValkyrieAce

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@BlueSharkTV Not to saviorfag, but you need to fix your goddamn oshi. I'm pretty sure she had a literal fucking heart attack on stream today, with intense pain and inability to draw breath, yet alone speak during it, then says it happens every so often, doesn't want to see a doctor, and doesn't want her family to know it's happening, so asked people not to clip it.
 

BlueSharkTV

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@BlueSharkTV Not to saviorfag, but you need to fix your goddamn oshi. I'm pretty sure she had a literal fucking heart attack on stream today, with intense pain and inability to draw breath, yet alone speak during it, then says it happens every so often, doesn't want to see a doctor, and doesn't want her family to know it's happening, so asked people not to clip it.
someone on vt posted this:
> Precordial catch syndrome (Texidor's Twinge) is a non-serious condition in which there are sharp stabbing pains in the chest. It is a common, but underrecognized cause of benign chest pain in children and adolescents. The pathophysiology of the syndrome is unknown.
don't know if it's the same or similar, but I hope for the best. :BijouBijou:
 

Panko Enjoyer

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They ruined One piece discourse Please no
I guess I'm glad Boruto's unpopular and Naruto is just for older weebs now.
This is why you should hope the anime/manga you like never gets to be too popular
-Duwang Fan
I didn't read the doc but I did read the name and if I'm remembering it right, there's 0% chance that's a woman. SilSol is a super old name in the LoL community, he use to stream with Chaox.
 

PekoWick

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who then? A maze of gerbils because chaos theory is at least as fair as trying to poll everyone and seeing who most people like
I don't know maybe have someone that tracks vtubers statistics or achievements just like in sports.
 

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Does anyone know who this is.

Yeah she's uh, check the degen thread she does porn on the side


Literally nothing on there but she is apart of that dogpile posted above

Hm I can't read



Hiatus on main, but she is returning part time on her side hustle? hmmmmmm

Fuck man I don't know

She has this on her main, but on her fansly it says she also had a twitch stream on the 16th, nothing still up on Twitch. Fansly is the same as Twitter is uh, selling porn

 
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DanchousLoyalHamu

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Nene is live. She was talking about food in english earlier and it was really cute.
 

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Everyone drop whatever unimportant thing you were doing prior. The chinchilla has officially moved mark two out of field testing and into production. If for some reason the worlds cutest chinchilla wasn't cute enough for you(You sick bastard) she just got cuter
 

Panopticon

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someone on vt posted this:
> Precordial catch syndrome (Texidor's Twinge) is a non-serious condition in which there are sharp stabbing pains in the chest. It is a common, but underrecognized cause of benign chest pain in children and adolescents. The pathophysiology of the syndrome is unknown.
don't know if it's the same or similar, but I hope for the best. :BijouBijou:
Bro, hope is not a plan.
 

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