I posted this in the now dead Hideo Kojima Profile
Its too perfect but maybe its give you an idea on how would it sound:
What a thrirru
with darkness and sirence thrū the night
What a thrirru
i'm searching and i'rru merto intó you
nani a fearu in mai hearto
but you're so supreme!
[chorus]
i give mai rife, not foru honor, but foru you (snake eater)
in mai taim, there'rru be no one erse
crime, itsu the way i fry tū you (snake eater)
i'm stirru in a duream, snake eateru
3/10. No rolled Rs and way too easy to understand.