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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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"Wow she is HOT!!!! Do you think she's into My Little Pony?" Nolan commenting on Pornhub videos, probably.
Don't be daft.
That's how he would comment under the beach vacation video of ten year old Tiffany and family.
Well, he'd probably add something about how little Tiffany reminds him of his sister.
Okay, I've seen enough. Lock him up and throw away the key.All I can think of is something like this:
And of course, now Nolan reveals that his father requires a cane, retroactively casting a lot in the past two (or more) years in an even worse light for him.
Nolan is also the type of guy behind 20% of R34 site comments.
Cripple fight between Nolan 'the far-left pony fucker' Crush and far-right people:
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Nolan can't even defend himself without throwing some BIG and MEANINGLESS WORDS!!!
Where's the Pippa quote when I need it?
Edit: Found it. It is a good counter argument against Nolan:
Pipkin Pippa | "I don't care if a horse fucker thinks I'm a Nazi, I don't take life advice from someone obsessed about horse cock"
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Nolan can't even defend himself without throwing some BIG and MEANINGLESS WORDS!!!
Where's the Pippa quote when I need it?
Edit: Found it. It is a good counter argument against Nolan:
Pipkin Pippa | "I don't care if a horse fucker thinks I'm a Nazi, I don't take life advice from someone obsessed about horse cock"
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Yeah you right-wing chud. Only one of you threatens violence. The other one actually commits violenceagainst women.
Checkmate you Nazi chud.
And lmao, this retard is tagging the FBI over gay Twitter shit.
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Edit: Lol, the dipshit deleted the Tweet
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Typical Nolan, when he is losing argument, he will call jannies, mods and fbi to silent his opponents.
Too bad most of the time it was backfired
Imagine FBI paying a visit to Nolan when they realised he is wasting their resource. Nolan will be shit bricks and his parents definitely kick him out for good.
Also, I think Nolan saw your archive, and he deleted the tweet on panic.
Nolan, stop browsing this thread and fap to it already.
"Hello, FBI? Can I vent? Hugs?"
Nolan is still Reddit posting
https://archive.is/nbYpM Archive of profile posts is wip (8k in queue) as of posting.
The third post has already been swept by a janny, so it's a screenshot from his profile responding to that guy in image two.
This is a 2 month old post he's rage posting under. He also had to search for the 1 upvote controversial post to sperg at. His premise is MSNBC in particular, and all corpo media more broadly, has bent the knee to Trump. There's a really easy test to see if he's right, search: "MSNBC Trump" and sort for uploaded in the past 24h on YouTube.
First hit is just bashing Trump and his EOs. Nolan plz.
https://archive.is/nbYpM Archive of profile posts is wip (8k in queue) as of posting.
The third post has already been swept by a janny, so it's a screenshot from his profile responding to that guy in image two.
This is a 2 month old post he's rage posting under. He also had to search for the 1 upvote controversial post to sperg at. His premise is MSNBC in particular, and all corpo media more broadly, has bent the knee to Trump. There's a really easy test to see if he's right, search: "MSNBC Trump" and sort for uploaded in the past 24h on YouTube.
First hit is just bashing Trump and his EOs. Nolan plz.
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I feel bad for Noranu-sama, after we banished him he feel into a deep relapse of trying to find a new place to infest and now he has flipped over to becoming a political brainlet to satisfy his need for interaction. Are we the baddies?
I don't think anyone here has beaten women, including their mother, so no?
I would wrestle a woman but caribou are more fun.
Well, I guess this tweet explains the current Nolan arc:
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He is sperging hard on twitter, and it is more funny on the other people reactions than his replies
Also, his fetish is not only fuck the shoes, but being a chair and let people sit on him. That explains why he loves to reply on the Hololive chair posts.
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His other reply to that guy says "I literally don't use reddit." Nolan plz. You used it today, 5 days ago, 2 weeks ago, a month ago, and 2 months ago; on, and on, and on. His new obsession is that Secular Talk guy. Guess he's added to the Reply Guy list along with such popular, and upstanding, individuals like Dev's pet troon.
Squeeeeee rage piggy, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Sorry Reddit child, enjoy downvotes. Oh and It's nawwwwt TWUUU that he want's to fuck ponies I guess.
His new catch phrase is "terminally online," and you're "terminally online if you don't like troons. Every New Nolan is soaked in juicy irony.
Secret spoiler alert Nolan: The terminally online are where all their support is from.
Normal people who go outside and function in society don't look or act like that, which is why the weird freakshow in clown make up with blue hair stands out. The terminally online aren't the ones stuck being told that the fat weird dude creepily staring at women in bathrooms and locker rooms is totally heckin validerino. Terminally online people aren't watching someone's 16 year old daughter get their face slammed into a wrestling mat in high school. Or cheering the MMA fighter cracking open womens skulls in two hits.
... You know I think I see why Nolan supports them so much.
Saddest part is if you asked how terminally online you had to be to view them as normal you'll just get a cope response or flat out insult.
Has anyone seen if Nolan's been coping over the tranny prison statistics per chance? Those were a pretty interesting example.
Normal people who go outside and function in society don't look or act like that, which is why the weird freakshow in clown make up with blue hair stands out. The terminally online aren't the ones stuck being told that the fat weird dude creepily staring at women in bathrooms and locker rooms is totally heckin validerino. Terminally online people aren't watching someone's 16 year old daughter get their face slammed into a wrestling mat in high school. Or cheering the MMA fighter cracking open womens skulls in two hits.
... You know I think I see why Nolan supports them so much.
Saddest part is if you asked how terminally online you had to be to view them as normal you'll just get a cope response or flat out insult.
Has anyone seen if Nolan's been coping over the tranny prison statistics per chance? Those were a pretty interesting example.
Nothing on his twitter, but how about a diversity is our strength post about the somalin who stabbed little girls?
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Nolan identifies with the violence against women. THE KING APROBES!
Honestly Nolan would do really well in Saudi Arabia. He hits women, lazes around at home all day and he has autistic bouts of rage and violence every so often.
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