Oh no, the homeland a-loggers will take this important information from the prostate, and post it in pippa thread now. Now the a-loggers will doxmaxxing bluebear and exposed sakana is a big pedo!!!
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"Mother ffffucking hell! Jesus fucking Christ! I swear to fucking God, I'm going to blow my fucking brains out!"Ouro Kronii
General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!
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Pretty sure Dizzy is supposed to be his wife. The bear is meant to be his daughter.
Sakana hates Dizzy with the sort of energy you can only have by being trapped in a loveless marriage where annulling will cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars and years of hard work.
You see, this is why i believe Jelly is fishman's true secret ending wife!
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Sakana's and Dizzy's interactions make a great deal of sense if you consider them Asian Al and Peggy Bundy, respectively.
Dizzy would make a great second wife after you've already had one hot childhood crush wife where everything went wrong in your late-30's and she left with the kids, and now you need a co-dependent yet self-aware woman who you can get smashed with and wake up the next morning surrounded by used condoms and tearstained handkerchiefs.
You OK, boss?
Most sane lovebug.
So, Kirsche would be your second or third wife?
Yeah, Dizzy will end up killing the man she marries.She'll be my last wife.
God I wish that was me.
Matthew 19:3 - 9, you disgusting whores.
Dizzy would absolutely be the kind of woman who decides to murder you when you get home that night after work, but gets nervous an hour before you reach the door and starts drinking. Then she flings herself at you bawling as you come through the door and initiates desperate make-up sex, but she hid the knife in her clothes and it accidentally stabs you in the gut as she's frantically riding you and screaming that she's been a bad girl. As you lie there rapidly bleeding out, she alternates between frantically mopping up the blood while apologizing, and twisting the knife while reciting all the reasons why you deserved it. Your last sensations as consciousness fades is the feeling of gasoline sloshing over your chest. The police find you both dead the next day, her having passed out from the fumes after wasting an entire box of matches that got drenched with your blood and won't strike, then asphyxiating on her own vomit.
I know you're stressed due to many shit that happened but what the fuck is wrong with you
EDIT: as soon as he posted he posted yet another one that continue to make me question his mind. Did you sleep wrong last night? Did null stole your pillow
Man's writing fanfiction about his marriage already. It's so freaking over.
"anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery"
They're whores, there's plenty of sexual immorality to present as a reason for a divorce.
Boss, have you been drinking?
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