Twitter cringe and insanity

[Sky Shouter]

> sexually harassed my friend by masturbating to them without consent
Damn, every teenager sexually harassed their classmates then. Some did it during class even.

Beating it in class is very common, worldwide. Some teenagers have it rough with testosteron. Didn't happen in mine, but one guy next room got caught. Women do it too, but much more rare.
This is what complete absence of sex education does to motherfucker.
I've heard these stories from at least 3 vtubers and Asmon.

Normal school. Well, they no one does it on the regular. But once in a few years someone was caught. I think it was 7th grade, and i overheard teachers saying something like "another one?welp it was nice 3 years"

>Unabashed cuckoldry defender
>Stinky shower shirker
>Gives out business advice that prove he couldn't even run a lemonade stand
>Admits he regularly choked the chicken in the classroom

Any other embarrassing personal information you would like to present to the jury, Mr. Tourist?

 

[Italian Raccoon]

>Unabashed cuckoldry defender

Oh god I'm involuntarily learning MerelyTourist lore. @MerelyTourist why are you like this?

 

[MerelyTourist]

>he doubles down on the jerking in class

Why would i backpedal? This is factual, this is the shit that happens, and waaaaay more often than you'd imagine. Especially when school toilets are in shitty state.

>Admits he regularly choked the chicken in the classroom

Where did i admit anything? READ, ESL NIGGA, READ!!!

 

[Italian Raccoon]

Where did i admit anything? READ, ESL NIGGA, READ!!!

Mfw that's the only thing you want to disprove in that entire message.

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

>Debate MerelyTourist on the commonality of masturbating in class

 

[RestlessRain]

>Debate MerelyTourist on the commonality of masturbating in class

No.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Saying that it's a failure of sex Ed is like the time people in general were blaming the American education system for Europoors being illiterate. I'm starting to understand why Russia and the US must always be at war

 

[MerelyTourist]

Mfw that's the only thing you want to disprove in that entire message.

Dude, i'm not deranged enough to dredge up my old spergery.

 

[Clown Penis]

Everyone loves a good tard fight. Here's one as the leftoid's favorite dramatuber Saphera de Noma is getting into hot water with infamous SJW and obsessed shit-stirrer Cyberweasel89 with the backing of Phase Connect/Kirsche anti Softendo. The friend that got sexually harassed by Softendo here is Bint.

How?

Why?

What's the sexual appeal of this they/them pagpag-eating SEAman?

 

[Superduper Samurai]

How?

Why?

What's the sexual appeal of this they/them pagpag-eating SEAman?

Softendo is a bizzare phase anti that proudly keeps the Eimi PFP for some fucking reason, i dont think he is at all smart, and/or thinks Bint is a woman

 

[Void Scribas]

Why would i backpedal? This is factual, this is the shit that happens, and waaaaay more often than you'd imagine. Especially when school toilets are in shitty state.


Where did i admit anything? READ, ESL NIGGA, READ!!!

Damn schools in Madripoor sure as hell were weird.

 

[MerelyTourist]

Damn schools in Madripoor sure as hell were weird.

I thought so too, for about 20 years, until i started watching vtubers. Turns out this shit happens all the time around the world.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

I thought so too, for about 20 years, until i started watching vtubers. Turns out this shit happens all the time around the world.

Maybe you just subconsciously surround yourself with people who have the same weird school-fapping experiences like you do to re-affirm your beliefs so you don't invoke past trauma?

 

[Superduper Samurai]

I thought so too, for about 20 years, until i started watching vtubers. Turns out this shit happens all the time around the world.

half the forum is third worlders and yet even them are rating you autistic and retarded

 

[VSoyBoy]

>Unabashed cuckoldry defender
>Stinky shower shirker
>Gives out business advice that prove he couldn't even run a lemonade stand
>Admits he regularly choked the chicken in the classroom

Any other embarrassing personal information you would like to present to the jury, Mr. Tourist?

Don't forget about this one:

@MerelyTourist is a cum guzzler!
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[Abomination]

This is factual, this is the shit that happens, and waaaaay more often than you'd imagine.

This is not something I imagine at all. People that do imagine this probably shouldn't be allowed to have imaginations anymore by way of permanently and forcefully disabling their brains.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

If you are a man you should be imagining nonstop war, crushing your enemies and leaving them in ruin while stealing their women. Or a peaceful life of farming, ideally with the stolen women.

 

[Euthyphro]

What a terrible day to be literate

 

[Phantasm]

This is not something I imagine at all. People that do imagine this probably shouldn't be allowed to have imaginations anymore by way of permanently and forcefully disabling their brains.

We need to bring back lobotomies

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Dude, i'm not deranged enough to dredge up my old spergery.

He lied as naturally as he yanks it in class.