TVA's DEADPOOL 2025 (and Morgue)

[nooternun]

TVA's 2025 DEADPOOL

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Just like 2024, this is a place where fellow inmates can cook up the biggest and weirdest rrats and make guesses if their oshis will graduate during 2025. Rules are the same as last year.

ℹ️GENERAL RULES

Every user must pick 3 talents to participate. Picks can grant a max of 5 points.

• Picks are worth 3 points
• Each pick must be accompanied with a prediction of how will the pick graduate (RRAT). RRATs are worth 1 point
• An extra 1 point might be earned if the prediction correctly called if the pick was terminated (as opposed to a regular graduation)

Example picks:

Spoiler: Example picks

Vesper Noir, Termination.
RRAT: Got too silly with his manager and flipped him off.
(total 5 points)

Riro Ron, Graduation.
RRAT: Realized she had more subs and financial gain with her Past Life and didn't renew her contract
(total 3 points)

DEATH ROW

"Death row" picks are the ones that are on the verge of graduation, or are part from a collapsing agency, from January 9th to February 15th. (i.e. SELEN, V-Reverie talents). Picks in the "death row" will not gain points.

ADDITIONAL RULES

• Participating entries will be open until Feb 15th. Entries received after Feb 15th until Dec 31st will not gain points but may participate if they want.
• People with insider knowledge are not allowed to participate (i.e. midori)
• Points will be tallied and published after the New Years.
• This space will continue to function as an obituary/morgue for the remainder of the year on top of keeping tabs on participant's bets. The thread will be closed after the rakings are published.

Have fun, keep the general rrating to the main thread and remember, anyone can report on any talent's graduation or company going under, just try to follow the usual format.

Spoiler: Post Template

[DATE]

Talent: [talent]​

Affiliation: [agency]​

Graduation date: [date]​

DETAILS:​

[text]

Spoiler: Portrait PNG

Please come and give yourself points if you are going to participate this year. I'll tally them up this weekend.

Spoiler: Last Years Rankings

Uber - 3 for Yuko and 1 for rrat = 4
Tube - 3 for Bon and 1 for rrat = 4 (Hana was a swing and a miss plug Niji ID dying is an easy rrat but it's one none the less)
Seth - 0 as Rin is still alive
Brosnan - 3 for Yuko and 1 for rrat = 4 (maybe a point for Elia rrat...)
La+ - 3 for Mike/Zuna and 1 for rrat = 4 (close enough)
Latte - 0 but close
Atlas - 3 for Yuko and 1 for rrat = 4 (Selen = 0 points)
Scoots - 0 and may god correct him for such bad choices
Dancho - 3 for Ame and 3 for Pomu plus 2 for each rrat = 8
Blue Shark - 3 for Ame and 1 for rrat = 4
httn - 0 but maybe this year...
Reinigen - 3 for Pomu and 1 for rrat = 4 (good special guesses)
Dr. Stupid - 3 for Ame and 3 for Yuko plus 2 for rrats = 8 (Sora currently outlives you)
Superduper - 0 and worst rrats award
Lurker D - 3 for Ame and 3 for Pomu plus 2 for each rrat = 8
Just Pretending - 3 for Pomu and 1 for rrat = 4
Paladin - 3 for Yuko and 1 for rrat = 4 (minus .1 for every extra pick so 3.7)
Mozumite - 3 for Yuko and 1 for rrat = 4 (minus .1 for every extra pick so 3.8)
Bug Eater - 0 unless you can tell us who Maia is
The rratarded alt - 3 for Ame and 3 for Pomu plus 2 for each rrat = 8
Aquatic - 0 but feels points for looking out for Choco
Agility - 3 for Yuko and 1 for rrat = 4 (Selen = 0 but pity rrat point for Ame)
sbm - 3 for Pomu and 1 for rrat = 4 (Pity rrat point for Idol's "death" but only if Mito lives this year)
Jean - 3 for Pomu and 1 for rrat = 4 (Gura claims another pick by living)
God's Strongest Dragoon - 0 but unique picks
hara돌 - 0 wrong first gen grad and but PRISM's death gets a pity point
Titanosaurus - 0 Swing and a miss
fortnitesmasherX - 3 for Pomu and 1 for rrat = 4
lolwatagain - 0 but close to negative considering Vallue and Neuro's sucess
Jolted - 3 for Pomu and 1 for rrat = 4
Koronesuki - 0 but a pity point for Idol fanfiction
Sky Shouter - 3 for Pomu and 1 for rrat = 4 (pity point for Idol)
Bronze - 3 for Yuko and 3 for Pomu plus 2 for each rrat = 8
x Hades Stamps - 3 for Yuko and 1 for rrat = 4 (who is Papi?)
Xuhle - 0 swing and a miss
Euthyphro - 0 swing and a miss
nooternun - 0 points but Idol did "collapse"
Sankisei - 3 for Mike and 0 for rrat - 3 (Nazuna quit instead)

Good luck this year. May the black text and white background never grace your oshis twitter.

 

[That Guy Over There]

Graduation picks
Talent: Nanashi Mumei
DETAILS: health issues or college taking up far too much time

Talent: Lia
DETAILS: she takes the bit way too far and graduates out of embarrassment

Termination pick
Talent: Chikafuji Lisa
DETAILS: girl just has no luck and finishes the job with idol, sadly she doesn't take brave with her

 

[VSoyBoy]

I'll probably make some guesses but I gotta think about them first.
In the meantime: @The Proctor, this should probably be featured at the top of the website while submissions are open.

 

[shipmate_F]

Murasaki Shion, Graduation/Affiliation.​

RRAT: She's settling down with her boyfriend, but will call it another thing, like "creative differences".

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Hades (MYTHOS), Termination.​

RRAT: Will become a sexpest again in another convention, but this time will be held accountable for it.

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Coni Confetti, Termination.​

RRAT: Masturbated too close to the Sun, invoking the wrath of Brave Corp.

Bonus:

S.V.P. Stellar Verse Productions​

RRAT: burned through a ridiculous amount of money with no revenue to be seen, will announce or stop in december.

 

[Taxes Arr Piracy]

9 January 2025
East of Dateline

Flork
Socks
August 2025
Not even book sales keep his pet project afloat. Full implosion.

Futakuchi Mana
Independent
16 November 2025
Visits North Korea for reasons of solidarity. Collapses in bread line, never comes out of coma.

Remilia "Wemi" Nephys
Phase Connect
1 April 2025
Forgot to clean off toothbrush that fell in toilet again. Goes unremarked for some days since the tweet was posted on April 1st. Succumbs to cryptosporidiosis and dies.

 

[El Rrata]

Amelia Watson - Burned out. Graduates so she cal play all the indie farming sims on her stream she wants without worrying about perms.

Pomu - the closest girl to Selen. Already has a bunch of health and stress issues. Selen's graduation compounds that until it is too much.

Shiori - Gets devoured by rats during a trip to the Philippines.

Idk how points work with rrats, but I got Pomu and Ame correct, including their reasons for graduating. At least 6 points, at most 8.

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2025:

Kronii - Graduates. Council is graduating in debut order, so she is obviously next. Health issues.

Fuwawa - Fucking dies.

Miko - Terminated. Pekora finally drops the Google doc on her.

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Calliope Mori: graduation.
Reason: one if this years I will get it right. People will call her a pig one too many times giving her an aneurysm and she will get tired of dealing with the hate she gets.

Nanashi Mumei: graduation.
Reason: just like Ame and Fauna she seems to be too busy and barely doing anything in Holo, she even increased her PL activity on Twitter.

Hakos Baelz: graduation.
Reason: I ran out of things to put here. She will go to a rave and get chlamydia and leave out of shame.

 

[Xuhle]

Noa Talents: Imploding again
because they still dont know about western standards for PR and kill themselves again as they drag down more of there talents.

Kaminari Clara: Termination
decided to political sperg too much on there main and alt alienating her from the rest of her audience and drifting apart form the rest of Phase

Muumi Hasekura: Graduation
Wanting to move on from Phase and is already training her replacement with Aiko

Apricot (Froot): Termination
Continue to try in a desperate attempt to stay relevant with the rest of Vshojo she will fly to close to the sun that even they have to get rid of her.

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Also just to put it out there because Niji and getting rid of a leaker Death Row: Twisty Amanozako

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Also just to put it out there because Niji and getting rid of a leaker Death Row: Twisty Amanozako

I actually think all of Niji should be on death row at this point, not that many members would benefit from staying and there is probably more leaving this year.

 

[Xuhle]

I actually think all of Niji should be on death row at this point, not that many members would benefit from staying and there is probably more leaving this year.

To an extent yes, but its the question of does EN completely implode and merge to the main branch before the queue is done and who is in that queue is making that hard to say. Twisty specifically just because Niji is looking for that leaker to get rid of them while Aster will probably stay.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Death Row
Aster Arcadia - Still in Hiatus and Twisty was allowed to do her Bday lap
Hikanari Hina - Father possibly passed and talent is very so so on telling anything concrete

Graduation/Retirement

Ollie - gets brainwormed
Shion Murasaki - Follows Aqua
Altare - finally breaks from being japanese-ed
Froot - decides to be an art personality only again
Vox Akuma - Decides to sneak himself into the niji bad train before his audience eats him alive
Mumei - decides to persue her career

Meme picks
- Axel says a slur on stream and is terminated
- Mori Calliope's architecture
- Kson opens a fansly
- Mozumi Pichi's remaining dignity as she also opens a fansly
- Bettel dies (he gets better)

 

[Sky Shouter]

Death Row

• Astor Arcade: Gets #MeToo'd and Twisty is given the opportunity to execute him on livestream
• Oumiya Emma: Husband commits an honor killing after finding out she's been cheating on him with her mods on Discord

Graduation:

• Regis Altare: Decides he's tired of playing the Hardy to Axel's Laurel
• Rosemi: Terminated for not being a miserable catty bitch and therefore not fitting into Nijisanji's work culture
• Coni Confetti: She'd rather be a horny cat maid
• Riki Poppet: Tired of getting constantly demonotized by the pajeets at YouTube, calls it quits because she isn't actually generating any income
• IRyS: Says the "hard-R" live on stream
• Saya Sairoxs: Decides to take "not streaming" to the next level
• Vox Akuma: A suspicious Chinese woman shows at his house with a knife and a wedding ring, after explaining the ensuing scuff-up with the bobbies he decides to call it quits

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

I'm betting all on Phase baby

Graduation
Clara Kaminari: Has one too many politispergs on main and decides to "amicably" graduate

Termination
Kannagi Loki: Slips up and shows nips on stream

Bonus
Jelly Hoshiumi: Lung cancer

 

[Xuhle]

I'm betting all on Phase baby

Graduation
Clara Kaminari: Has one too many politispergs on main and decides to "amicably" graduate

Termination
Kannagi Loki: Slips up and shows nips on stream

Bonus
Jelly Hoshiumi: Lung cancer

Its a Phase Sweep baby.

 

[agility_]

Graduations

Hana Macchia: There really isn't any reason for her to continue beyond the hobbying aspect. Then again she wasn't on speaking terms with either her graduated genmates or the rest of the ravaged nijiID.

Gawr Gura: """""""""""Health reasons""""""""" and I am also betting on it being a soft-style graduation and not the real deal.

Kureiji Ollie: Increased activity on her PL (complete with commissioned model) and just loss of enthusiasm for her flatline CCV growth, which btw has happened to nearly everyone on youtube for the last couple of months.

Hikanari Hina: Could not get over the loss of a relative and just plainly decided to leave well enough.

Aster Arcadia: Is evidently buggered to hell so it will be announced as an amicable parting of ways. Unusual for nijisanji, he's allowed a farewell stream instead of being shown the back door.

Nanashi Mumei: The signs point to her managing her time in such a way that vtubing activities take time from her IRL that she'd rather keep. Her graduation finally pushes Bae into full-blown alcoholism by upgrading from Strong Zero Lemon to either Suntory Premium Malt or or whatever crap with apple Kirin decides to market this season.

 

[UberSoldat]

1. Hana Macchia - Carrying over from the last two deadpools. Lack of interest in vtubing, at least on the corpo side, and, as agility already pointed out, doesn't keep in touch with any of her colleagues or ex-colleagues. I still think she wants to be the last one out.
2. Menace Mamaki - Goons to close the sun and has to dial it back or quit completely because of the coomer fanbase she built, leading to a revolt by said fanbase. Pretty much a repeat of Yuko Yurei.
3. Gawr Gura - Graduation to affiliate. Most likely won't be honest about it in her statement but we all know it's burnout.

 

[jebby]

Remilia Nephys(Graduation from life) - Eats something bad or just succumbs to her overall girlfailure

Coni Confetti(Graduation) - Decides she wants to be a big titty cat maid, doesn’t renew contract with brave

Komiyama Ambros Any globie member really, especially one of the guys(Graduation) - Clashes with management and decides it’s not worth staying

Extras:
Muumi Hasekura(Graduation) - Has enough of the insane asylum and decides to move on
Clara Kaminari(Terminated) - Continues to sperg on tweets, gets yelled at by management, stops for a while but eventually spergs out on stream and gets nuked into orbit by Sakana.

 

[Poyoyo & Jill]

Obligatory Council/Promise Pick for Graduation : Kronii , she never says what the real reasons are but we all know its because managment didnt repost her milestones or events on Twitter
Real Serious Pick: Shion, she just made a sub account for her PL out of nowhere where she shares her jellyfish and singing in the bathroom , its a 50/50
Random Pick : The Roa J-Drama finally ends with Nijisanji letting her graduate or terminating her

 

[Sankisei]

1-Mumei: Council/Promise its a meme gen at this point , and the only thing to guess its to predict how one of them will graduate/ get terminated , since she is the most popular of her gen i will say she will problaby go affiliate
2-Nazuna : Mikeneko finally realizes that she has no purpose and scraps this identity with some bullshit reason
3- Yoru Ruki : She is basically not doing a shit and even her friends hired into 910 inc are making more money than her by just streaming more there so she will problaby be forced to graduate