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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

BlueSharkTV

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Nigel Nigerman

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niggaphil

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I love that he puts his hatred for you aside just to defend his Filipino boyfriend :gloomiLaugh:
Imagine the DNcord did the funniest thing to Nolan, will Nolan still defend his beloved Filipino bussy? :pochiidontlikeit:
 

Topo Chico

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He can't leave his crush alone

Also tmrw evening you will see the most cope/rage out of Nolan or the most ecstatic Nolan that has ever been based on his ramping politisperging. Be ready
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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He can't leave his crush alone

Also tmrw evening you will see the most cope/rage out of Nolan or the most ecstatic Nolan that has ever been based on his ramping politisperging. Be ready

Someone went back in time to turn their love affair into the most gay-

 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Also tmrw evening you will see the most cope/rage out of Nolan or the most ecstatic Nolan that has ever been based on his ramping politisperging. Be ready
Even in an ecstatic state, Nolan would end up cratering his evening by being an extremely obnoxious retard in several of the discords (as he does whenever he feels like he's winning) and will get himself banned.
 

Seth

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Nolan not realising that he can mute or block someone to not see their posts even if blocked by someone.

Archive
Apparently the new block feature has updated?
 
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CalciumAnimal

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Seth

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Nolan "i spend my days arguing about politics" Crush has decided to not vote. Somehow im not even shocked at this.


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Hotdogs Aplenty

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Nolan's non vote is catalyst for middle east peace. Who'd a thunk.
 

niggaphil

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Nolan "i spend my days arguing about politics" Crush has decided to not vote. Somehow im not even shocked at this.


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What is that 1girl 3boys_ahe tab........? :dokiSmug:

By throwing to the google search, looks like it is something about how to live with a family of 3 boys and 1 girl? But Nolan, your sister is beaten dead by you!!!
 

Zizara

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What is that 1girl 3boys_ahe tab........? :dokiSmug:

By throwing to the google search, looks like it is something about how to live with a family of 3 boys and 1 girl? But Nolan, your sister is beaten dead by you!!!
Is that a tab or a bookmark? What browser is that? So coomer he gotta have it on speeddial and doesn't even realise he's screengrabbed it.
 

CalciumAnimal

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Is that a tab or a bookmark? What browser is that? So coomer he gotta have it on speeddial and doesn't even realise he's screengrabbed it.
Chrome. think hes using some installed ui elements or something tho.
 

Aquatic Novellite

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Nolan "i spend my days arguing about politics" Crush has decided to not vote. Somehow im not even shocked at this.


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Voting doesn't get you updoots. Sperging on twitter does.

Easy choice.
What is that 1girl 3boys_ahe tab........? :dokiSmug:
Less bad than the three Equestria Daily tabs, desu.
 

ex_lurker

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Nolan "i spend my days arguing about politics" Crush has decided to not vote. Somehow im not even shocked at this.


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Smartest thing he's ever done in his life.

Also
> Equestria daily bookmarks
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Nolan "i spend my days arguing about politics" Crush has decided to not vote. Somehow im not even shocked at this.


(A)

He's probably too stupid/lazy to register to vote and is coping.
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Those are absolutely porn tags. That's how it looks when you search for something specific by tags in boorus. "ahe_g" is absolutely "ahe_gao" or the infamous ahegao face tag. Too busy cooming to vote...
 

VSoyBoy

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Those are absolutely porn tags.
I mean, yeah. Is that not obvious to people here?
1girls.jpg

3boys.jpg

ahe_gao.jpg
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Fauna's Deadest Sapling

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Nolan "i spend my days arguing about politics" Crush has decided to not vote. Somehow im not even shocked at this.


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Least surprising thing in the entire thread, tbh. Turbo Commies on Twitter and Leddit love to sperg out about dragging 'Murricah back to at least closer to the true moderate center but lazy bitches won't even leave their foul, stanky-ass dens to go do the bare minimum of actually voting. Clicktivists should all be lined up and kicked into an active volcano. Wastes of fucking resources.

Also, Nolan's into gangbang hentai of ponies, someone kill me.
:pomuStare:

He's probably too stupid/lazy to register to vote and is coping.
It can't even be that, if you're a white male they'll just about stroke your shaft and massage your nuts if you bother turning up to vote, esp. somewhere as white as Nolansville, Ohio. The only actual excuse is that this particular brand of turbo commie sperg doesn't have the sac to stand up and actually take any action beyond sending a single angry tweet.
 
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