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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
After seeing this post, I went back to Gura ChinkCord and see what's going on (since I am too busy in playing Monster Hunter Wilds)........

His Penis EXPLODED in the Gura ChinkCord!!!!!!!

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Nolan exemplifies all of the worst aspects of the modern american:

Too stupid to know what he's talking about, but too sure of himself and the value of his individual opinions to ever spend more than two seconds thinking if he should spew his drivel for everyone to laugh internally at him for.

Independent in nothing but name but obsessed with whatever shred of agency he has in our evermore interconnected world, so much so that he bulldozes over others' opinions and rights in the pursue of his own selfish desires. Let nobody tell him that there are rules and limits in this world.

Obsessed with being part of the "right side of history", of winning and destroying the perceived evils of the world, no matter the cost to culture, beauty, social cohesion, diplomacy or basic decency all for ending up on top of a rigged system in a world controlled by the same 10 assholes who have convinced him he's fighting the good fight.

Drunk on his own meaningless importance, obsessed with fame, thinking the entire world is looking down upon him and his actions and that everyone he meets cares about his forgettable existence. More focused on getting vain praise and flattery than actual respectful criticism and help from those who are vastly more accomplished than him.

And lastly, disrespectful to everyone he comes across, specially his own flesh and blood; who have, in their own twisted ways driven by love and compassion allowed a monster into their lives. But he's too obsessed with being the victim of these loving abuses that he refuses to look inward and walk forward instead always falling back on having been wronged by someone else.
How I feel everytime I read El NeneAmor's longpost:
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Nenélove

Chief Commissar of Holochistan
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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After seeing this post, I went back to Gura ChinkCord and see what's going on (since I am too busy in playing Monster Hunter Wilds)........

His Penis EXPLODED in the Gura ChinkCord!!!!!!!

Edit: For the reference
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:dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze:
Wasn't this the server where the admins went "ok, just ignore him, we're not going to ban him, we're only going to action against people that argue with him"? Or was that the English Gura server?
 

Seth

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Joined:  Feb 11, 2023
Wasn't this the server where the admins went "ok, just ignore him, we're not going to ban him, we're only going to action against people that argue with him"? Or was that the English Gura server?
Yeah thats the one. I would assume after seeing members getting really tired of all the derailling caused by Nolan they decided it wasnt worth go lose members of the community for this sperg.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Wasn't this the server where the admins went "ok, just ignore him, we're not going to ban him, we're only going to action against people that argue with him"? Or was that the English Gura server?
Yup, this is the server. After Nolan thought he has the divine blessing from the cucked Jannies, he decided to break out from the containment (venting channel), and trying to infest the other channels to show his superiority and causing uproar.

The cuck jannies feared that this would turned into bigger shitshow with other chinks in the server. They decided to explode his penis with this reason, so that they could calm the other based chinks.

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Latte'Ninba

God is dead. You aren't. Keep running.
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Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
Yup, this is the server. After Nolan thought he has the divine blessing from the cucked Jannies, he decided to break out from the containment (venting channel), and trying to infest the other channels to show his superiority and causing uproar.

The cuck jannies feared that this would turned into bigger shitshow with other chinks in the server. They decided to explode his penis with this reason, so that they could calm the other based chinks.

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Fucking poetry. He gets a mod to finally defend his nonsense and keep him around despite complaints or reports and it took less than what, 2 days to get banned?
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All you have to do is wait and watch because Nolan is going to zero in on the fact he was told he was fine doing what he does.
This WILL almost 100% inevitably end with him taking to heart that he "can do whatever he wants" and end up getting aggressive with someone over something stupid.
Okay I know it's not impressive because anyone who has been around long enough could also see it coming but honestly. You would think he would at least try and last a couple days or something. As soon as that "I'm not getting banned" idea settled the dude ran around throwing shit everywhere like the ape he is. Zero hesitation to even pretend like he's functional. And the best part is the ban itself literally comments on "other servers several times" so he has yet again gone out of the way to show to multiple people in multiple places he's going to act like a jackass any chance given. Bravo Nolan, expertly done as always.
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Takodachi

Shared joy is double joy
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Nolan is prime example that being a nígger is a state of mind more than a skin color.
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Aquatic Novellite

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Russian Holocords.

Prepare thy genital detonation devices.

Nolan is coming.
 

fortnitesmasherX

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GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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La+ de Central Norte

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niggaphil

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He will ran out of languages and Discords one day right?:BijouBijou:
I think he will go to Klingon-speaking discord server and discuss the pony, vtuber and vent about his family one day :Vesper-UNHINGED:
 

El Rrata

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Aquatic Novellite

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For now, he's starting his shenanigans in Dooby's discord.
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:CrushAllowed::nolanhugs?:
Look at the reaction he gets. They're all so sweet and happy for him. Wishing him the best. Believing him to be a perfectly normal person.

It starts out so innocently...
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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Is Nolan going to be Putin's true red line?
 

Fauna's Deadest Sapling

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He will ran out of languages and Discords one day right?:BijouBijou:
Can't wait until he ends up in Middle Eastern discord hell and eventually starts getting banned for bitching about missing streams and arguing with his dad, derailing vents from ppl who's cities are being bombed.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

King Shiori Poster
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Can't wait until he ends up in Middle Eastern discord hell and eventually starts getting banned for bitching about missing streams and arguing with his dad, derailing vents from ppl who's cities are being bombed.
Fatwa against him when?
 

Clown Penis

Dizzy "Elf Pride Worldwide" Dokuro
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Fatwa against him when?
I would assume looking Jewish and being bisexual (BTW) would be all they need to execute him.

But, consider:
  • His pony fucking changes their mind (positive).
  • He shows them his cartoon pony waifu (extremely negative).
 

Zyklon Mag

I MISS BETTEL UUUUUUUUUUUU
Joined:  Sep 14, 2023
:nolanhugs?::yagooatbat:
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Context: Axel's set superchat goals for chat to meet if they wanna pick what kind of song he does next/also just to shitpost in the goal text.

Edit: Another one from Axel's birthday. Prepare for another rant about his evil father I guess
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reinigen

Dang it
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Finally, someone can't stand Norlan anymore.
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The King thinks he/she is the only one whining. This proves that if you don't kick him in the balls, he'll think you agree with him.:whatastory:

Another user asked 'May I kick him from the server.?' :SelenHAHAhere:
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You know what? I've had some of the single most stressful weeks at work leading up to this weekend, I'm about to chew out my boss and flip management the bird....but this....this brings a deep smile to my heart. Thank you, I needed this.
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