The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[No way dude]

So when he gets banned from the last discord server and is therefore banned from the entire service, does he evolve into a school.shooter?

Nolan is banned from the last discord is a signal of the final Yab
BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Faceless Waifu]

Curious, is there like any list (or anything) regarding nolan's current discord server presents? As far as I know I only ever seen him in two places (Hana Macchia fancord and Nousagi fancord), and I was wondering if there's other places I could lurk and see his actions aside of the CN hololive discords.

 

[niggaphil]

Curious, is there like any list (or anything) regarding nolan's current discord server presents? As far as I know I only ever seen him in two places (Hana Macchia fancord and Nousagi fancord), and I was wondering if there's other places I could lurk and see his actions aside of the CN hololive discords.

Currently the non-Chink Discord that Nolan is in, that I am aware of is:
1) Demon dice fan discord, where he got banned for a week, and bitching will not be going back (big F to doubt)
2) ex-idolEN blacked Yurei (Rye) discord, his main account joined in after he obtained the Nitro. So far he only posted once few days ago, and havent sperg out yet

Since I am only using discord to track Nolan's behaviour in Chink discord and some other vtuber (Rye and Sayu only. But Nolan was banned in Sayu discord for unknown reasons), thats the only information I could gathered.

I suggest you go to google, or browse twitter for random vtuber fan discord and join. There is a high possibility that Nolan will be there because Nolan Opsec is shit


Edit: Oh no guys, Nolan gonna shitting and LMAOing on Vivi Fan Discord now!



Archive

 

[PemAloeKenzoku]

Currently the non-Chink Discord that Nolan is in, that I am aware of is:
1) Demon dice fan discord, where he got banned for a week, and bitching will not be going back (big F to doubt)
2) ex-idolEN blacked Yurei (Rye) discord, his main account joined in after he obtained the Nitro. So far he only posted once few days ago, and havent sperg out yet

Since I am only using discord to track Nolan's behaviour in Chink discord and some other vtuber (Rye and Sayu only. But Nolan was banned in Sayu discord for unknown reasons), thats the only information I could gathered.

I suggest you go to google, or browse twitter for random vtuber fan discord and join. There is a high possibility that Nolan will be there because Nolan Opsec is shit


Edit: Oh no guys, Nolan gonna shitting and LMAOing on Vivi Fan Discord now!



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For the Sayucord I think it was cause he started linking dramayamabana clips in Sayu's general channel with anything tangentially related to her to see if she would "comment on it"
pinging her Manager/Main mod probably didn't help either

 

[niggaphil]

For the Sayucord I think it was cause he started linking dramayamabana clips in Sayu's general channel with anything tangentially related to her to see if she would "comment on it"
View attachment 81308 pinging her Manager/Main mod probably didn't help either

The last shitpost that he posted in Sayu cord is around May 11 2024 , meaning his penis was exploded around that time. I found him sperging a lot at that time as well.
(Edit, so yeah, probably not related to the manager thing, since your screen cap was around 2023)

The best Nolan shitpost that I found in Sayucord:

Sure Nolan

 

[VSoyBoy]

What do you guys think?

 

[PemAloeKenzoku]

Almost on par with him posting Elira streams in dokicord.

 

[Zizara]

What do you guys think?

We had a plushie fucker post in the general thread just the other day so, yes, unfortunately we're probably this generation's Bronies.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

We had a plushie fucker post in the general thread just the other day so, yes, unfortunately we're probably this generation's Bronies.

the kick me sign does not need to be in all bold letters.

 

[Faceless Waifu]

Nolan mentioned about going to a convention and also stating that he's on final interview for a job he's after. Quite a surprise there.

And this after he lambasted some of the nousagi-cord for seemingly shitting on Vivi's graduation.

 

[niggaphil]

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Nolan mentioned about going to a convention and also stating that he's on final interview for a job he's after. Quite a surprise there.

And this after he lambasted some of the nousagi-cord for seemingly shitting on Vivi's graduation.

Imagine first day of job is Vivi graduation stream. Will Nolan beat his manager to watch the stream and LMAOing?

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

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Nolan mentioned about going to a convention and also stating that he's on final interview for a job he's after. Quite a surprise there.

And this after he lambasted some of the nousagi-cord for seemingly shitting on Vivi's graduation.

God, please, black friday is coming up, I'm just asking for you to do the funniest shit and for Nolan to get that (probably, he has no marketable skills) Walmart job.

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

God, please, black friday is coming up, I'm just asking for you to do the funniest shit and for Nolan to get that (probably, he has no marketable skills) Walmart job.

"So that's why they call it 'Black Friday', there's a lot of them Yamanbas here."
- Nolan El Prino Retardado trying to initiate a convo with someone from work.

 

[Clown Penis]

"So that's why they call it 'Black Friday', there's a lot of them Yamanbas here."
- Nolan El Prino Retardado trying to initiate a convo with someone from work.

Plot twist: Niggos are Haitians.

I'd be curious how many times Nolan mentioned unnecessary personal information in his application/interviews.



It's like the one time online thus far that him stating he's bisexual (BTW), a sperg, and that he loves cartoon ponies/lolis would perhaps work in his favor (thanks Clown World).

Also, I'm going to thow my hat in the in real life as his reason for termination at his minimum wage tardjob. Now, you'd think based on what we know about him that assault/tardiness will be what gets him terminated, and you'd be quite right to bet on either. But I think Nolan being around his preferred prey at Walmart (female, potentially alphabet people) will see him "hugs?"a sexual harassment complaint.

Spoiler: POV of a lone woman in an empty aisle

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

"So that's why they call it 'Black Friday', there's a lot of them Yamanbas here."
- Nolan El Prino Retardado trying to initiate a convo with someone from work.

When the black women start throwing hands over a $899 $890 TV on sale, Nolan can't resist but get involved because he sees a woman he can beat.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

When the black women start throwing hands over a $899 $890 TV on sale, Nolan can't resist but get involved because he sees a woman he can beat.

You have way too much optimism in his diabetic self's tard strength. Those women are scary

 

[Clown Penis]

When the black women start throwing hands over a $899 $890 TV on sale, Nolan can't resist but get involved because he sees a woman he can beat.

You have way too much optimism in his diabetic self's tard strength. Those women are scary

Retard vs. pavement apes; we win either way.

Unless Nolan has a negative damage multiplier against melanin, I assume his damage bonus vs. women is enough to secure a 1-vs.-1 battle. Unfortunately, nogs are not known for fighting without numbers.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

You have way too much optimism in his diabetic self's tard strength. Those women are scary

Eh, Nolan doesn't have a weave they can rip out, so I'd say it's a 5:5 matchup. Nolan has great striking, gets a damage buff when low on health, no defence, but small hurtboxes. The Shaniquas have strong grappling offence but awkward conditions to hit grabs, and their striking is horrendous, their defence is also awful but they have high health pools.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Eh, Nolan doesn't have a weave they can rip out, so I'd say it's a 5:5 matchup. Nolan has great striking, gets a damage buff when low on health, no defence, but small hurtboxes. The Shaniquas have strong grappling offence but awkward conditions to hit grabs, and their striking is horrendous, their defence is also awful but they have high health pools.

I'm an especially big fan of Nolan's half-circle forward light attack. Him launching himself across the screen, crouched like a gremlin, is a very hard move to counter. Most other fighters can't react quick enough to counter it and he can often just outright kill someone who's at `80% health off the back of it. But a fast overhead or precise blocking can lead to him being exposed, often costing him the match.

It's a very high risk-high reward move that shows the difference between the good Nolan players and the great ones.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Eh, Nolan doesn't have a weave they can rip out, so I'd say it's a 5:5 matchup. Nolan has great striking, gets a damage buff when low on health, no defence, but small hurtboxes. The Shaniquas have strong grappling offence but awkward conditions to hit grabs, and their striking is horrendous, their defence is also awful but they have high health pools.

Maybe the soul of his sister will give him retard strength in a crisis