The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[mysticdreamlife]

Eventually he will have exhaust all the Chinese servers and move onto some other language to get banned in 1000 servers once more.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Eventually he will have exhaust all the Chinese servers and move onto some other language to get banned in 1000 servers once more.

I really wish other language groups come up with nicknames for him. The indogs were really cool for doing that.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Nolan fuck off out of Biboo's chat!!!
For someone who is constantly at war with his dad about his bed time, I feel like *Checks Ohio time* 3 am probably isn't a good stream time for you.

As far as his recent silliness, I'm not going to lie but watching as every place he goes slowly endlessly tells him... the same fucking thing people have been telling him for like 2+ years doesn't exactly get old per se, but it's only interesting to watch as another stroke gets added to the painting of him being a clown. I dunno how I keep underestimating the level of bullshit he can spout while being 100% convinced he can literally do nothing wrong.

We're at like 40+ people across like 2-4 forums and 100+ discords saying he might be the problem and he manages to still go "Okay but what if everyone is just out to get me? I did this wrong thing, I admit thing was wrong, but ALSO I can't possibly have been wrong to do the thing I admit I fucked up doing. Especially that dad guy, god what an actual idiot! He can't even begin to comprehend how important what I do is."
I mean I know he doesn't ACTUALLY admit/believe he did any wrong, it's just word shit he spews to try and get people off his case or to support him but Jesus he's actually the lies as he breathes meme in living form.

 

[IdenticalPlateaus]

I think he is self-aware ...

This thread has taught us that this is never case.

I kinda doubt he is even capable of any substantial learning at this stage. To me he is a bit like those animals that can observe something and repeat it, like his chat spam, but doesn't really understand what they are doing. I remember him not seeming to grasp that spamming "Uooh " ironically isn't a great move when a lot of people already think he is a chumpedo.

mmm-hhh-ahh, When I had an argument with him he just refused to accept that he was wrong; he even admitted the more I argue with him the more he was going to not accept he was wrong. That's not a rational person! That's not a logic based person. That's what an egomaniac does. "Oh ya you're proving me wrong and destroying my arguements?! I'm just going to pretend, like, I'm, not being destroyed."

Is that what egomaniac does Nolan? Of course he would never reject reality if he ever lost an argument, he definitely wouldn't pretend the discussion is over and beg everyone to move on like nothing happened.

Complaining about egomania the literal sentence before he talks about how he 'destroyed all the opposing arguments' is classic Nolan, hilarious.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Do we have any idea what Nolan could have done to corrupt windows on his mom's computer?

 

[niggaphil]

Do we have any idea what Nolan could have done to corrupt windows on his mom's computer?

it must be FreeVtuberPonyPornSFMLegit.exe

 

[Cubanodun]

Do we have any idea what Nolan could have done to corrupt windows on his mom's computer?

I assume his mom PC is old as fuck SO he tried the classic attempt to force discord with 100 servers open plus YouTube with chrome in a window XP tier of computer with hilarious results

 

[Nenélove]

I think he is self-aware that the moment he bitched and cried in the latam server, he will get immediate ass-raped by the members like @Nenélove, and permabanned.

Thats why he would try other non-english speaking server like the chink one.

Basically this. My kind do not take kindly to retards and he's VERY LIKELY to get told to get the fuck out the second he starts spamming.

 

[theseeker]

I assume his mom PC is old as fuck SO he tried the classic attempt to force discord with 100 servers open plus YouTube with chrome in a window XP tier of computer with hilarious results

Almost certainly

 

[Abomination]

That Nolan has a reputation and gets mocked by people in multiple languages still makes me laugh.

And the fact he told the Chinaman that him working for 4-5 hours as punishment wasn't the same as the Chinaman working 10+ hours because the Chinaman gets paid really shows how much of a selfish prick he is. Putting aside the fact he was being punished for using and fucking up someone else's property without their permission, the retard lives with his parents for free. He pays no bills, eats their food, uses their utilities, etc. He doesn't do shit around the house by his own admission and can't even be bothered to take out the dogs for 16 hours. That 4 to 5 hours of punishment work should be his standard chores to justify his worthless existence in that house. Most of us adults work long hours to get paid so we can pay for our own places, our own bills, our own food, etc to not be worthless leeches. God forbid he has to miss one of the million livestreams he just has to watch live and not as a vod.

So yeah, I guess he's right about it not being comparable because he's only expected to work for a few hours as punishment, then he gets to continue being a worthless leech and live for free while sperging online all day.

 

[Cubanodun]

God forbid he has to miss one of the million livestreams he just has to watch live and not as a vod.

This is one of the things that baffle me about him, he has a literal obsession to watch all the streams he can and he get very pissy if you tell him to go watch VODs, he has a insane approach to FOMO that not even drug addicts can even understand, he HAS to watch it live even if he doesnt like the Vtuber, his twitter is full of Nijisanji sperging but then he mostly lurk Hololive, if you see the logs here he was absolutely pissed about not managing to watch Iofi anniversary, a Vtuber he doesnt watch or care

He HAS to watch big events live to comment it but absolute no one read his rambles or his praises about the event, he is aware of this but doesnt care, he use discord as a gacha AI chat bot to see who give him the time of the day

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

I assume his mom PC is old as fuck SO he tried the classic attempt to force discord with 100 servers open plus YouTube with chrome in a window XP tier of computer with hilarious results

That wouldnt corrupt her system tho. Would really make it sweat unless he uses mozilla or something. Anything that isnt literally intel atom can do this shit even if a bit painful, even some pentiums or hot as shit amds.
My guess is that he searched for porn, and since hes a retard, fucked up her pc. He doesnt have admin access to family pc so he cant install anything on it, but his mom pc most likely is only used by his mom, so she has admin.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

This is one of the things that baffle me about him, he has a literal obsession to watch all the streams he can and he get very pissy if you tell him to go watch VODs, he has a insane approach to FOMO that not even drug addicts can even understand, he HAS to watch it live even if he doesnt like the Vtuber, his twitter is full of Nijisanji sperging but then he mostly lurk Hololive, if you see the logs here he was absolutely pissed about not managing to watch Iofi anniversary, a Vtuber he doesnt watch or care

He HAS to watch big events live to comment it but absolute no one read his rambles or his praises about the event, he is aware of this but doesnt care, he use discord as a gacha AI chat bot to see who give him the time of the day

To be fair, I definitely prefer the live experience to VOD watching. There are VODs I watch when the stream's topic hits straight into my interests, but beyond that, I'll usually pass.

The difference is that live watching is strictly something I do when I have nothing else to do and feel like shutting down for a bit. I wouldn't dream of changing my sleep schedule for a live stream, yet alone skipping work.

The idea of having to watch a stream when there'll be another one the next day or week is lunacy.

 

[reinigen]

The idea of having to watch a stream when there'll be another one the next day or week is lunacy.

Remember that time Nolan's dad as an act of love and an attempt to help his family took Nolan and mom to go to see a stage show which included a choir performance? And Nolan admitted to having fun? And then he remembered he was missing a Kiara Unarchived Karaoke Stream and spontaneously burst into silent blubbering tears the whole rest of the stage show (3-4 hours)? Good times.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Remember that time Nolan's dad as an act of love and an attempt to help his family took Nolan and mom to go to see a stage show which included a choir performance? And Nolan admitted to having fun? And then he remembered he was missing a Kiara Unarchived Karaoke Stream and spontaneously burst into silent blubbering tears the whole rest of the stage show (3-4 hours)? Good times.

See you guys in 3 years when he admits to killing his family and leaving them in his basement because he got interrupted watching a stream with 50k CCV or some shit

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

See you guys in 3 years when he admits to killing his family and leaving them in his basement because he got interrupted watching a stream with 50k CCV or some shit

>Gura graduation stream with record breaking CCV going on
>dad blocks internet
Yeah, I can see it happening

 

[mist]

Either stabs dad, or Chris Chans, or gets too comfortable at a school. Mr. Crush will end up in jail one way or another.

I don't keep up with Niji but AR live was yesterday? Nolan is fighting in the Xitter trenches on the front line to defend their honor against the antis. Did he get his dad to pay for a ticket?

 

[Nenélove]

Transcribing that Vocaroo for those that want to read and not listen. Enjoy.

*sighs* *crying and whimpering* I just... I just I hate my father so much... man
I don't know what else to say other than that, only just that's not it
I did 4 hours of work yesterday and he wants me to do 5 more! Because he blocked the computer at 1:30 *snort sniffle through a huge schnoz* originally I thought I wouldn't be able to do all that in time for the birthday karaoke, but if i had woken up right then i would've; now, that doesn't mean that he doesn't deserve ridicule for this, because at the end of the day working for 5 hours for someone who isn't used to working that long and doing--you know all that stuff---*inhale* And I wasn't just working in one place, like I did at my job. Snort. I was doing uhm outside work, mostly doing inside work: ya know moving stuff, lifting stuff, all of that. And I'm not used to all that, and you know what he says, "Fuck you I don't care."

-------------CRY SNIFFLES ARE OVER (for now)----------------

mmm-hhh-ahh, When I had an argument with him he just refused to accept that he was wrong; he even admitted the more I argue with him the more he was going to not accept he was wrong. That's not a rational person! That's not a logic based person. That's what an egomaniac does. "Oh ya you're proving me wrong and destroying my arguements?! I'm just going to pretend, like, I'm, not being destroyed."
*labored sigh* He... ... He says insane shit, That is clearly just projection! ... Because EARLIER I said that uhm he didn't block the Peee Ceee-uh, so I didn't think I had to do a lot of work. *licks dry ass mouth* Uhm, and also that, and yesterday i said that--I told him--that, I told him why I was able to get on the computer, that there was an obvious password hint and I figured it out. HE interpreted me saying these (either "true" or "two" he's a mush mouth soz) as saying that he was to blame for why I stayed up, that he didn't block the computer--even though the whole point of all of this is that even though... even though the point of a lot of my rant literally that blocking the computer doesn't do dicky. It doesn't FUCKING do anything! And also, I didn't mention staying up at all, but of course he just hassss to strawwwman. *musical inflection* And he hasss to misrepresennnnt. It also seems to show his... extremely egomaniacal idea that "Ya everyone agrees with meeee and how IIIII do things, even though I show no sign of that." He also somehow interpreted me just telling him about the password, and how, thhhe hint being easy to figure out allowed me to get on it--somehow that becomes uhm *dad man voice* "You're blaming me!" Meanwhile he blames other peoiple for his actions literally all the time. So sounds like projection to me. He also claims he's not being vindictive, and then proceeds to admit that he's only doing this because he's affected. Uhm. He uh literally OUTRIGHT admits that he thinks my time is significantly less valuable than his. And that, is because I would be paid less than him, 5 times less than him. And because I have less time, because he has less time to live than I do. So ya' know that means it's less valueable because fuck you I guess. I told him about how mom said that she was sorry that I, that dad, that my dad was doing this. Yesterday. Before I even finished the work for that day. And pointed out that that means the person whose computer was messed with, doesn't even care, nearly as much as that. To which he's like, *gay nerd voice* "Well she's not the one affected, I am!" And even said that even when my brother's computer broke that he wasn't affected only dad was, because he had to fix it. Ya know, before immediately retracting it, because he realized how stupid that was, even he couldn't get away with it.

So, ya know, it's almost like he thinks he's more important than everone else... And him being affected by something, mea- is more important than other people being affected by it. He even had the audacity to say that she wasn't affected by it because she wouldn't have to use the computer until last night, until after he fixed it. By the way, he even had the audacity to say that *villain old man voice* "I ruined his day," because "I had to fix your mom's computer." Even though that is, by every metric, not true. Less than a quarter of his day was spent fixing mom's computer... I know this because it was Saturday and he'd be up at least 16 hours... .... *sigh* ...

I just, *sigh* Could I have prevented having to do all 13 and a half hours before getting it back? Yes, if i had gotten up sooner, I could have done, work, before, the... streams. I shouldn't have to. The fact that he admits he values my time sooo little and that he feels the oooonly victim in this situation, it speaks not just to his egomania, but to borderline narcissism, in this case : ).

Vindictive... Uhm *clicking* according to... according to Dictionary dot com, Vindictive means: disposed or, di-, inclined to revenge; vengeful; Vengeful means: desiring or seeking vengeance; vengeance means: infliction of injury, harm, humiliation, or the like, on a person by another who has been harmed by that person... Violent revenge. I can't think of a better word to describe what's going on. He admitted it. He's not doing this, *villain man voice* "because he care about mom," he's doing this because HE had to spend 3.5 hours, because he THINKS that myyyy getting on discord, a web forum, holodex, youtube, and a translation site, corrupted windows. And it couldn't have possible been the two things mom had (MUSH MOUTH) for several days.

I'm not saying, that it couldn't have been me, I'm not saying I didn't do anything wrong--perhaps I did--and ya, punishment is fine, but it has to fit the crime and not be like, "oh I'm mad so I'm going to... tire you out for several days, put emense amount of pressure on you, RUIN your days, ruin things for you." That's, that's vindictive, by every metric, by every measure, that's vindictive.

I have to do this speech wise because speech to text doesn't work on my phone and if I didn't do this this way I'd have to type it out and that'd take an hour. When I was critisizing him he said *evil voice* "Oh you can leave. You can move out." That's, that's honest to God what he said! When I pointed out that, even mom didn't care; before coming up with all his excuses for why HE'S STILL RIGHT even though the person whose computer it is didn't care. *Schnozz snort again*

*whimpering jewish voice in brooklyn* I just wish I had a normal father. I wish I had a father who gave a shit about how he treated pee pol. Who wasn't such a severe egomaniac that it looked like narcissism. *whimper*

ANNNNNNNNNNNNND END SCENE. He was right, it did take close to an hour to transcribe, apologies for mistakes, he speeds up and slows down randomly and has a serious case of mush mouth.

This pisses me off, Nolan acts like he's totally justified in screeching at his dad and that both of them are in the same level of the power dynamic. Bro if I ever spoke to my mom like this even now that I'm like 2 feet taller than her she'd fucking break my face in two, much less swear at her.

idk Nolan's dad but the man looks like he's nothing but kind to me, he allows this fucking leech to live in the house and do literally nothing, with no job and no college studies (why the fuck isn't Nolan in college) he allows the little waste of space to talk back to him and whine and bitch about everything and frequently attack other family members when he decides to chimp out, if I was this man I would've kicked this simpering fucking manchild out of my house the day he turned 18.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Did he get his dad to pay for a ticket?

Aside from the free section, there were plenty of restreams going on. I remember seeing a kick restream with like 500+ viewers and the chat was entirely nijisisters cheering on NijiEN.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

(why the fuck isn't Nolan in college)

You serious?