The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[niggaphil]

He's pretty pro Niji, wouldn't surprise me if he was too "busy"

>Stating he is Pro Niji everywhere
>but Joining Dokibird Discord, Lmaoooooo in Dokibird stream
>Strongly cucked the NijiSisters

I dont see this could end well if he pissed off Nijisisters while his info is available in public

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

>Stating he is Pro Niji everywhere
>but Joining Dokibird Discord, Lmaoooooo in Dokibird stream
>Strongly cucked the NijiSisters

I dont see this could end well if he pissed off Nijisisters while his info is available in public

>Nolan meets his end to a bunch of women
Is this karma?

 

[RestlessRain]

Unfortunately the femboy is never gonna watch a 2view because he wants to be heard by literally everyone whether they want it or not

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

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> Palestine flag
Please tell me this isn't real.

 

[RestlessRain]

> Palestine flag
Please tell me this isn't real.

Oh, it's real alright.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

> Palestine flag
Please tell me this isn't real.

While that's clearly an edited tweet, his pinned tweet is just as fun

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

While that's clearly an edited tweet, his pinned tweet is just as fun

I hope God never puts me within 50 feet of this Yamanba.

 

[The Rratarded Alt]

Crosspost from the Niji L thread:

Another banger:


Bonus:

This fucker is inescapable, no matter how hard I try to get away.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Crosspost from the Niji L thread:

This fucker is inescapable, no matter how hard I try to get away.

"a hashtag to relax and feel safe" isn't something that I thought I'd hear expressed seriously.

Just ignore the jokes or step away from the internet if this is stressing you out.

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

"a hashtag to relax and feel safe" isn't something that I thought I'd hear expressed seriously.

Just ignore the jokes or step away from the internet if this is stressing you out.

He’s talking about a hashtag the same way someone would describe taking a Xanax at the start of a long flight

 

[reinigen]

Crosspost from the Niji L thread:

This fucker is inescapable, no matter how hard I try to get away.

He's truly like a unicorn you catch briefly in the side of your vision, and then gone just as quickly as you noticing, leaving only a LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in his wake.

 

[mist]

you should be keeping up with nolan on twitter.

he will impregnate lumi.

superduper is keeping in touch with him as well while also running the schizo bot account.

 

[Nenélove]

you should be keeping up with nolan on twitter.

he will impregnate lumi.

superduper is keeping in touch with him as well while also running the schizo bot account.

I dread the day Nolan spawns an autism baby.

 

[mist]

I dread the day Nolan spawns an autism baby.

 

[Slutpuppies]

you should be keeping up with nolan on twitter.

he will impregnate lumi.

superduper is keeping in touch with him as well while also running the schizo bot account.

He could never even breathe lemon woman's air, that's a certified Stacy.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Here's the evidence of that

First pic. I couldn't remember if he said it on twitter or discord. While I don't want to think about the concept of Nolan consummating, I do still hold out faint hope that he will one day get himself in order and find himself a decent, understanding woman (who can easily beat him in a fight just in case) to be happy with. I wish for this in the same way that I wish to win the lottery.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

First pic. I couldn't remember if he said it on twitter or discord. While I don't want to think about the concept of Nolan consummating, I do still hold out faint hope that he will one day get himself in order and find himself a decent, understanding woman (who can easily beat him in a fight just in case) to be happy with. I wish for this in the same way that I wish to win the lottery.

Let's be honest. Unless his brothers are willing to carry the burden of his existence, he's going to blow through his inheritance when his parents pass away and he'll likely become homeless and then die alone in the snow during winter.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

I know this is supposed to be like "haha she would be SOOOO disappointed LMAOOOO" self depricating humor or whatever, but it just makes me think more along the lines of he's a sex pest creeper who sent her a dick pic in dms or something.

 

[reinigen]

you should be keeping up with nolan on twitter.

he will impregnate lumi.

superduper is keeping in touch with him as well while also running the schizo bot account.

The best part is if you watch his likes you can see he's like non-stop doom scrolling now.

 

[Bendo Verkari]

Ah yes, why get your crap together when you can doom scroll about situations you as an individual can't solve.