The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[reinigen]

Why is he pretending to care about the dogs? He doesn't take care of them.

Much like his desire to 'be part of a community' or 'be friends with people online', Nolan is more in love with the concept and idea of those things, rather than the actual reality of the situation and doing the work that's needed to genuinely do the right thing.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

i missed that, who?

His middle brother I believe, his eldest brother is seemingly the normal one of the family that got out of dodge when he could.

 

[Abomination]

Is his dad autistic too, that'd be pretty funny.

"KEEP YOUR FILTHY RETARDED HANDS OFF OF MY SPECIAL BUTTER"

Knowing Nolan, he probably did use just his literal filthy, retard hands to handle the butter just like he does with ice cream. I'd be upset too if some little goblin was touching my food with bare hands.

Also, the mental image of his dad spraying him in the face with water is hilarious.

AI artist rendition:

Not 100% lore accurate, but I like it anyway.

 

[Seth]

His middle brother I believe, his eldest brother is seemingly the normal one of the family that got out of dodge when he could.

Yep.

This is a picture of his brother.

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Okay he posted this 8 years agoand he could easily have changed his opinions but im gonna assume he didnt. This runs in their family Nolan legitimately enjoys vermintide.

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Also classic nolan moment on an official holo tweet.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Yep.

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Also classic nolan moment on an official holo tweet.

I really like the one reply his tweet has.

"heeeeellnaaaah"

Nolan has been rejected by the black community, despite his best efforts.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Yep.

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Also classic nolan moment on an official holo tweet.

>The one holo who dislikes being lusted over

i knew he was retarded but wew

 

[Zyklon Mag]

Funny enough he could have posted that in a Suisei discord's porn channel. If he wasn't banned from 109 shitcords

 

[GOTBB]

Oh hey, no it wasn't. Sec.

"...he won't apologize because he has issues with remorse and guilt and responsibility."

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Posting the continuation of this post here because it now becomes Nolan territory.

Looked at their timeline and saw them repost this. They're legitimately retarded.

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Because look who I found in the replies

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[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Posting the continuation of this post here because it now becomes Nolan territory.

Because look who I found in the replies

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[fortnitesmasherX]

Posting the continuation of this post here because it now becomes Nolan territory.

Because look who I found in the replies

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I agree with Nolan.

 

[Seth]

I agree with Nolan.

I disagree with him. OP is retarded sure. But first, going on twitter telling people how much you hate them is one of the reason why the retard has his own sticker. Then i dont think Pomu or whatever she goes by now will feel " happiness " seeing all this drama. Its not about Pomu, its about how kurosanji fucks with their talents even after they're gone.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

I disagree with him. OP is retarded sure. But first, going on twitter telling people how much you hate them is one of the reason why the retard has his own sticker. Then i dont think Pomu or whatever she goes by now will feel " happiness " seeing all this drama. Its not about Pomu, its about how kurosanji fucks with their talents even after they're gone.

I meant I agreed with him in spirit. Not saying it was good for him to be starting arguments over it.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

I meant I agreed with him in spirit. Not saying it was good for him to be starting arguments over it.

Hes wrong tho. He makes a global issue that plagued nijisanji ever since it started branching out, and made it into a local Pomu issue by declaring that the op cares "more about bootlicking than Pomu" specifically.
Nolan will always look at the situation at hand, and bend himself into a pretzel trying to approach it from the most wrong angle one could concieve. Hes mad that pomu is gone, and probably not because he actually likes her or watches her, but because shes popular and now she left and FOMO hit him again.

 

[Seth]

Nolan must be jizzing himself so hard right now, I swear to God. He better be on his best behavior or might lose internet access tonight.

We wouldn't want all his excitement to be for nothing.

Last time I saw him was a few days ago defending mikeneko. Man might not have the great time you think he is having.

You made me cutious, and Nolan havnt touched his twitter in 3 days, did my man got suspended again for sperging too hard on the rushia drama?

 

[frz]

You made me cutious, and Nolan havnt touched his twitter in 3 days, did my man got suspended again for sperging too hard on the rushia drama?

No idea about twitter. I saw someone screencaped this reddit comment on 4chan and named it "mikeneko_staunch_defender.png" and I recognized the username, the anon in question didn't.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Mikeneko/s/u51SJ4Da3e

Timeline wise this happened right before mikeneko released her statement. Mikeneko's fans were still at "it's definitely not her" period, autisticus has yet removed his pfp.

 

[Nenélove]

No idea about twitter. I saw someone screencaped this reddit comment on 4chan and named it "mikeneko_staunch_defender.png" and I recognized the username, the anon in question didn't.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Mikeneko/s/u51SJ4Da3e

Timeline wise this happened right before mikeneko released her statement. Mikeneko's fans were still at "it's definitely not her" period, autisticus has yet removed his pfp.

His comment history is full of chuubas and political bs. Idk what compels people like Nolan to be so obsessed with politics, do people really enjoy being mad at shit they can't affect so much? I stopped splitting hairs about world affairs when I was like 15.

 

[frz]

His comment history is full of chuubas and political bs. Idk what compels people like Nolan to be so obsessed with politics, do people really enjoy being mad at shit they can't affect so much? I stopped splitting hairs about world affairs when I was like 15.

How far did you go back jesus. I just read his last year and all of it is defending the calli horse porn on the hugbox reddit of all thing.

 

[Hff201]

His comment history is full of chuubas and political bs. Idk what compels people like Nolan to be so obsessed with politics, do people really enjoy being mad at shit they can't affect so much? I stopped splitting hairs about world affairs when I was like 15.

He agrees with the "good" opinions, so he can feel good about himself for a while.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Nolan to be so obsessed with politics

Its a replacement for personality and religion for godless heathen. Also asspats.