Since y'all asking what nolan been up to, here's him posting yet another paragraph of venting on hana macchia fancord (and probably other fancords that I dont know). No asking for hugs, but still his usual sighing.
"BLÅHAJ is more than just a shark to some people (all of them). BLÅHAJ is a way of life. BLÅHAJ is beloved by people of all walks of life. Young, old, Rin, British people, other people, Rin, my dad laughs at me but he doesn't count, Rin, the president (Rin), and BLÅHAJ love BLÅHAJ. In this way, it could be said that something that provides light and comfort for so many people across all of Society is a necessity, in the same way that food and transportation are. You wouldn't let Rin starve, would you?"Rin Penrose
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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Since y'all asking what nolan been up to, here's him posting yet another paragraph of venting on hana macchia fancord (and probably other fancords that I dont know). No asking for hugs, but still his usual sighing.
My man is 22 years old crying everyday because his dad will try and stop him from being a failure. Holy shit.
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Makes you fear for the future don't it?
So I was right. All of his Gura related excitement would be for nothing. Poor little buddy...
Will he finally learn the power of watching VODs?
never because he needs to lmao at a big audience
This is called being a "bien pensant".
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Okay frienchie, go surrender somewhere else
im reminded of this one post that more or less went "i wasted my time arguing on reddit against someone who drinks piss" and got a chuckle, people who waste their time on him really are arguing against a manchild ponyfag who obsesses over a shark girl and big viewer numbers, and scoops icecream with his hands
Nolan would absolutely join a religion that enabled him to continue being a special boy. He'd probably do well with Catholicism's forgiveness but that would require him admitting fault in the first place. If a Vtuber cult came knocking he'd be chugging Kool-aid like there's no tomorrow (there wouldn't be).
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At least one branch of Buddhist belief posits that all people have the potential to become a Buddha, and that its believers were noble souls that intentionally chose to be born into this world to lead others to the correct path as they strive towards resilience in the face of adversity--aw hell, guess not.
Maybe we'll get a wiccan Nolan or /x/Nolan arc?
He attempts to manifest a ponyGura tulpa and his Sister's spirit ends up having her revenge
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I feel like if I believed this, Nolan would be a source of crisis of faith. He is pretty clear evidence that some people just don't have the capacity to learn or grow.
I'd still say I don't hate Nolan or wish him any ill-will, if he miraculously got his shit together some day that would be a good thing. The path he walked on the farms and here is frustrating though. Nolan received more good-will, understanding and forgiveness than anyone I have ever seen in such communities. No one gets treated as kindly as Nolan did, and it was all wasted on him.
I wish you guys treated me with the same kindness as Nolan received.
Unleashing Nolan on the Buddhist religion would be tantamount to nuking Mecca.
Fuck you fag
isnt this the same guy with the fart fetish or something
Nolan's Cum Glass was broke while he was “cleaning” it 
with his stupid-arse wise knowledge, He is asking for refund?
No shit Nolan, water was wet?
Asking for a hug as usual
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Come on, you can't even handle a glass for fuck sake, and ask for a $20/hr burger flipping job?
with his stupid-arse wise knowledge, He is asking for refund?
No shit Nolan, water was wet?
Asking for a hug as usual
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Gura Chink Discord asked him why he was not moving out, his reply:
Come on, you can't even handle a glass for fuck sake, and ask for a $20/hr burger flipping job?
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he dropped it in the sinkNolan's Cum Glass was broke while he was “cleaning” it
with his stupid-arse wise knowledge, He is asking for refund?
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No shit Nolan, water was wet?
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Asking for a hug as usual
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fucking idiot
and now he wants a refund for his own fucking blunder jesus christ
Yes. I've been unfairly discriminated against ever since.
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