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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Stunned But Dumb

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There's a limit for discord servers? Wtf? Also if he's banned from so many how is he maxed out?
You can only join like 100 unless you have Nitro. Not sure how many then. Also, iirc he's in a lot of discords that don't pay him attention or ignore his posts so he doesn't post there. I remember a few times where he would join a server, copy/paste his LMAOs and no one cared so he'd either stop posting altogether or snark about it then stop posting.

Cleaning up means he probably left some of those servers
 

reinigen

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You can only join like 100 unless you have Nitro. Not sure how many then
200, but Nolan is so poor/bad with money there's no way his parents would let him have Nitro.
 

Seth

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There's a limit for discord servers? Wtf? Also if he's banned from so many how is he maxed out?
Im pretty sure nolan joined every single chinese fancord of hololive. Now count vshojo, chinese niji and pony shit.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Im pretty sure nolan joined every single chinese fancord of hololive. Now count vshojo, chinese niji and pony shit.
Not to mention he's a colossal coomer so there's probably a bunch of porn discords he's in (a bunch of them likely fall under pony shit though).
 

CalciumAnimal

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niggaphil

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Thank you for this. First off, Nolan is so addicted to Discord he's maxed out how many servers he belongs to so he has an alt for all the overflow.
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Secondly, I checked the Shu, Ike, and Luca CN servers. Although I couldn't find anything aside from his usual idiotic posting habits on the Ike and Shu servers (i.e. spamming like crazy), I found on the Luca server he got in a fight in fucking translated Mandarin with a user. Below are the raw screenshots as well as images translated using Google Lens.

The conflict started (not pictured) because he felt the need to post the comments and tweets he made to Pomu on the Luca server. For asspats or something I'm sure.
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Raw photos:
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Translated (excuse the small type, it's just how Google Lens Translate works):
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The guy that says "Sent Away" is the server owner. So he got personally nuked by him. But please tell us how the ban was unfair when you got in another fight and broke the civility clause again.
This is why never use Chinese translation to argue with Chinks. Nolan's Chinese translation is god damn funny (like literally translation with no meaning or the chinks mistaken it), and earn his ban :Vesper-UNHINGED:

For example. one part he translated ‘I won't insult you' into '我不侮辱你了', but in Chinese term, the term 侮辱 (insult) is really strong offensive word to chinks, as it means the offended people is the wrong one, and never be right. This is a strong provoking word compare with the english word. That's how Nolan got banned.

Also, if you admit in 侮辱 (insult) someone, you gonna expect to get sued in the Chink court (doesn't matter you are in China or Taiwan. In this case, he is in China discord), as there is a law stated that you could not insult people online or irl
 
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Seth

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Can we unban nolan so he can argue in spanish with the mexican community of the asylum
 

CalciumAnimal

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Also, if you admit in 侮辱 (insult) someone, you gonna expect to get sued in the Chink court (doesn't matter you are in China or Taiwan. In this case, he is in China discord), as there is a law stated that you could not insult people online or irl
not quite how that law works they just take "slander" far more seriously then we do.

I'm also not sure about this but i don't think it applies to IRL at all that is a different thing with different rules.

Maybe people wouldn't be so thin skinned if it was not fairly easy to get money out of a slander suit over there.
 

hylic

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Joined:  Feb 3, 2023
Very deranged, UNPOG and frankly WEIRDCHAMP behavior on display. Nolan deserves to be chopped in half at the waist for his crimes against decency.
 
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reinigen

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This is why never use Chinese translation to argue with Chinks. Nolan's Chinese translation is god damn funny (like literally translation with no meaning or the chinks mistaken it), and earn his ban :Vesper-UNHINGED:

For example. one part he translated ‘I won't insult you' into '我不侮辱你了', but in Chinese term, the term 侮辱 (insult) is really strong offensive word to chinks, as it means the offended people is the wrong one, and never be right. This is a strong provoking word compare with the english word. That's how Nolan got banned.

Also, if you admit in 侮辱 (insult) someone, you gonna expect to get sued in the Chink court (doesn't matter you are in China or Taiwan. In this case, he is in China discord), as there is a law stated that you could not insult people online or irl
Imagine using a VPN to get out of the great firewall to discuss one of the entertainers you enjoy from the west, only to get into a slap fight with some fucking sped from Ohio barely making any sense with their words.
:crushface:
 

Nenélove

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Can we unban nolan so he can argue in spanish with the mexican community of the asylum
That would be extremely funny so PLEASE JANNIES MAKE THIS HAPPEN! I want to see him completely butcher the language while the latino army shits on him relentlessly.
 

CalciumAnimal

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That would be extremely funny so PLEASE JANNIES MAKE THIS HAPPEN! I want to see him completely butcher the language while the latino army shits on him relentlessly.
why do we need to unban for this to happen it won't be long till he crosses the SEA and joins the BR servers of his own volition.
 

Nenélove

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why do we need to unban for this to happen it won't be long till he crosses the SEA and joins the BR servers of his own volition.
The brasimian supermutants will rip him apart and devour his flesh.
 

Topo Chico

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The King knows when--down to the month--and why he was banned from each sever he's been unjustly trust out from :nolancries:
 

Nenélove

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The King knows when--down to the month--and why he was banned from each sever he's been unjustly trust out from :nolancries:

How the fuck do you not know that's lolicon shit?
This katie person's profile is also the worst of grifter twitter, she's both in with the lolicons but also with the lefties? Girl don't you know the twitter hate mob HATES lolis?
 

reinigen

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The King knows when--down to the month--and why he was banned from each sever he's been unjustly trust out from :nolancries:

If those dates are right he was in the KF thread for nearly a year at that point. I absolutely refuse to believe he "didn't know", the lying sack of shit.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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If those dates are right he was in the KF thread for nearly a year at that point. I absolutely refuse to believe he "didn't know", the lying sack of shit.
While his first post on the KF Vtuber thread was May 31st, 2021 (11 months before that date), he was on KF since March 17th, 2019. During that time he was jumping around various drama lolcow threads like Vaush.

Then there's that time he got banned from a discord server for going out of his way to ask a minor how old they were.
 

Aquatic Novellite

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The King knows when--down to the month--and why he was banned from each sever he's been unjustly trust out from :nolancries:

You know, I get not knowing the meaning of cute & funny. It wasn't until I came in contact with vtubing that I learned of it myself (I choose not to dwell on what this says about vtubing).

But cute and funny together with "thighs" and, you know... Gura's model? C'mon, context.

Though I guess it does add to the pile of evidence that Nolan's not sapient. He is quite literally functioning on the level of a chatbot or parrot.
 

Seth

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Is it possible that Nolan told his parents about his online activities and they know he got doxed? I cant access their old facebook stuff. But they forgot to private their future online post. So here is a small update on what Nolan looks like.

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To think this good little guy behaving well next to his dad is vomitting stuff about his dad online. Crazy
 

Nenélove

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Is it possible that Nolan told his parents about his online activities and they know he got doxed? I cant access their old facebook stuff. But they forgot to private their future online post. So here is a small update on what Nolan looks like.

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To think this good little guy behaving well next to his dad is vomitting stuff about his dad online. Crazy
Nolan's head looks... oddly small for his thick fucking neck.
 
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