The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

So we are in the "obsession" stage of cowdom now? Glad to see Nolan is taking from chase well!

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

@Crush boi I've got just the (allegedly) "sex positive" girrrrrrrl 4 u



is tva his version of Phase Connect

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

@Crush boi I've got just the (allegedly) "sex positive" girrrrrrrl 4 u



is tva his version of Phase Connect

Rule of thumb, just because she makes a joke about it on/off stream, doesn't mean she allows it herself, but there was an instance where she had to address people telling her that they're going to masturbate to her/impregnate her/sleep with her, and had to make it an official rule in the Discord to not do so

[REMOVED TO SAVE IMAGE SPACE, IT'S THE MEME A FEW POSTS DOWN - I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS]

Despite what you may think of Nano, she's making attempts to wrangle her audience, and you know what, that's a positive in my book. I'm also biased in this regard since I'm a fan of hers, though it's been a bit difficult to catch her streams lately.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Rule of thumb, just because she makes a joke about it on/off stream, doesn't mean she allows it herself, but she also had a moment in her Discord where she had to address people telling her that they're going to masturbate to her/impregnate her/sleep with her, and had to make it an official rule in the Discord to not do so

If you think I'm joking, here's the specific rules from her Discord that Nolan might take issue with (shortly after the "Don't spam the channels" rule):

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Despite what you may think of Nano, she's making attempts to wrangle her audience, and you know what, that's a positive in my book. I'm also biased in this regard since I'm a fan of hers, though it's been a bit difficult to catch her streams lately.

Oh my god if she put a no masterbaiting posting rule in her discord it would be fucking amazing. It would be fucking Kino

 

[thhrang]

Rule of thumb, just because she makes a joke about it on/off stream, doesn't mean she allows it herself, but she also had a moment in her Discord where she had to address people telling her that they're going to masturbate to her/impregnate her/sleep with her, and had to make it an official rule in the Discord to not do so

If you think I'm joking, here's the specific rules from her Discord that Nolan might take issue with (shortly after the "Don't spam the channels" rule):

View attachment 40005

Despite what you may think of Nano, she's making attempts to wrangle her audience, and you know what, that's a positive in my book. I'm also biased in this regard since I'm a fan of hers, though it's been a bit difficult to catch her streams lately.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

I, for one, can't believe I've been memed by Nano

I will never recover from this

 

[Topo Chico]

There has to be one German here who can tell me if he is using google translate or not:

He keeps getting in arguments in German and it would be really funny if he was just google translating and sticking his dick into foreign politics. I know he took up to German 4 from his quizlet account, but that doesn't denote fluency.
e: for context he is mad at AFD I'm pretty sure some right wing party, pozzed wiki for qrd on it if anyone cares:

Alternative for Germany - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

e: there are 7 mentions of "German" by nolan on KF one indicating that he fell out of whatever level of fluency he used to have and wanted to relearn German:

kf.pl link to post

Knowing Nolan is shit at follow through I'm guessing he is using google translate and what he remembers from HS.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

There has to be one German here who can tell me if he is using google translate or not:

He keeps getting in arguments in German and it would be really funny if he was just google translating and sticking his dick into foreign politics. I know he took up to German 4 from his quizlet account, but that doesn't denote fluency.
e: for context he is mad at AFD I'm pretty sure some right wing party, pozzed wiki for qrd on it if anyone cares:

Alternative for Germany - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

e: there are 7 mentions of "German" by nolan on KF one indicating that he fell out of whatever level of fluency he used to have and wanted to relearn German:

kf.pl link to post

Knowing Nolan is shit at follow through I'm guessing he is using google translate and what he remembers from HS.

It's been a long time since I practiced German so I could be wrong but the sentence structure is definitely not how Nolan writes. Additionally the term he uses in the first sentence is "Art des Denkens", which translates to literally "Type of Thinking". My understanding is that the more common phrase is "Denkweise", which is "way of thinking". So I'm going to presume he understands the basic grammar after his school studies and then just google translates his way of speaking instead of knowing how Germans normally speak.

 

[reinigen]

There has to be one German here who can tell me if he is using google translate or not:

He keeps getting in arguments in German and it would be really funny if he was just google translating and sticking his dick into foreign politics. I know he took up to German 4 from his quizlet account, but that doesn't denote fluency.
e: for context he is mad at AFD I'm pretty sure some right wing party, pozzed wiki for qrd on it if anyone cares:

Alternative for Germany - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

He 100% is using a translator. One of the easy ways to tell is in German, there's 16 different ways to use the word "the" depending on the gender of the object it is referring to, if it's singular or plural, as well as the case/context within the sentence.

How to perfect all 16 ways to say ‘the’ in German

“Memorise the definite article table!” Yes, everyone says that, but the question is how? At first, I avoided learning the ridiculous number of definite articles in the hope that I’d just pick it up…

alisajordanwrites.com

Most translator websites get it wrong because the rules are fucking a pain in the ass and it's basically rote memorization. On top of that, while I'm not fluent, my father's side of the family is pure germanic. So I can say that the sentence structure just feels too robotic and not at all how I'd feel a native speaker would say something.

 

[Topo Chico]

He 100% is using a translator. One of the easy ways to tell is in German, there's 16 different ways to use the word "the" depending on the gender of the object it is referring to, if it's singular or plural, as well as the case/context within the sentence.

How to perfect all 16 ways to say ‘the’ in German

“Memorise the definite article table!” Yes, everyone says that, but the question is how? At first, I avoided learning the ridiculous number of definite articles in the hope that I’d just pick it up…

alisajordanwrites.com

Most translator websites get it wrong because the rules are fucking a pain in the ass and it's basically rote memorization. On top of that, while I'm not fluent, my father's side of the family is pure germanic. So I can say that the sentence structure just feels too robotic and not at all how I'd feel a native speaker would say something.

So nolan really is so upsetti-spaghetti at this small populist right wing party in a country he doesn't live in, that he gets into slap fights with their supporters on a weekly basis using a translator? Nolan is incredible

 

[46gumi]

Who knew that keeping him here prevented him from reaching his full potential. He's evolving as we speak.

 

[Seth]

Who knew that keeping him here prevented him from reaching his full potential. He's evolving as we speak.

Ive been going through his twitter like once a week for months now. Trust me. He always done that. Its just too autistic for me to share it. This man is terminally online lvl 100.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Hopefully he will soon realize that the very groups he jumps to defend, will hate him out of principle, if not for his association with the EEEEEEVIL Alt-Right Militia that also enjoys VTubers, then for his constant slur usage - which may be even more unforgiveable in their eyes

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

So nolan really is so upsetti-spaghetti at this small populist right wing party in a country he doesn't live in, that he gets into slap fights with their supporters on a weekly basis using a translator? Nolan is incredible

 

[Negzana]

Hopefully he will soon realize that the very groups he jumps to defend, will hate him out of principle, if not for his association with the EEEEEEVIL Alt-Right Militia that also enjoys VTubers, then for his constant slur usage - which may be even more unforgiveable in their eyes

He probably expects a leftist kiwi like HHH to vouch for him but thing is, I doubt HHH would touch Nolan with a 40 foot pole

 

[Topo Chico]

Hopefully he will soon realize that the very groups he jumps to defend, will hate him out of principle, if not for his association with the EEEEEEVIL Alt-Right Militia that also enjoys VTubers, then for his constant slur usage - which may be even more unforgiveable in their eyes

His politics is lunacy steeped in a near infinite pool of cognitive dissonance. There's more retarded layers than an onion.

 

[reinigen]

His politics is lunacy steeped in a near infinite pool of cognitive dissonance. There's more retarded layers than an onion.

As far as I can tell, Nolan is literally a hyper autistic version of this picture.

 

[Topo Chico]

As far as I can tell, Nolan is literally a hyper autistic version of this picture.
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He's NPC pro current thing posting here:

Soft thot patrolling here:

Anti deep state posting here:

Making an argument that could be taken that Hitler isn't as bad as the communists (and could be meme-ily read that there were 11m jews killed in ww2 at the same time lol):

BUT YOU BETTER RESPECT PRONOUNS


This is all within the last 48H. He's like an edgier shoeonhead (his idol).

 

[Nenélove]

He's NPC pro current thing posting here:

Soft thot patrolling here:

Anti deep state posting here:

Making an argument that could be taken that Hitler isn't as bad as the communists (and could be meme-ily read that there were 11m jews killed in ww2 at the same time lol):

BUT YOU BETTER RESPECT PRONOUNS


This is all within the last 48H. He's like an edgier shoeonhead (his idol).

Putting aside nolan's political retardation (does anyone but us even follow this guy? Who is even reading his takes?) it is highly amusing to me that the DIVERSE skittles package is mostly WHITE, as opposed to their regular packaging which is super colorful, the irony cannot be contained.

 

[Topo Chico]

Putting aside nolan's political retardation (does anyone but us even follow this guy? Who is even reading his takes?) it is highly amusing to me that the DIVERSE skittles package is mostly WHITE, as opposed to their regular packaging which is super colorful, the irony cannot be contained.

Oh boy do the germans love his retard tweets at them, lots of replies and even a couple of likes!