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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

God's Strongest Dragoon

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it asked me to approve a new account for someone with the same IP as a previously banned user
...it was the horse poster wasn't it?
 

reinigen

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It was someone else that wasn't the horseposter or Nolan. I forget.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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reinigen

Dang it
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node

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Seth

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Sky Shouter

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There's a horrifying thought. What would Nolan drive, and what would he call his hooptie? My guess is a hand-me-down 2010 Mercury Milan that sounds like a permanent fart thanks to a rusted out muffler and Ohio's lack of inspections, and his license plate would say "LMA 0000"
This one's going out to all zero of you that asked for it

Using my extremely limited photoshop skills, I have created...



THE NOLANMOBILE
If you ever find yourself in Ohio (God help you), beware!
 

Clown Penis

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This one's going out to all zero of you that asked for it

Using my extremely limited photoshop skills, I have created...



THE NOLANMOBILE
If you ever find yourself in Ohio (God help you), beware!

Car is way out of Nolan's budget.

Him only being able to afford an extremely high-mileage Pinto, Gremlin, or mid-90s Neon in a state of considerable disrepair is more realistic. Of course he'll put that fag Gurapony on the hood.
 

Fucking YTs

I just want to annoy people in peace.
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The idea of Nolan driving terrifies me. Any perceived slight against him or his oshi could cause him to kill as many people with his 1970’s AMC Gremlin, while the 8-track blasts Reflect.

The more realistic scenario is that he takes public transport (or gets a ride from his depressed parents) and every trip it takes him 15 minutes to untangle his earbuds that he haphazardly stuffed in his pocket, as he forgot for the seventh day in a row to charge his Bluetooth earbuds.
 

Sky Shouter

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Car is way out of Nolan's budget.

Him only being able to afford an extremely high-mileage Pinto, Gremlin, or mid-90s Neon in a state of considerable disrepair is more realistic. Of course he'll put that fag Gurapony on the hood.
Oh no, I was under no delusion that Nolan could ever afford to buy a car with his own money. I figured the only way he'd ever get a car would be as a hand-me-down from his geriatric parents, and nothing screams "working-class Boomer" as much as a late model Mercury.

For Nolan to be able to keep a 90s Neon or a 70s-vintage Pinto alive on the salt-encrusted roads of Ohio, he'd actually need technical skills, i.e. be cool and capable. :kaelalaugh:
 

Fucking YTs

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New Nolan tweets just dropped (two images):

1 (a) | 2 (a).
 

El Rrata

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New Nolan tweets just dropped (two images):

1 (a) | 2 (a).

Kinda unrelated other than to show the types of people he attempts to hang out with on Twitter (until they get sick of him), that Dull guy he is responding to in the first picture is actually part of a group of Council-obsessed spergs. He actually got blocked by Kronii's PL for some form of degeneracy he displayed. There was a minor discussion over this on @Harrow Prime's profile on July 25th.
 

46gumi

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Imagine walking down the street minding your own business then a car speeds pasts you and the driver goes

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

NeneHATE

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Imagine walking down the street minding your own business then a car speeds pasts you and the driver goes

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He then does a U-turn and runs you over while LMAOOOOOing some more.
 

Harrow Prime

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Kinda unrelated other than to show the types of people he attempts to hang out with on Twitter (until they get sick of him), that Dull guy he is responding to in the first picture is actually part of a group of Council-obsessed spergs. He actually got blocked by Kronii's PL for some form of degeneracy he displayed. There was a minor discussion over this on @Harrow Prime's profile on July 25th.
That fucking guy is on my timeline every time I check twitter now. It's now obvious to me why his ass would get blocked by Holo RMs.:annoyedpippa:
 

46gumi

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Kinda unrelated other than to show the types of people he attempts to hang out with on Twitter (until they get sick of him), that Dull guy he is responding to in the first picture is actually part of a group of Council-obsessed spergs. He actually got blocked by Kronii's PL for some form of degeneracy he displayed. There was a minor discussion over this on @Harrow Prime's profile on July 25th.
That fucking guy is on my timeline every time I check twitter now. It's now obvious to me why his ass would get blocked by Holo RMs.:annoyedpippa:



:gunpeko:
 

Fucking YTs

I just want to annoy people in peace.
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A rage game made out of Nolan's degeneracy?
This is just 10 minutes of fucking around.

You can download this pre-alpha turd here: https://gofile.io/d/xd54YM
It's made w/javascript and compiled with NW.js, which basically adds a stand alone version of Chrome to the file. This should be a 1mb game, but with that added it makes it 110mb (yuck). I only exported a win32 version for now.

Someday this game will be fun, maybe a week or two... but it's just annoying right now.
 
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Audi Vide Tace

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That fucking guy is on my timeline every time I check twitter now. It's now obvious to me why his ass would get blocked by Holo RMs.:annoyedpippa:
It's mostly porn isn't it...:smugselen:
 

BlueSharkTV

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It's mostly porn isn't it...:smugselen:
no the femboy literally has.
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as some of his tweets and some other weird /VT/ like schizo shit.
EDIT: nitter link of his twitter/mumei spam
 

thhrang

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He DMed me on Twitter.
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