I believe there is data that shows there's a direct correlation to the age of the mother and the likelihood that the kid has autism. Not surprising that a literal retard sperg like him has parents that were probably partying at woodstock.
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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looks like the mods were too slack because hes still alive and not under a tombstone in this server
I think I know 'why' he isn't banned yet... They lock their livestream thread down
If the HoloEN Fancord is to be seen, there's multiple servers being built for each talent so we'll have to see which one will be the big 'officially' recognized one. There's at least 4 for Shiori as example, but the ban is from the one that's easily the biggest thus far.
Its entirely possible that his dad is also his grandad.
Is it bad that I instinctually read this in Geno Samuel's voice? Including the part where he randomly STARTS TALKING IN ALL CAPS. Also "Dad loves to be the victim" - well I guess we know that's where Nolan got it from then.
Since this is a memorial i am going to put a flower.Someone should write a letter.
Mental disabilities are almost always linked with physical disabilities. If he's this mentally retarded there's almost certainly plenty extra wrong physically. Genetic butterfly effect.
I just can't get over his Discord activity. I feel like forum structure meant that his tendency to livepost was curbed just a bit, but his Discord stuff is absurd. It's not even stream-of-consciousness, because he needs to break it up to go to every Discord he is still not banned in and repost the same shit over and over.
I've been on the internet for 20 years at this point. I can safely say I've never met another Nolan. Plenty of equally retarded people, yes. But his autism is genuinely unique in my experience. I'd say 95-99% of autistic people display fundamentally similar personality traits, but while his inability to change or take criticism isn't unique, his pattern of social interaction is. I've never seen such... aimless yet directed posting activity. It's like an A.I that can pass for human in every structured test, but immediately screws up and starts acting in blatantly inhuman fashions the moment you introduce a random element it doesn't know how to deal with.
You're psychic, or something, because that server literally pinged everyone right after this message to move to a new bigger server to stop the fragmentation of the community. This new server is the "official" one so... I went to check and no Nolan there.
Also all his messages are going to disappear since they are going to archive the server.EDIT:
The other messages I could get from the dead server
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I do, is not exactly rare only that he has not deviated to much of the standard autistic SOP on the internet, the problem is that he try to blend in the most tryhard way possible and when someone pay attention to him he start spamming shit to get more, when mods tell him to knock it off he throw the pity parties and the woe is me
The only plus he has is that he has not going full coomer, probably because being a diabetic autistic fuck must kill any libido he has
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Show me, i want to laugh
These are just some from the phase connect official discord. There's a ton in this thread of his horny both from disc and twitter.
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There was a good chunk of it in the degen thread, not sure if it got moved here. There was also the arc where Jelly debuted and he did the "uuooghh
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shit, people saw him do it elsewhere, and he tried to pretend like he wasn't being lolifag.
ah that, i have noticed he does that garbage when others are doing it or he believe he can sound cool doing it, pretty sure if any of you started to post shit like that when he was around he will answer you in the same way to try to make you pay attention to him there was not a tweet when he start to fight people calling them groomers?There was a good chunk of it in the degen thread, not sure if it got moved here. There was also the arc where Jelly debuted and he did the "uuooghh
He has a weird concept of blending in communities
Yeah, a certain amount may be attributed to his failed attempt at blending in. However his absolutely fervent defense of troons and how quickly he attacks people online (not just here but everywhere online) for calling them groomers is pretty suspicious. He runs that weird line where you don't know if he's just being a sperg or he's actually serious in the worst way possible.
He has a way of completely misreading communities, then trying to blend in with that false image he has in his head. Think back to how often he posted here complaining about his Discord bans - his reading on us was that we hate Discord so we'd obviously side with him over the evil Discord jannies, rather than the obvious actual position most of us have where we just laugh at whoever's being the biggest retard in a given situation.
Honestly, at first i felt kinda bad for the guy but after seeing the aftermath of the penis explosion. Good riddance.To celebrate our newly created thread for the man formerly known as Nolan, I wanted to update you guys on a bit of hilarious post-banning antics.
Shortly after getting the boot, Nolan ran off to the Pekora-fancord (his current favorite one as far as I can tell) to fish for sympathy for the ban. And of course never telling them WHY he was banned.
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Yea yea, I hear you say. This is stuff I posted about in his trial thread. What I didn't post however was immediately after that second one, a mod semi called him out on his post.
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That appears to be as far as the conversation went however. But Nolan has previously gotten on the Pekora-cord mod's radar for basically self-reporting. So I don't know if they're going to tolerate having him around forever.
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The real fun however is over at the Korone server. Before I share the latest happening, let me give the backstory there. Nolan has been on that one since late April. It didn't take long for him to run afoul of the usuals there.
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So after a reasonable explanation from the natives where they explain the purpose of the channel and have politely asked him to not spam as hard, what does he do? Well, listen to absolutely nothing they say obviously. He's returned to spamming the next day.
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After this, there's a period of time of minimal live-reacting from Nolan for about a week. Based on what I'm about to show, my assumption is he got a DM from a mod to knock off the self-spam.
On May 4th however Goobis had one of her few streams during her weird streaming schedule. Nolan comes back to see people having a cordial conversation about the stream, and is immediately wanting to know what's going on.
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So after this conversation where regular posters try to politely tell Nolan what he's doing wrong, and he basically tells them "You're not a mod, fuck off"...an actual mod shows up to politely tell him the same thing. And Nolan loses his mind because people aren't leaving him alone.
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That's the end for this current issue. But it's not the only time he ran afoul of the rules on the Korone server. He got bonked for PL discussion violations by outright referring to Sayu and Zaion as the same person:
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He's also slipped more and more into his spamming live-reacting as time went on, and pissed off more than a few of the usual members
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Though that hasn't stopped him from sympathy baiting for when we reminded him he beat his sister
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Now finally, the main course. At the exact same time he was complaining on the Pekora fancord about us banning him, I presume he was also complaining on the Korone Fancord about us too. However, all I could find is evidence of a mod chewing him out.
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And rules 3 and 9 for posterity:
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And after a joyful night of spam reacting to the Holo-En3 debuts of Shiori and Bijou, Mr. Crush was greeted by this.
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That's right folks, Nolan vague-posting and sympathy baiting about us banning him was the final nail that got him banned from the Korone-cord. Never change Mr. Crush.
Bonus points - The FuwaMoco server isn't even public yet, and Nolan's already been banned from it as well.
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Nah this is average coomer behavior, some coomers are more self aware and only sperg out when they don't feel like they will be judged by others. You see them whenever a chuuba does innuendo or a raunchy joke and all of them start coming out of the woodwork like fucking roaches and going "Oh tee-hee horny so funny".
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