Bart Simpson creates a username BartCrush and uses it everywhere while pissing off lots of people along the way. He strays into the less kind areas of the Internet to talk about Vtubers. They tell him, "yo Bart I found your dog, your face, and if I did a little more digging I'm sure I'd find your full dox! Please move on to another account to protect yourself..." Then BartCrush replies, "lol, lmao. Crush isn't even my last name. There's literally no harm that could come to me or my family. 
" This repeats at least two times over a few years, with likely a few more warnings sitting around to be uncovered. Another year passes and someone got curious enough to compile the dox that has been left, not like sparse breadcrumbs, but whole ass loafs of bread leading to that complete dox. Anon posts it, BartCrush finds out he's been outed as Bart Simpson from Springfield. Bart is enraged that anon would do such a thing, "Woe is me, whatever shall I do?!?" Bart yells at the sky. The audience knows what he should do. Every stray passer by sees what he should do. They all look on in confusion as Bart inexplicably wants to punish the poster instead of what he should do. He tries to justify this unfounded anger sputtering "They know that my dad is Homer, my mother Marge! And where I live too!"
Now what should Bart do, Nolan?
Answer: Move onto another internet identity after deleting fucking everything. It'll all blow over in a few months if you do that.
" This repeats at least two times over a few years, with likely a few more warnings sitting around to be uncovered. Another year passes and someone got curious enough to compile the dox that has been left, not like sparse breadcrumbs, but whole ass loafs of bread leading to that complete dox. Anon posts it, BartCrush finds out he's been outed as Bart Simpson from Springfield. Bart is enraged that anon would do such a thing, "Woe is me, whatever shall I do?!?" Bart yells at the sky. The audience knows what he should do. Every stray passer by sees what he should do. They all look on in confusion as Bart inexplicably wants to punish the poster instead of what he should do. He tries to justify this unfounded anger sputtering "They know that my dad is Homer, my mother Marge! And where I live too!"Now what should Bart do, Nolan?
Answer: Move onto another internet identity after deleting fucking everything. It'll all blow over in a few months if you do that.
