"I'm at a video game bar tonight and while playing a game and losing shouted “fuck my dick off” due to habit and when I tell you the ENTIRE room stared at me I… I don’t know if I'm gonna recover from this"Naiyospede

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

God's Strongest Dragoon

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It’s not THAT bad
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Now I have only one piece of advice for you.
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2. I was doing a little known thing known as, shitposting.
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Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

God's Strongest Dragoon

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If you take this seriously, you are dumber than you think I am.
Which discord server did you get banned from for inappropriate communications with a minor again?
 
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Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Which discord server did you get banned for inappropriate communications with a minor again?
We literally don’t know her age. Stop pulling shit out of your ass.

Do you want to say something, if you want to call me something then just do it
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Do you want to say something, if you want to call me something then just do it
Your blatant refusal to acknowledge your fuck ups has made it apparent that anyone trying to help you recognize the fault in your behavior is wasting their energy. In fact the best advice I can give you is to seriously consider killing yourself. This is not a meme or me trying to be funny. You have horrible tendencies that will likely lead you down the worst lifepath and will never change your behavior, which makes any reasonable people concerned you might make the jump from lolifag to a potential bad toucher later in your life. I'm not telling you to uninstall Life.exe out of kindness towards you but out of fear of what you might do to some innocent person down the road.
 

Crush

opsec doko
(He's Nolan Crush)
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Your blatant refusal to acknowledge your fuck ups has made it apparent that anyone trying to help you recognize the fault in your behavior is wasting their energy. In fact the best advice I can give you is to seriously consider killing yourself. This is not a meme or me trying to be funny. You have horrible tendencies that will likely lead you down the worst lifepath and will never change your behavior, which makes any reasonable people concerned you might make the jump from lolifag to a potential bad toucher later in your life. I'm not telling you to uninstall Life.exe out of kindness towards you but out of fear of what you might do to some innocent person down the road.
Tldr; you’re deranged and mentally fucked. “Any reasonable person” you sound like the guy who thinks I’m a psychopath. You’re implying I’m a pedo because of some shitposts online, you’re utterly psychotic. No, no one here agrees with you, you’re just sick.

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Hff201

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Titanosaurus

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RestlessRain

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1. There goes the best friends of your oshi
2. I was doing a little known thing known as, shitposting.
Nolan, thirsting over an anime character that looks like a prepubescent girl isn't shitposting, it's creepy and I want to call the FBI to confiscate your computer and look for child porn. And the difference between you saying something and Pippa saying it is Pippa has been friends with Jelly for months. What you can say to a friend versus what you can say to a stranger are completely different.

Since shitposts are hard to define, I'll start with a few examples:
- When I paid Rie to shoutout Superduper or got Kirsche to shoutout Proctor.
- When Captain Sashan says all vtubers are whores
- When Riverbear says vtuber sob stories are bait to get money
- Posting controversial statistics or facts about tangential topics
- Posting memes about board members or vtubers

What do all these have in common? They're designed to get attention and responses. They're barely on-topic. And , most importantly, the people posting a shitpost don't look worse for posting them. If you would look worse for posting something, it's not a shitpost and you should really reconsider doing it.
 

Aquatic Novellite

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I think I'm done with tolerating Nolan.
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Those nolan messages remind me of the cringefest that was Bao barking like a fucking dog because "Horny = funny".

This is the kind of shit that makes me not want to be in the same fandom as you, this shit makes everyone look bad and it vindicates normie retards who think vtubers are literally ewhores or that there's nothing to them other than sex appeal. If you feel the need to sperg out "shitpost" about a model of indeterminate age, and while doing so also pointing out the fact that her model is of indeterminate age, can you please keep it to yourself?

Just remember: Allah will strike the sinful down, lay off your wicked ways or face god's judgement.
 

IdenticalPlateaus

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Yeah mate, since you have a history of degen posting you should probably reign in the 'ironic' pedophilia a bit. Not a bad defence here but I have to dock you points for name calling in the end, you are still letting yourself get emotional.
 

JellyKusa

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Did Nolan finally make an alt with another name?
Not that it matters, because it got found anyways

This is from the Reine Discord btw
 

Piarro

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Lazybug

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Somehow this is the least offense thing Nolan has done tbh

That's not a positive thing @NolanCrush
 
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God's Strongest Mozumite

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Did Nolan finally make an alt with another name?
Not that it matters, because it got found anyways

This is from the Reine Discord btw
>2 banlog messages

Did one mod ban him, only for another to unban him so he could have the pleasure of banning him himself? If so that's fucking hilarious.
 
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