The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Nenélove]

Wouldn't Dark Nolan be a very unemotional person who has no desire to join any fandom discords?

Dark Nolan is a creature of unimaginable power.
Unlike our Nolan, who might in some twisted and tragic sense have some redeeming qualities to him, Dark Nolan is the shadow and personifies all of Nolan's worst traits to the extreme. In his quest for domination and influence he has oshi'd all vtubers on earth, he is always watching a stream and checking all social media, chatting in all stream livechats and commenting on all tweets, his presence is inescapable as he is always watching. And he will let you know who he is for one such as he has no reason to know fear.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Dark Nolan is a creature of unimaginable power.
Unlike our Nolan, who might in some twisted and tragic sense have some redeeming qualities to him, Dark Nolan is the shadow and personifies all of Nolan's worst traits to the extreme. In his quest for domination and influence he has oshi'd all vtubers on earth, he is always watching a stream and checking all social media, chatting in all stream livechats and commenting on all tweets, his presence is inescapable as he is always watching. And he will let you know who he is for one such as he has no reason to know fear.

Dark Nolan DMs people his own IP address

 

[Saturnus]

I figure this is the Last Nolan update that I'll ever post here because I only ever saw him in the Capippicord and I'm not a ween who's going to follow him around to whatever servers he's still allowed to be unbanned in.

Spoiler: Nolan gets banned from capippicord screenshots

Nolan links two posts prior in the server about roommate posting (rule6), one from a regular user and one from Archivebro.


Back to the present...

Bonus Nolan sperging out about people calling vermintide pedos (ArchiveBro purged chat when this happened so these are the only screenshots I got from a friend).

Spoiler: Nolan Political Sperging

 

[Crush]

I figure this is the Last Nolan update that I'll ever post here because I only ever saw him in the Capippicord and I'm not a ween who's going to follow him around to whatever servers he's still allowed to be unbanned in.

Spoiler: Nolan gets banned from capippicord screenshots

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Nolan links two posts prior in the server about roommate posting (rule6), one from a regular user and one from Archivebro.
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1. I legitimately didn’t know. I think that I thought lax on PL stuff was like faces. I felt like I got contradictory info I guess. And didn’t realize you couldn’t even mention DemonDice on other servers even without connecting. Also the Ironmouse stuff
2. I find it counterintuitive that saying 2 people who sound the same are the same person is worse than saying Ironmouse has a kid. You’re not allowed to do the former but are allowed to do the latter.
3. I wanted to try to talk to AB in someway. As this wasn’t malicious. It was an accident. Some closure would be nice. I also wanted to apologize for being reckless, I didn’t think and made a mistake

 

[Superduper Samurai]

I figure this is the Last Nolan update that I'll ever post here because I only ever saw him in the Capippicord and I'm not a ween who's going to follow him around to whatever servers he's still allowed to be unbanned in.

Spoiler: Nolan gets banned from capippicord screenshots

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Nolan links two posts prior in the server about roommate posting (rule6), one from a regular user and one from Archivebro.
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Back to the present...
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Bonus Nolan sperging out about people calling vermintide pedos (ArchiveBro purged chat when this happened so these are the only screenshots I got from a friend).

Spoiler: Nolan Political Sperging

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Ngl i get it that if they're a vchuba server who is vaugely affiliated to someone they shouldnt talk about "muh past lives and dox!!!11!!" But it is kinda confusing that they also lax enough to call vermintide pedos

Kinda interestingly confusing

 

[Nenélove]

I figure this is the Last Nolan update that I'll ever post here because I only ever saw him in the Capippicord and I'm not a ween who's going to follow him around to whatever servers he's still allowed to be unbanned in.

Spoiler: Nolan gets banned from capippicord screenshots

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Nolan links two posts prior in the server about roommate posting (rule6), one from a regular user and one from Archivebro.
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Back to the present...
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Bonus Nolan sperging out about people calling vermintide pedos (ArchiveBro purged chat when this happened so these are the only screenshots I got from a friend).

Spoiler: Nolan Political Sperging

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Nolan defending troons, we've reached a new low everyone...

 

[IdenticalPlateaus]

Ngl i get it that if they're a vchuba server who is vaugely affiliated to someone they shouldnt talk about "muh past lives and dox!!!11!!" But it is kinda confusing that they also lax enough to call vermintide pedos

Yeah this is the main reason I post here/farms and not /vt/, 'secret knowledge' wankery is insufferable.

2. I find it counterintuitive that saying 2 people who sound the same are the same person is worse than saying Ironmouse has a kid. You’re not allowed to do the former but are allowed to do the latter.

The main difference to me is the former is a type of doxing while the latter is just shitposting, her having a kid doesn't reveal anything more about her identity but linking online personas does. These rules are dumb but rules are rules. I'd guess you were more banned for past stuff and this was the proverbial straw.

 

[chihirogumi]

1. I legitimately didn’t know. I think that I thought lax on PL stuff was like faces. I felt like I got contradictory info I guess. And didn’t realize you couldn’t even mention DemonDice on other servers even without connecting. Also the Ironmouse stuff
2. I find it counterintuitive that saying 2 people who sound the same are the same person is worse than saying Ironmouse has a kid. You’re not allowed to do the former but are allowed to do the latter.
3. I wanted to try to talk to AB in someway. As this wasn’t malicious. It was an accident. Some closure would be nice. I also wanted to apologize for being reckless, I didn’t think and made a mistake

Why do you not just exclusively post here? This place doesn't have all these gay little rules that infest discord servers. People here are way more tolerant of your antics and can handle you disagreeing with them unlike the mental midgets you come across on Twitter, discord, and youtube. You have literally no reason to deal with the wider envtuber community. As you can see in this very thread, it's full of embarrassing societal rejects. You can win your ego battles with them just by not playing their gay little games.

 

[Nenélove]

Why do you not just exclusively post here? This place doesn't have all these gay little rules that infest discord servers. People here are way more tolerant of your antics and can handle you disagreeing with them unlike the mental midgets you come across on Twitter, discord, and youtube. You have literally no reason to deal with the wider envtuber community. As you can see in this very thread, it's full of embarrassing societal rejects. You can win your ego battles with them just by not playing their gay little games.

He needs attention and nobody here pays any attention to him when he spergs about "OMG SUPER AMAZING INCREDIBLE 5 STAR FAVORITED MUSIC" and they just sticker him or have him ignored. Discord is THE platform for nolan, since it's full of retards like him, he just can't stop spilling his spaghetti and getting banned.

 

[Seth]

Why do you not just exclusively post here? This place doesn't have all these gay little rules that infest discord servers. People here are way more tolerant of your antics and can handle you disagreeing with them unlike the mental midgets you come across on Twitter, discord, and youtube. You have literally no reason to deal with the wider envtuber community. As you can see in this very thread, it's full of embarrassing societal rejects. You can win your ego battles with them just by not playing their gay little games.

Exactly. Nolan you should try to argue here about trans people surely no one will desintegrate you

 

[Crush]

Why do you not just exclusively post here? This place doesn't have all these gay little rules that infest discord servers. People here are way more tolerant of your antics and can handle you disagreeing with them unlike the mental midgets you come across on Twitter, discord, and youtube. You have literally no reason to deal with the wider envtuber community. As you can see in this very thread, it's full of embarrassing societal rejects. You can win your ego battles with them just by not playing their gay little games.

Believe it or not, I'm an extrovert. I don't want to be surrounded by only a few people all the time. This community is definitely for me but I want to do more than just talk VTubers (I know there's a few threads here, maybe dead) and get more perspective on VTuber topics then just the same people all the time. I'm in VTuber Basement, they don't have dumb past life rules and they have community events. And they don't have fujo mods calling me an incel or a schizo SEAfag like NoNein harassing me.


I could get involved here more with, Minecraft.

 

[Not_glowie]

Nolan defending troons, we've reached a new low everyone...

We are getting closer bros.

Since Nolan likes "girl" dick, maybe one day we will get NolanTroon arc.

 

[RestlessRain]

60% of trans people that are in jail have been charged with at least one sexual offense, compared to 3.3% of women and 16% of men. But sure, trans people are a group that's totally safe to have your kids around.

 

[thhrang]

Yes, wholesome. Definitely don’t check the Phase Connect Discord

Jesus, bro...



Jannie edit: Was originally in another thread, copied here because you know exactly why.

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

Jesus, bro...
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@NolanCrush I'm sorry but you are going to hell. I have no other comments.

 

[Nenélove]

Jesus, bro...
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Jannie edit: Was originally in another thread, copied here because you know exactly why.

I want to die right now

 

[Crush]

I want to die right now

It’s not THAT bad

(seriously, I said some down bad stuff and shitposted)

 

[Nenélove]

It’s not THAT bad

Total lolifag death

 

[Crush]

Total lolifag death

1. There goes the best friends of your oshi
2. I was doing a little known thing known as, shitposting.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

1. There goes the best friends of your oshi
2. I was doing a little known thing known as, shitposting.