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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

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The teeny tiny eyes are killing me. Holy shit man must be near blind if he needs those lenses.
Not just the eyes, the sides of his head are well inside the frame so you can see behind him through his face.
 

fortnitesmasherX

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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What? This is gibberish.
Look at the inner edges of his glasses. It's warped so much by the high power lenses that you can see the sides of his head in the lenses while the lenses themselves don't cover the full width of his face.
 

niggaphil

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Holy fuck, this is the most dysgenic Nolan pic yet.

He's dysgenicsmaxxing.

I fucking hate it.
This picture has similar vibes to ProJared leaked picture :smugpipi::

Pretty sure you all know which picture I am talking about. I am not gonna post it

Edit: Found this gem in the Gura Chink Discord. Is Nolan being a 3~4 years old kid? Losing a bag of fucking food, now cries and need hug? :nolanhugs?:

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fortnitesmasherX

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This picture has similar vibes to ProJared leaked picture :smugpipi::

Pretty sure you all know which picture I am talking about. I am not gonna post it

Edit: Found this gem in the Gura Chink Discord. Is Nolan being a 3~4 years old kid? Losing a bag of fucking food, now cries and need hug? :nolanhugs?:

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So he doesn't take his insulin?
 

Latte'Ninba

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This picture has similar vibes to ProJared leaked picture :smugpipi::

Pretty sure you all know which picture I am talking about. I am not gonna post it

Edit: Found this gem in the Gura Chink Discord. Is Nolan being a 3~4 years old kid? Losing a bag of fucking food, now cries and need hug? :nolanhugs?:

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You're at a pony convention walking around when suddenly-


This specimen starts yelling, screaming, crying, and stomping its feet over by the vending machine because they can't use it. How do you not break out laughing about this guy angrily tarding out at a pony convention over lost snacks?

So he doesn't take his insulin?
He has been known to completely ignore this health problem on occasion. He's slept through alarms and ignored or turned them off for streams for example. So him flat out not taking it when he should is certainly not off the table.
 

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Clown Penis

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If you're at a pony convention you deserve whatever happens to you.
Attendees, absolutely. What about others?

What about the venue owner(s)?
Them especially. The place ought to be condemned after this. After a furfag con, a ponyfucker con is high on the list of places some new strain of HIV is incubating.

What about security staff?
Dude. It's a Brony convention.

It's a Brony convention.

Even the jannies?
They're going to need therapy and a constant suicide watch for having to clean and sanitize everything in the aftermath.

With Nolan's (lack of) hygiene, he'll contribute greatly to that.
 

Fucking YTs

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While I'm not being crushed by work for a moment, here is an AI upscale of his head at 4x the resolution. Sweet dreams.
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fortnitesmasherX

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his head looks like it got inside of a hydraulic press

think of tyler1s head but sideways
 

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While I'm not being crushed by work for a moment, here is an AI upscale of his head at 4x the resolution. Sweet dreams.
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The area inside the glasses/his eyes aren't as big than it is. It make me confused

is this intentional?
 

Fucking YTs

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The area inside the glasses/his eyes aren't as big than it is. It make me confused

is this intentional?
I'm going to guess it's him looking downward in the OG photo and maybe his glasses slipping down a little? Also, he's insanely weird looking on a good day, so who knows.
 

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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While I'm not being crushed by work for a moment, here is an AI upscale of his head at 4x the resolution. Sweet dreams.
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>meet a cutie
>you start dating, she's very sweet and talks about helping those with mental health
>you guys decide to go over to her place because her parents are out of town for a vacation
>wake up in her bed
>see this dysgenic mongoloid face standing over you
 

Clown Penis

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>meet a cutie
>you start dating, she's very sweet and talks about helping those with mental health
>you guys decide to go over to her place because her parents are out of town for a vacation
>wake up in her bed
>see this dysgenic mongoloid face standing over you
>You don't know it yet, but the fact you'll have to provide food and shelter for this retard for the rest of his life will become a major issue in your relationship.
 

Sky Shouter

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While I'm not being crushed by work for a moment, here is an AI upscale of his head at 4x the resolution. Sweet dreams.
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Jesus Christ this nigga's prescription must be -200/-200, he can probably see who's coming behind him like a side-view mirror

I want to shrink his eyes so that his glasses are like 90% open space and only 10% eyes, someone with more Photoshop skills than me please do it for me 🙏
 

Koronesuki

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I want to shrink his eyes so that his glasses are like 90% open space and only 10% eyes, someone with more Photoshop skills than me please do it for me 🙏
And then do one where you enlarge the glasses until his face behind the glasses looks normal size and he's just wearing comically oversized glasses.
 
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