"'Can you say -I hate happiness- but without the letters 'H' hmm? I ate appiness, I ate... what is it? I ate appiness, I don't get it... huh? What? I ate appiness, I d.. OH MY GOD!!! sigh You 'Gottem' me chat"Meloco Kyoran

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Nenélove

I am coming for you
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Tbf Nolans dad does sound like a retard Mongolid himself so he's probably partially to blame for why Nolan is the way he is
Whole family is infected with autism.
 

IdenticalPlateaus

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 27, 2023
Tbf Nolans dad does sound like a retard Mongolid himself so he's probably partially to blame for why Nolan is the way he is
Probably, it's hard to tell how much is just Nolan's making him sound retarded though. He isn't exactly a reliable narrator.
 

Zizara

No faith in Humanity
Dizzy's Wife
Joined:  Oct 30, 2022
He got the biggest dramafag in vtubing (sorry Proctor!) to block him over a weak insult like "clout goblin." Can you imagine getting one-guy'd by Nolan "that's bizarre, and I hope you're not black" Crush? That's an inconceivable L for FagsucksD. The fact that Nolan happened to be whiteknighting for some faggy N*ji doesn't factor in at all.
To be fair if some retard with a Palestinian flag in their name started getting stupidly aggressive in my replies over nothing I might block them on reflex too.
 

Seth

Well-known member
Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023
False has been blocking pretty much everyone shitting on his tweets for like a month now. Nolan is just the 3845th guy to "flex" being blocked by the guy. Honestly, i dont get why people are seeing getting blocked on twitter as a W. Shit is cringe.
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
False has been blocking pretty much everyone shitting on his tweets for like a month now. Nolan is just the 3845th guy to "flex" being blocked by the guy. Honestly, i dont get why people are seeing getting blocked on twitter as a W. Shit is cringe.
I don't like false but this IS pretty cringe.
 

reinigen

Dang it
Ward Security
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
False has been blocking pretty much everyone shitting on his tweets for like a month now. Nolan is just the 3845th guy to "flex" being blocked by the guy. Honestly, i dont get why people are seeing getting blocked on twitter as a W. Shit is cringe.

I don't like false but this IS pretty cringe.
People literally thing blocking = they have no counter for what I said = I win the argument and they are cowards. Not "I'm an annoying git using the same argument as other people for the 517th time, and he doesn't want to deal with it anymore".
 

niggaphil

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Nolan wifi is unplugged. However, this time it is not his father, but his drunk mother :dokiSmug:
Nolan, time to treat your mom like how you treat your sis

01.PNG

02.PNG
 

Stunned But Dumb

Well-known member
Joined:  Jan 29, 2023
I wonder what the number of search results for "cries" "egomaniac" and "sobs" are in those servers
 

Kuri Rinji

Marlon Reis
Joined:  Aug 27, 2023
Nolan's mom has to have a drinking problem because of him. I will not accept a different reality.
 

Stunned But Dumb

Well-known member
Joined:  Jan 29, 2023
Nolan's mom has to have a drinking problem because of him. I will not accept a different reality.
I had assumed it was because of her daughter's death
 

Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022

Aquatic Novellite

Freshwater Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
Nolan's mom has to have a drinking problem because of him. I will not accept a different reality.
Her having a drinking problem at the time of Nolan's conception would explain a lot, though.
 

RestlessRain

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Nolan's mom has to have a drinking problem because of him. I will not accept a different reality.
Her only daughter is dead.

One of her sons is Nolan.

One of her sons is a troon.

The last one no doubt resents Nolan and probably his family on top of that. I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves and has nothing to do with them ever again.

Yeah, a bit of day-drinking is pretty understandable.
 

mist

Active member
Joined:  Jan 27, 2024
need to check goon hives for venting. emphasis on accounts.
 

reinigen

Dang it
Ward Security
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
need to check goon hives for venting. emphasis on accounts.

These guys are delusional if they think bots have gotten worse. It's been about the same for a long time. There was a brief period for a handful of months where it minimized, but it's only gone back to 'normal' the last 2 months. Doesn't surprise me at all though that Nolan is one the empty "Elon-hate" train.
 

Slutpuppies

unity love, resident luxiem fangull
Joined:  Oct 3, 2022
I leave the asylum for a week and Nolan gets a dub over purple Keem?

:selenpointandlaugh:
 

niggaphil

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Nolan in the weekend bitching:
01.PNG


Nolan taking care of his health now
02.PNG


Also, another Niji L collection. Does anyone know what forum he is talking about? :dokiSmug:
03.PNG
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023

Sky Shouter

YEAH! TONIGHT!
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Nolan in the weekend bitching:
View attachment 67234

Nolan taking care of his health now
View attachment 67235

Also, another Niji L collection. Does anyone know what forum he is talking about? :dokiSmug:
View attachment 67233
At this point Nolan's "egomaniacal paranoid hypocrite father" is starting to sound like dril's "disrespectful teenage son" to me

"This weekend my egomaniacal paranoid hypocrite father got ahold of some gluten and now he wants to become an anime girl streamer :nolancries:"

Oh boy, I just had a devilish idea
1711890981665.png
 

God's Weakest Tard

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 4, 2024
Top Bottom