The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[NeneLOVE]

Tbf Nolans dad does sound like a retard Mongolid himself so he's probably partially to blame for why Nolan is the way he is

Whole family is infected with autism.

 

[IdenticalPlateaus]

Tbf Nolans dad does sound like a retard Mongolid himself so he's probably partially to blame for why Nolan is the way he is

Probably, it's hard to tell how much is just Nolan's making him sound retarded though. He isn't exactly a reliable narrator.

 

[Zizara]

He got the biggest dramafag in vtubing (sorry Proctor!) to block him over a weak insult like "clout goblin." Can you imagine getting one-guy'd by Nolan "that's bizarre, and I hope you're not black" Crush? That's an inconceivable L for FagsucksD. The fact that Nolan happened to be whiteknighting for some faggy N*ji doesn't factor in at all.

To be fair if some retard with a Palestinian flag in their name started getting stupidly aggressive in my replies over nothing I might block them on reflex too.

 

[Seth]

False has been blocking pretty much everyone shitting on his tweets for like a month now. Nolan is just the 3845th guy to "flex" being blocked by the guy. Honestly, i dont get why people are seeing getting blocked on twitter as a W. Shit is cringe.

 

[NeneLOVE]

False has been blocking pretty much everyone shitting on his tweets for like a month now. Nolan is just the 3845th guy to "flex" being blocked by the guy. Honestly, i dont get why people are seeing getting blocked on twitter as a W. Shit is cringe.

I don't like false but this IS pretty cringe.

 

[reinigen]

False has been blocking pretty much everyone shitting on his tweets for like a month now. Nolan is just the 3845th guy to "flex" being blocked by the guy. Honestly, i dont get why people are seeing getting blocked on twitter as a W. Shit is cringe.

I don't like false but this IS pretty cringe.

People literally thing blocking = they have no counter for what I said = I win the argument and they are cowards. Not "I'm an annoying git using the same argument as other people for the 517th time, and he doesn't want to deal with it anymore".

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan wifi is unplugged. However, this time it is not his father, but his drunk mother
Nolan, time to treat your mom like how you treat your sis

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

I wonder what the number of search results for "cries" "egomaniac" and "sobs" are in those servers

 

[Kuri Rinji]

Nolan's mom has to have a drinking problem because of him. I will not accept a different reality.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Nolan's mom has to have a drinking problem because of him. I will not accept a different reality.

I had assumed it was because of her daughter's death

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Nolan's mom has to have a drinking problem because of him. I will not accept a different reality.

I had assumed it was because of her daughter's death

Well he did beat up his sister which is probably one of the reason she did the flip so yeah it's partially Nolan's fault.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Nolan's mom has to have a drinking problem because of him. I will not accept a different reality.

Her having a drinking problem at the time of Nolan's conception would explain a lot, though.

 

[RestlessRain]

Nolan's mom has to have a drinking problem because of him. I will not accept a different reality.

Her only daughter is dead.

One of her sons is Nolan.

One of her sons is a troon.

The last one no doubt resents Nolan and probably his family on top of that. I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves and has nothing to do with them ever again.

Yeah, a bit of day-drinking is pretty understandable.

 

[mist]

need to check goon hives for venting. emphasis on accounts.

 

[reinigen]

need to check goon hives for venting. emphasis on accounts.

These guys are delusional if they think bots have gotten worse. It's been about the same for a long time. There was a brief period for a handful of months where it minimized, but it's only gone back to 'normal' the last 2 months. Doesn't surprise me at all though that Nolan is one the empty "Elon-hate" train.

 

[Slutpuppies]

I leave the asylum for a week and Nolan gets a dub over purple Keem?

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan in the weekend bitching:

Nolan taking care of his health now

Also, another Niji L collection. Does anyone know what forum he is talking about?

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Nolan in the weekend bitching:
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Nolan taking care of his health now
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Also, another Niji L collection. Does anyone know what forum he is talking about?
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>delusional Nijisisters took offense to thinking Nijisanji needed saving
>non-cultists took offense to thinking Nijisanji should be saved
It's impressive he found the one sentence that managed to piss off both sides

 

[Sky Shouter]

Nolan in the weekend bitching:
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Nolan taking care of his health now
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Also, another Niji L collection. Does anyone know what forum he is talking about?
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At this point Nolan's "egomaniacal paranoid hypocrite father" is starting to sound like dril's "disrespectful teenage son" to me

"This weekend my egomaniacal paranoid hypocrite father got ahold of some gluten and now he wants to become an anime girl streamer "

Oh boy, I just had a devilish idea

 

[God's Weakest Tard]

Nolan in the weekend bitching:
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Nolan taking care of his health now
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Also, another Niji L collection. Does anyone know what forum he is talking about?
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Is there any proof that Nolan has been taking HRT?