"I like to watch"Nanashi Mumei

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Zizara

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Nolan seems like he needs to be broken before he can be built into anything worthwhile. Maybe military school early and hope that constant consequences somehow break through his inability to take responsibility for his actions. His refusal to learn seems like his biggest problem, if you can't solve that then he probably just needs to be in a group home?
Honestly for Nolan it might already be too late. He's a young adult and the older he gets the more "fixed" his personality and mannerisms are going to become. It can be hard enough to change an actually well-adjusted person, while you can aggressively socialise and train the autistic into functional mostly-normal adults it really relies on catching it early and working with them all throughout childhood and adolescence.
 

Clown Penis

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Never too late for Nolan to serve his people by deploying with the Rainbow Brigade to Gaza.

Assuming he isn't killed on sight for being a fag, being amid dysgenic communist fags, or looking Jewish, those dang dirty Heebs will learn to fear his bellowing "LMAAAAAAO" as he comes to scoop through their MREs with his hands.
 

NeneHATE

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Never too late for Nolan to serve his people by deploying with the Rainbow Brigade to Gaza.

Assuming he isn't killed on sight for being a fag, being amid dysgenic communist fags, or looking Jewish, those dang dirty Heebs will learn to fear his bellowing "LMAAAAAAO" as he comes to scoop through their MREs with his hands.
Bro is all melee, carries no weapon.
He just does 20 hit combos on the kikes.
 

Sky Shouter

Stupid by birth, manhera by the grace of God
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Bro is all melee, carries no weapon.
He just does 20 hit combos on the kikes.
Each one does between 0 and 1 HP

Then the IDF soldier casts "M16", which does 100HP

Nolan fainted! :nolancries:
 

niggaphil

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Some Nolan update on the Gura Discord:
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Also, Nolan doxxing his sister's dead date in the discord. Very smart, Nolan
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Slutpuppies

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His dad is right in that if Nolan hates it at home so much, he should move out.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Some Nolan update on the Gura Discord:
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Also, Nolan doxxing his sister's dead date in the discord. Very smart, Nolan
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Nolan's father returns home to find that his son had not done any of the chores that were asked of him. Upon investigating the matter, Nolan rises to his feet and lets out a nasally shriek, "But there's a birthday stream, I can't miss it!"

Stunned by the stupidity of the remark, Nolan's father shirks away momentarily to ask the Lord why he had taken the wrong child.
 

reinigen

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"Stonetoss was doxed, lets make this about me"

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The LMAO comes for us all when we least expect it.
Nolan's father returns home to find that his son had not done any of the chores that were asked of him. Upon investigating the matter, Nolan rises to his feet and lets out a nasally shriek, "But there's a birthday stream, I can't miss it!"

Stunned by the stupidity of the remark, Nolan's father shirks away momentarily to ask the Lord why he had taken the wrong child.
Nevermind the fact he slyly tries to hide the fact he fucked up managing his blood sugar levels so hard he slept for 13 hours again. And the dog was probably not taken out at all during that time.
 

NeneHATE

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His dad is right in that if Nolan hates it at home so much, he should move out.
Honestly Nolan's dad probably loves him unconditionally (like all parents should) and that is exactly the reason why Nolan hasn't been kicked out of his house already.
Also I just noticed... why isn't he going to college? Did he give up on conventional education or smth?
 

niggaphil

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Honestly Nolan's dad probably loves him unconditionally (like all parents should) and that is exactly the reason why Nolan hasn't been kicked out of his house already.
Also I just noticed... why isn't he going to college? Did he give up on conventional education or smth?
Maybe he actually went to college before? Just like this dude? :dokiSmug:

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Aquatic Novellite

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Honestly Nolan's dad probably loves him unconditionally (like all parents should) and that is exactly the reason why Nolan hasn't been kicked out of his house already.
Also I just noticed... why isn't he going to college? Did he give up on conventional education or smth?
 

Seth

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God's Strongest Mozumite

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Seth

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Faceless Waifu

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Is it really a W when he his going full retard for this guy?
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But the niji guy on false's tweet is not Hex. It's the vantablack guy.

I mean, I know that niji male is so same that it's useless to remember the name, but seriously.
 

Seth

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But the niji guy on false's tweet is not Hex. It's the vantablack guy.

I mean, I know that niji male is so same that it's useless to remember the name, but seriously.
I thought it was related to the joke Hex made. Which comes with the poor attempt to cancel him once again. Maybe it isnt. Litteral who either way.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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But the niji guy on false's tweet is not Hex. It's the vantablack guy.

I mean, I know that niji male is so same that it's useless to remember the name, but seriously.
He's posting Vantablack because he was in a collab with Hex and that's Vanta's face during the entire retarded bit that Hex was saying on stream.
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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Is it really a W when he his going full retard for this guy?
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He got the biggest dramafag in vtubing (sorry Proctor!) to block him over a weak insult like "clout goblin." Can you imagine getting one-guy'd by Nolan "that's bizarre, and I hope you're not black" Crush? That's an inconceivable L for FagsucksD. The fact that Nolan happened to be whiteknighting for some faggy N*ji doesn't factor in at all.
 

Lazybug

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