The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

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Adele Marie Schlamersdorf Obituary - Springboro, OH | Ghostarchive

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Rereading her obituary again, it stands out that there's repeat mentions of his sister's intent to make Special Education (Nolan) her professional career.

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Imagine how much this retarded fag contributed to the depression of seemingly one of his biggest advocates. I don't blame the parents for how they act towards and manage to deal with Nolan.

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Also, go look at how cute she was and how normal she seems and then look at Nolan. He's essentially the polar opposite of his sister in every good metric. The sister looks like any decent girl you could know and even love. I've known, been friendly with, and even dated girls she looks like.

Basically what I'm getting at here is her passing is a tragedy.

The wrong one died.

Here's the thing, I'll bet you his family agrees with that statement 100%.

 

[Clown Penis]

Imagine dating a cutie and when you finally come over to her parent's place for dinner, there's NOLAN FUCKING CRUSH.

Here's the thing, I'll bet you his family agrees with that statement 100%.

For added impact, there was a GoFundMe for the deceased's funeral costs.

Fundraiser for CARMELLA SCHLAMERSDORF by Chico Grajeda : Adele Schlamersdorf | Ghostarchive

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She really was quite the cutie in every pic I glanced at. And the mom looks happy and proud of her, like any loving parent ought to be. They both look like any mom-and-daughter I've seen when I played baseball, football, and hockey. Again, while we will never know the primary cause behind her depression and suicide, I think it's clear Nolan is unreliable regarding it. He has and will certainly continue downplaying his part.

I'll say it again: the wrong one died.

@Jambalaya @reinigen whenever the OP/thread reformatting happens, if you want a nice concise summary of Nolan at the end, here you go: Nolan is an lolcow and utterly contemptable human being who deserves your mockery and scorn.

Body count remains pending verification.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

The more I read about her, the sadder I feel about her passing. She really had love for her brother despite everything and possibly couldn've made a world of difference for special needs kids in general.

Here's the thing, I'll bet you his family agrees with that statement 100%.

I think his dad legitimately says that in one of the blog posts, but walks it back later

 

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For added impact, there was a GoFundMe for the deceased's funeral costs.

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Fundraiser for CARMELLA SCHLAMERSDORF by Chico Grajeda : Adele Schlamersdorf | Ghostarchive

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She really was quite the cutie in every pic I glanced at. And the mom looks happy and proud of her, like any loving parent ought to be. They both look like any mom-and-daughter I've seen when I played baseball, football, and hockey. Again, while we will never know the primary cause behind her depression and suicide, I think it's clear Nolan is unreliable regarding it. He has and will certainly continue downplaying his part.

I'll say it again: the wrong one died.

If you want to know the real heart stabber, if you find their mom's Facebook page all she really seems to do is rotate through making her profile picture a different photo of her daughter every few days. Nothing but her dead daughter 2.5 years later.

 

[Nenélove]

Imagine dating a cutie and when you finally come over to her parent's place for dinner, there's NOLAN FUCKING CRUSH.

"Hello brother-in-law, do you like mlp?"

 

[RestlessRain]

"Hello brother-in-law, do you like mlp?"

You wouldn't have to ask, you'd just know he'd tell you regardless.

 

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[Nenélove]

I see why he loves DN so much...
Gotta love how he goes "CORPOS ARE LITERALLY HOLDING THE CHUUBAS HOSTAGE SO THEY CAN'T TELL US ALL OF THEIR PRIVATE INFOOOO!!"

 

[PemAloeKenzoku]

I feel sorry for his family and pets. Nolan is an actual subhuman being

 

[Scoots]

That friend seems really smart

 

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[Awoogers]

So he has eyes here

 

[PemAloeKenzoku]

Hi Nolan

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Yes Nolan, Im sure hitting your own mother is okay and completelly justified. I apologize on behalf of this entire website....

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Hi Nolan! I found a homemade tape of you with your family!

 

[Nenélove]

Hi Nolan

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

The idea that Nolan was reading the OP with tears in his eyes as he seethed is truly a late Christmas gift

 

[niggaphil]

Hi Nolan, no chink in chinese discord gives a shit about you. You should sperg out more, post and discuss more talent's past live shit, so the chinks will engage with you, and ban the fuck out of you

 

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[Nenélove]

Do we know what this is about? I honestly despise the people who (((hug))) him more than Nolan. Actually I don't even despise Nolan, he's just a moronic autist, but these fucking people who enable him are the true fucking problem with society.