The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Johnny Jambalaya]

I am glad in Argentina we liberated Niggas early so they all died in the Civil war and we dont have to deal with them, "reparations" sounds like a nightmare.
But i dont understand its Mister Crush Racist or not?

The Argentine economy is booming as a result

 

[Topo Chico]

I am glad in Argentina we liberated Niggas early so they all died in the Civil war and we dont have to deal with them, "reparations" sounds like a nightmare.
But i dont understand its Mister Crush Racist or not?

He’s not racist, I think he’s taking the enlightened centrist view of we don’t pay for the sins of our fathers OR that shit was too long ago and would be a logistical nightmare, so you’re only poisoning your other arguments by including it.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

He’s not racist, I think he’s taking the enlightened centrist view of we don’t pay for the sins of our fathers OR that shit was too long ago and would be a logistical nightmare, so you’re only poisoning your other arguments by including it.

We don't take kindly to fence-sitting liberals 'round these parts.

 

[Panko Enjoyer]

I am glad in Argentina we liberated Niggas early so they all died in the Civil war and we dont have to deal with them

 

[NeneHATE]

He’s not racist, I think he’s taking the enlightened centrist view of we don’t pay for the sins of our fathers OR that shit was too long ago and would be a logistical nightmare, so you’re only poisoning your other arguments by including it.

Niggas will never stop seeking reparations, just like indians, once they figure out they can coast off of the government they become lazy as all hell.

 

[Hff201]

Giga brain King Nolan knows the facts! Tariq Nasheed says only 50% of black in America are Foundational Black Americans!

Das rite fuqq reparations for dem fake as blacks!

You should make a habit of this, Nolan. Ask every black person you meet about slavery, I'm sure they'll love it.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Given Nolan's proclivities, he'll probably end up accidentally asking out a gay black Gorean dom.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

He joined the fandom in 2015.

wait wait wait fucking what? I had assumed he like most people were caught up in the initial wave of success given his obsession with the show.

Season 5 (2015 when he "joined the fandom") was the first appearance of Starlight Glimmer who's goal is to take away everyones special power (cutie mark) and build a city based on that.

If you have yet to make the connection now we know what hes so invested in germane (heh) politics Communism.

 

[NeneHATE]

wait wait wait fucking what? I had assumed he like most people were caught up in the initial wave of success given his obsession with the show.

Season 5 (2015 when he "joined the fandom") was the first appearance of Starlight Glimmer who's goal is to take away everyones special power (cutie mark) and build a city based on that.

If you have yet to make the connection now we know what hes so invested in germane (heh) politics Communism.

Commie pony

 

[Scooby 3 Superlit]

wait wait wait fucking what? I had assumed he like most people were caught up in the initial wave of success given his obsession with the show.

Season 5 (2015 when he "joined the fandom") was the first appearance of Starlight Glimmer who's goal is to take away everyones special power (cutie mark) and build a city based on that.

If you have yet to make the connection now we know what hes so invested in germane (heh) politics Communism.

Season 5? So he's always been a bandwagoning sped.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

If you have yet to make the connection now we know what hes so invested in germane (heh) politics Communism.

No not really? Hes political views are also based on numberfagging. I do remember that one post, where he said that a lot of people agree with him on lgbt rights, (i cant find it rn if someone has it plz send), he might legit see what opinion is popular on twitter or reddit and ditto it for some sense of belonging or some shit. He pretty much does the same with vtubers and other entertainment

So basically like poster below said

Season 5? So he's always been a bandwagoning sped.

 

[Topo Chico]

plz send

https://thevirtualasylum.com/threads/the-nolan-crush-memorial-post-dump-and-lolcow-thread.109/post-105674

 

[NeneHATE]

he might legit see what opinion is popular on twitter or reddit and ditto it for some sense of belonging or some shit.

This is how most people act + liking whatever benefits them

 

[Zizara]

I had just assumed Nolan was pro-LGBT because he jacked it to trans porn, which was why he always chimed in to defend them when we went off on some person of gender who came up here.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

No not really? Hes political views are also based on numberfagging. I do remember that one post, where he said that a lot of people agree with him on lgbt rights, (i cant find it rn if someone has it plz send), he might legit see what opinion is popular on twitter or reddit and ditto it for some sense of belonging or some shit. He pretty much does the same with vtubers and other entertainment

So basically like poster below said

I was trying really hard to make the dumb Nolan believes in Pony Lenin joke so i stretched am retarded please understand.

Season 5? So he's always been a bandwagoning sped.

Pretty much though the timing does line up with the Third Large wave of fans so to speak interest died during/after season 2 and while the fans didn't go anywhere as the show was overall staying consistent with it's quality Season 5 was another huge wave due to again Pony Lenin.

It was pretty funny seeing people trying to read super deep into the show about colorful horses to find secret nazi propaganda or the people trying really hard to equate sharing is good with we must oppose the proletariat.

The best part is the show pays attention to the fans (for good and bad) so i'm 50% sure a bunch of later jokes were aimed at those weirdos specifically.

I had just assumed Nolan was pro-LGBT because he jacked it to trans porn, which was why he always chimed in to defend them when we went off on some person of gender who came up here.

Both can be true.

 

[Faceless Waifu]

Here's a brief update from Nolan's discord activity within Hana Macchia's fansl-... I mean fancord. Nolan did a short venting on 19-20 december, around the time we were busy looking at the shenanigans of Kestraline aka the spanner guy and the cursed parasocial tablet.

Before you ask "Why is a pair of giant udders are inside my nolan venting screenshot, faceless waifu", this is related to his venting. While he vented about getting beaten by his brother for microwaving cheese sandwich instead of making grilled sandwich, he also bemoan his yet another ban from this vtuber discord place, which is where that giant udders vtuber came from. (along with missing anniversary stream, because this autistic dumbass is allergic to VOD)

Apparently he was doing "analysis" on said vtuber tiddies.

I guess him putting emphasis like that sounds creepy enough to get yeeted off that place.

Spoiler: For the record, this is how the vtuber looks like (NSFW)

It looks decent, at least. If anyone knew who she is, do tell.

 

[Topo Chico]

Here's a brief update from Nolan's discord activity within Hana Macchia's fansl-... I mean fancord. Nolan did a short venting on 19-20 december, around the time we were busy looking at the shenanigans of Kestraline aka the spanner guy and the cursed parasocial tablet.

Before you ask "Why is a pair of giant udders are inside my nolan venting screenshot, faceless waifu", this is related to his venting. While he vented about getting beaten by his brother for microwaving cheese sandwich instead of making grilled sandwich, he also bemoan his yet another ban from this vtuber discord place, which is where that giant udders vtuber came from. (along with missing anniversary stream, because this autistic dumbass is allergic to VOD)

Apparently he was doing "analysis" on said vtuber tiddies.

I guess him putting emphasis like that sounds creepy enough to get yeeted off that place.

Spoiler: For the record, this is how the vtuber looks like (NSFW)

It looks decent, at least. If anyone knew who she is, do tell.

Lol that's Hina from Phase gen 3, she just debuted

https://www.youtube.com/@HikanariHina

He was uoh posting in the other gals chats when they were debuting. He's an equal opportunity coomer.

 

[Cubanodun]

Here's a brief update from Nolan's discord activity within Hana Macchia's fansl-... I mean fancord. Nolan did a short venting on 19-20 december, around the time we were busy looking at the shenanigans of Kestraline aka the spanner guy and the cursed parasocial tablet.

Before you ask "Why is a pair of giant udders are inside my nolan venting screenshot, faceless waifu", this is related to his venting. While he vented about getting beaten by his brother for microwaving cheese sandwich instead of making grilled sandwich, he also bemoan his yet another ban from this vtuber discord place, which is where that giant udders vtuber came from. (along with missing anniversary stream, because this autistic dumbass is allergic to VOD)

Apparently he was doing "analysis" on said vtuber tiddies.

I guess him putting emphasis like that sounds creepy enough to get yeeted off that place.

Spoiler: For the record, this is how the vtuber looks like (NSFW)

It looks decent, at least. If anyone knew who she is, do tell.

Is true that he finally managed to get banned of all the holo and niji cords and now he is trying his luck in Phase connect?

 

[Faceless Waifu]

Is true that he finally managed to get banned of all the holo and niji cords and now he is trying his luck in Phase connect?

Hololive CCP fancords still accepts him, not sure about the Niji side beyond Hana Macchia cord.

 

[Short]

He was uoh posting in the other gals chats when they were debuting. He's an equal opportunity coomer.

Oh yeah, I forgot about those!

Spoiler: Saya's debut stream

2023-12-17 23:01:15 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HELLOOOOOO! WOAH! SO CUUUUUTE! LMAOOOOOOOO! Lore LET'S GOOOOO
2023-12-17 23:02:17 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Muyu and her Purple Smoke! UOHHHHH! :loudly_crying_face: :loudly_crying_face: :loudly_crying_face: :loudly_crying_face:
2023-12-17 23:03:01 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: AWWWWW! SUPER CUUUUTE! Spectacular art. She's so adorable and sweet, what a goof.  
2023-12-17 23:03:35 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOOOOO! Oh god she's a KUSOGAKI, A BRAT
2023-12-17 23:05:49 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: INAFF! LOOOOOOOL! She said the thing! I haven't been
2023-12-17 23:06:58 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: "whore" HHAHAHAHAHAH! ESL! SO KAWAIII and silly
2023-12-17 23:07:36 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: YOOOOO! This room is phenomenal! SHE'S ON FIRE!  
2023-12-17 23:07:55 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: YOOOOO! This room is phenomenal! SHE'S ON FIRE!  
2023-12-17 23:08:11 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: She's SO SMOL! LOOOOOOOL! UUUUUUU  
2023-12-17 23:09:53 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: mmm bepis! LOOOOOOL! Le hammer  
2023-12-17 23:10:44 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Oh god, yeah you don't want to know about the jar
2023-12-17 23:11:26 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: OWWWW! NOOOOO :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:
2023-12-17 23:11:45 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HEHEHEHEH! Pepsi by Nintendo  
2023-12-17 23:15:50 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: 6.9k NICE! Her name is Bratty Loli
2023-12-17 23:16:10 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Kahoot! WOOOOOO! 6.9k NICE
2023-12-17 23:16:57 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: SUS! AMOGUS
2023-12-17 23:17:29 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: rrrrrrrrr! TSKRRRR! HAHAHAHA, she's so adorable

Spoiler: Phase connect's debut watchalong

2023-12-17 22:48:16 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOO! Girl dinner, yum! Hi, hopping in
2023-12-17 22:49:04 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: "normal" HUH! LOOOOOOOOL
2023-12-17 22:49:47 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: WHAT! PANKO WHAAAAT! ????????? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JOIN  
2023-12-17 22:50:57 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! RIP Dizzy, just was out crazied  
2023-12-17 22:52:22 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: AWWWW! That's so sweet
2023-12-17 22:52:47 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Agreed, Saya is cute.  
2023-12-17 22:53:24 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: That's adorable. "bad with tech" Oh no, sje
2023-12-17 22:53:48 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: That's adorable. "bad with tech" OH NO, she's a girlfailure HEHEHEHEE
2023-12-17 22:54:39 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: She's pon! LMAOOOOOO! Pon Wolf "it's just facts" fr fr
2023-12-17 22:55:52 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Wait, Italian teaching stream. MAMMA MIA  
2023-12-17 22:56:33 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: I need to watch Phase more
2023-12-17 22:57:10 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Saya live! YIPPEEE!  
2023-12-17 22:57:40 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: I'm going to leave when she shows up on stream
2023-12-17 22:58:33 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Completely agree. All the models and designs look wondrous

I also want to note that he stopped posting in chat after I made this post