The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Sky Shouter]

Here's a brief update from Nolan's discord activity within Hana Macchia's fansl-... I mean fancord. Nolan did a short venting on 19-20 december, around the time we were busy looking at the shenanigans of Kestraline aka the spanner guy and the cursed parasocial tablet.

Nolan's brother really just asked "why are you making the saddest sandwiches on earth?" and Nolan just interpreted it as the greatest affront his bully of a brother has ever perpetuated upon him

This has major vibes of that "Racists on 4chan" meme

 

[niggaphil]

"why are you making the saddest sandwiches on earth?"

I think the bigger question is who "microwave" cheese on bread......
If people wants grill cheese, there is multiple ways, but using microwave is one of the worst and laziest way to do it

Even DSP has a better cooking skill than him:


Fuck, I never knew I could give compliment to DSP since he is a total retard and piece of shit

 

[Topo Chico]

I think the bigger question is who "microwave" cheese on bread...

Another big question is why is Nolan eating carb heavy meals when he's diabetic

 

[reinigen]

Another big question is why is Nolan eating carb heavy meals when he's diabetic

Oh yea, he regularly passes out for 15 hours, wakes up with horrific insulin levels, and needs to chug waters and shoot insulin for hours to even catch up to normal. Another way he misses his streams.

 

[niggaphil]

Another big question is why is Nolan eating carb heavy meals when he's diabetic

'Diabetic is cause by autism, not the carb heavy meal!!! *Cries*' - something that Nolan would say

 

[Nenélove]

Oh yea, he regularly passes out for 15 hours, wakes up with horrific insulin levels, and needs to chug waters and shoot insulin for hours to even catch up to normal. Another way he misses his streams.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
I have a diabetic family member and this shit he's pulling is seriously fucking dangerous what the hell??? Dude could loose a limb or go straight up blind if he doesn't keep that shit under control.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
I have a diabetic family member and this shit he's pulling is seriously fucking dangerous what the hell??? Dude could loose a limb or go straight up blind if he doesn't keep that shit under control.

Would that really be a big lose?

 

[niggaphil]

Would that really be a big lose?

A good lolcow is it could be continuously milked, dead lolcow could not do that

 

[reinigen]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
I have a diabetic family member and this shit he's pulling is seriously fucking dangerous what the hell??? Dude could loose a limb or go straight up blind if he doesn't keep that shit under control.

No joke, the sheer amount of times I've seen him do this is astounding. Not only that, because he's the one in charge of his dog the dog doesn't get taken out for 12+ hours and shits/pisses indoors. And is one of the many reasons his brother gets pissed at him.

 

[Nenélove]

No joke, the sheer amount of times I've seen him do this is astounded. Not only that, because he's the one in charge of his dog the dog doesn't get taken out for 12+ hours and shits/pisses indoors. And is one of the many reasons his brother gets pissed at him.

And he has the GALL to call his father an animal abuser, bloody fuckin hell...

 

[PemAloeKenzoku]

Spotted in Sayu's debut. I wonder who this could be.....

 

[niggaphil]

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Spotted in Sayu's debut. I wonder who this could be.....

crushvt, is he gonna debut as Gura pony Vtuber??

 

[PemAloeKenzoku]

crushvt, is he gonna debut as Gura pony Vtuber??

When the chumbuds were in their time of crisis, A tuber rose to fufil the hopes and dreams of all the autistic pony fuckers - CrushVT



This nigga was silent for like 1 minute in Sayucord

- ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

No joke, the sheer amount of times I've seen him do this is astounding. Not only that, because he's the one in charge of his dog the dog doesn't get taken out for 12+ hours and shits/pisses indoors. And is one of the many reasons his brother gets pissed at him.

I feel bad for the dogs. Apparently no one in that family cares.

 

[Hff201]

View attachment 60277 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

Dead sister jokes are back on the menu, boys.

 

[Panko Enjoyer]

Dead sister jokes are back on the menu, boys.

I'm still impressed people came up with dozens of different ways to describe Nolan beating his sister.

 

[100% not Hakka]

I'm still impressed people came up with dozens of different ways to describe Nolan beating his sister.

Nolan v Sister is a deceptively deep matchup

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
I have a diabetic family member and this shit he's pulling is seriously fucking dangerous what the hell??? Dude could loose a limb or go straight up blind if he doesn't keep that shit under control.

Imagine the sobbing if he goes blind and misses every stream.

 

[Nenélove]

Imagine the sobbing if he goes blind and misses every stream.

That's gonna be his eternal reward in hell, stuck in a room with streams playing all over the walls but being blind and deaf.

 

[reinigen]

Nolan is sad because he drove someone crazy.