"Is Stuart Little the guy that ages backwards, or is that Breaking Benjamin?"Rosemi Lovelock

OffKai Expo 2023

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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"Is this a Kanye concert?" - Pippa, probably
 

Topo Chico

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Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
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How long before it takes a shit again?
 

Hff201

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Alright lads, time to pretend you don't know the words to Barbie Girl.
 

braindoko

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this event is one incident away from being featured in an Internet Historian retrospective next to those degen cons like Dashcon
 

PassiveUnaggressive

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Alright lads, time to pretend you don't know the words to Barbie Girl.
The growled man vocals add quite the flavor
 

Topo Chico

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this event is one incident away from being featured in an Internet Historian retrospective next to those degen cons like Dashcon
No ball pit or shit filled diapers in the hotel lobby
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any archivers in chat? these Yamanbas dont save vods and this shit show needs to be cataloged
 

Hff201

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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You can even ignore Sayu, check how she is compared to the doors next to her.
The photographer being a significant angle below Sinder makes her appear to be much larger than she is. Typical door height is 80 inches in commercial buildings as required by building codes. Her ears put her just under that. Considering her heels are likely 3-4 inches, it puts her fake ears at 9-12 inches range as her ears are 3x the size of her heels. Adding the ears and heels together, you're looking at a total boost of anywhere between 12-16 inches. So overall he actual height may range from 64-68 inches (5'4"-5'8").

EDIT: Did further examination into the heel height. Heel height is 16px while Sayu is 268px or 16.75 heels. If the heels are 3 inches, that would put Sayu at 50.25 inches (4'2"). However if the heels were 4 inches, that would put Sayu at 67 inches (5'7"). I highly doubt Sayu is either of these heights so 3.5 inch heels are the most likely result, as that would put her at 58.625 inches (4'10"). So if we carry that 3.5 inches over to the previous calculation of the fake ears being 3x the heels in height, her total boost is 4x heels or 14 inches. This would put her actual height around 66 inches or 5'6". She may be ~1 inch shorter because she is several inches in front of the door and the photo is taken from below Sinder.

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Kalion

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Wanna bet this all works fine now because the rest is just a pre-recorded video?
 

Lurker McSpic

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whoever told riro that pitching your voice like a retarded child is considered singing deserves a beating
 

Hff201

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Wanna bet this all works fine now because the rest is just a pre-recorded video?
If it really is prerecorded, with this tech team we're almost guaranteed a Milli Vanilli tape-loop scandal before the night's out.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Topo Chico

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Lurker McSpic

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If it really is prerecorded, with this tech team we're almost guaranteed a Milli Vanilli tape-loop scandal before the night's out.
they would have to be ABSOLUTELY retarded trying to pull shit like that but judging by whatever staff I've seen they're that retarded. I'd feel bad for lisa the most, poor girl can't catch a break.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Topo Chico

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Hff201

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Among Us!

Sus!

like the game, you get it?
 

reinigen

Dang it
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If it really is prerecorded, with this tech team we're almost guaranteed a Milli Vanilli tape-loop scandal before the night's out.
Was that Riro looping back there a moment ago? Were you psychic?
 

Lurker McSpic

We need to increase the hag population
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why do they get this gay ass hype men to be frontmen?
 
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