"HAHAHAHAHA HEY GUYS, It's me! SELEN! Can you believe that people thought I left such a great working place? Isn't that just crazy? AHAHAHA. BUT HERE I AM, ME, ON STAGE! And I even have this totally accurate play button to hold on stage, live, right now, with my 3D model. You can't make THAT up HAHAHAHAHA! Man it's been a willllld year, I sure hope nobody's been parading around as someone just like me since I was gone on vacation. BUT now that I'm back wouldn't a LOT of companies like to collab with us, Anycolor, and their famed branch NIJISANJIEN?! Missing out on that kind of deal sure sounds stupid HAHAHAH like you're throwing away money eassssy money by not working with us. It sure wouldn't be negligable the amounts you would earn! ALSO CHECK OUT MY SPECIAL GUEST!"
"YEAAAAAAAAH! IT'S ME POMU! Uh.. Kept yar weighting hun? I sure do love Metal Gear! SO ANYWAY HERE'S WONDERWALL"
You then proceed to get treated to a 3D concert of VR chat emotes, because we all know they aren't spending money to have people skin walk as actual dancers. That costs money. And we all know they're allergic to actually investing into improving themselves.