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Nijisanji L Collection
- Thread starter The Proctor
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Seriously:
PO Box? prepare your bingo cards.
Swords Dildo Plush of another Vtuber Something Suspicious (but not a bomb) Bomb Lingerie 80's Toy 90's Toy Friends The Complete Series Novelty Gag Gift Shizo Mail that still somehow made it past the screening process Bath Bomb/Mini Soaps.
Not Necessarily in that order.
Someone will send her a book on dieting or noose tying while a local Nijisister unsuccesfully fedposts and gets charged with a Felony
I'm imagining her getting an endless stream of dishware and kitchen tools, personally.....Someone will send her a book on dieting or noose tying while a local Nijisister unsuccesfully fedposts and gets charged with a Felony
50 gallon lube canister is pretty popular too, at least to gift on throne
Oh hey I found the resident Numi fan.
She only needs a bread knife.
I did the very obvious thing, followed the instructions in the tweet and asked once I had further questions (nobody ever seems to do that).This one Redditor alleges that they shipped more shit than the Xsoleil goods from the US warehouse
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I checked and the Summer Jam goods were indeed shipped from the US
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NIJISANJI EN SUMMER JAM (USA delivery)
If you are not a U.S. resident, please click here to purchase from the worldwide merch page.nijisanji-store.com
Looking for the keyword "(USA Delivery)" brings up 36 products which is concurrent with what the redditor posted (i.e The First Step goods, Noctyx and Luxiem's 2nd anniv merchs, and the random pop stand gacha)
Search: 34 results found for "(USA Delivery)*"
FWMC pfps vindicated, Nijisister cope DEBOONKED
Actually, nevermind, the Nijitwitter is just retarded and for some reason, the Xsoleil goods were seemingly shipped from the US despite not being marked as such, and the tweet says that the items that are marked as US shipping will continue to do so
Edit: looks like its still cope? The first step xsoleil goods all have their USA shipping variant and the shop page for the non US shipping ones have no indications that they were shipped from the US??
So either the cope was lying or they were so bizzarely incompetent that they shipped every single Xsoleil thing from their US warehouse despite having a bespoke page for their US shipping
It went from "certain items will be shipped from JP instead of US" to "all items from US will now be shipped from JP". I honestly have a hard time blaming them not wanting to publicly admit the USA warehouse is closed, and only putting it in vague terms with correction added to a tweet after everyone already read it. Two points still stand though, Nijisisters were lying it only affected a tiny portion of items, and the warehouse is indeed closed for good
Already sent her a Penetrator.
People go full retard when it comes to trying to shit on Niji or even "defend" them, I thought it was pretty obvious, but I think that's just from my years of having to do workaround shit for importing goods before places like jlist and such had better shipping.
I'm not surprised the merch sales in USA are so bad that they are shuttering their warehouse. Most of their remaining NijiEN fans are Nips and SEAfags. Those that live in the US are likely the retarded young girls with low disposable income. Even if they do spend on merch, they buy 1 set for their favorites and then the rest of their merch buys are likely voice packs (digital goods) so they can goon to that.
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So if they announce a warehouse in SEA do we laugh? or what?
We laugh at how shoddy it'll be, for sure.So if they announce a warehouse in SEA do we laugh? or what?
I guess there's always the potential for Nijisisters to get hired to do tard work or something as well. Imagine how that'll go when it gets out that one of them destroyed an entire lot of their minimal effort merch for Twisty/Reimu.
Someone send Doki a copy of Das Kapital, Mein Kampf and Water Margin. I know this is some gay op shit so send her Naked Lunch too
At least that makes sense for where the fanbase is. When I went to a USA Round1 location for the holo collab, they still had mini-sized Luxiem plushies in small crane machines. There was a machine for Mysta, as an example of how long they must have been there. If the lack of sales for their concert wasn't a give away, they don't have enough fans in the US and probably never did.So if they announce a warehouse in SEA do we laugh? or what?
Maybe she could use the pages as plates.
holy shit dude, you better start writing a script for your black screen video cause I think Doki's fucking dead after that
