Faster resource gen is SO FUCKING VALUABLE yet she doesn't buy it 
"I'm not a haaaaaaaaaag. I'm sophisticated! You know, just cause I don't... jus-just cause I don't watch Tiktok, just cause I spend my time on Twitter, just cause I have PLANS! You know what I think? I think this - I think this test is made for youngsters who take it to think that they're more mature than they actually are! Youngsters? Yeah! It's for like the youngsters who want to... you know the 17, 16, 18, 20's who like, who like, 'I'm so sophisticated, I'm so mature. I'm gonna take this test to show you how mature I am' and it gives you like this age and they're like 'AH! I'm so mature, I'm actually mentally 42!' AND THEN THEY GO GET GROOMED"Jelly Hoshiumi
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Are you implying you're bad at games?
Far from the first time. They've raided a couple times before in the past.
If she goes on a whole tower defense arc I'm fucking here for it. I would love to see it
In a normal game sure but this game goes from manageable to fuck you in 4 seconds and more energy isn't going to save from thatFaster resource gen is SO FUCKING VALUABLE yet she doesn't buy it
Edit - she is never going to understand smoking lanes 2 & 4 is she
Edit2 - If it's like the lawnmower I can't wait for her to see how valuable Nasa is
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yes, Pippa, Nasa is cute
the sooner you accept this, the better
the sooner you accept this, the better
she doesn't have the apm to use itFaster resource gen is SO FUCKING VALUABLE yet she doesn't buy it
Realticule
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No it's not, you're just a no life NEET who plays vidya all day while Pippa explores the world, rakes in the cash, and is an overall adorable and wonderful woman.
Finally realizes the power of cute dragon.
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Realticule
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She moved coasts multiple times, including recently!
that's 3-5 different 900-1200 square feet of space she spends 95% of her time in, including recently! that sure is exploring the world!
Oh my God, it really is a little sister experience. Her little mistakes are giving me an aneurysm.
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Reticule moves the goalpost from "she's so good at games bros!" to "she sucks at games and thhrang is better at them than her because thhrang is a no-life NEET and she spends her time doing other things!"
Sad!
Sad!
Realticule
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How many 900-1200 square feet of space have you occupied in that time? How many water parks did you go to with Sleepy? How many random booba women from your company did you collab in the meat with while eating donuts?
Pippa's good at games but does not devote so much time to become pro at them like that one noodle Asian Starcraft player and you.
she's really enjoying this atleast. can see her downloading the actual game after or continuing this
That's an odd way of saying "plays jong all day and night"
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Damn Pippa mogs the fuck out of me I guess
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