[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[Realticule]

There is no defending her from this Reticule. You just have to help her hide from the feds.

Reticule Goodman can get Pippa off!

Are you her defense lawyer?

If she lets me

 

[Topo Chico]

Cat age of reproduction discourse, you learn something new every pippa stream

 

[Hff201]

Fun fact I learned in /pcg/: Apparently the voice actress for the catgirl was actually underage when she recorded her lines, and had to do so in her closet because she was afraid her mom would find out.

You lied, this fact is the opposite of fun.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Reticule Goodman can get Pippa off!


If she lets me

I spose you are jewish enough

 

[Lazybug]

Ok, in Pippa's defense, if 1 cat year is 15 human years, that means each month is 1.25 years, so the cat might be 1 year and 3 months, meaning she's over 18 but no one says their age is 1 year and 3 months. Therefore Pippa is innocent.

The games Wiki says 18 so it unironicaly is probably using this logic

 

[thhrang]

Fun fact I learned in /pcg/: Apparently the voice actress for the catgirl was actually underage when she recorded her lines, and had to do so in her closet because she was afraid her mom would find out.

This makes it 10000000% worse, thanks.

 

[ScarletCorrupt]

Fun fact I learned in /pcg/: Apparently the voice actress for the catgirl was actually underage when she recorded her lines, and had to do so in her closet because she was afraid her mom would find out.

This is the worst fucking timeline.

 

[kingcaid]

Reticule Goodman can get Pippa off!

This is a fantastic sentence out of context.

 

[AO Cody]

I had never heard the term "slam clams" before this stream but I'm very glad that I have.

 

[Realticule]

The games Wiki says 18 so it unironicaly is probably using this logic

Another win under my belt! Unlike a big nosed lawyer who hasn't won a case that we all know.

 

[thhrang]

Another win under my belt! Unlike a big nosed lawyer who hasn't won a case that we all know.

Defend this, Reticule:

Apparently the voice actress for the catgirl was actually underage when she recorded her lines, and had to do so in her closet because she was afraid her mom would find out.

 

[Sven]

From cat to cougar to the cougar's child. This is how the Pippa prowls.

 

[Abomination]

Ok, in Pippa's defense, if 1 cat year is 15 human years, that means each month is 1.25 years, so the cat might be 1 year and 3 months, meaning she's over 18 but no one says their age is 1 year and 3 months. Therefore Pippa is innocent.

Wow, I literally just posted this in another thread, but it also applies to your comment as well, probably even better in this case. So enjoy:

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

To be fair, big noses and underage actresses are typically found together.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

i'd rather watch her jong

 

[Realticule]

Defend this, Reticule:

There's no way of her or anyone knowing this at the time of playing the game without prior knowledge. If she knew she would not condone such behavior, for Pippa is a good girl and you must acquit.

Wow, I literally just posted this in another thread, but it also applies to your comment as well, probably even better in this case. So enjoy:

I proved Pippa's innocence in the case and that's what matters.

 

[superduper]

Did the fucking cat say "super duper"?

 

[Hff201]

He also sent the superchat about the age of consent a few minutes ago, he's glowing bright tonight.

 

[Godzilla1984]

The maidenless coomers denied us a Zillow stream.
Remember what they took from you.

 

[thhrang]

There's no way of her or anyone knowing this at the time of playing the game without prior knowledge. If she knew she would not condone such behavior

Fuck, you actually made the correct defense, I was hoping you'd say something schizo. Good job.