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I don't usually go through the effort of screenshotting chat but this was some prime schitzo in action so I grabbed all I could

She did acknowledge him before the last message and I am sure I missed some of them but my chat had left them behind already

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Don't forget she gets winded opening a box of toys. But then again, women's basketball isn't exactly a real sport, as they just depend on fundamentals because of their inability to dunk.
You don't need to dunk to be good at basketball. It's just that women are so slow and don't have the same muscle memory the male players have, so they suck in comparison. Being able to actually jump and dunk does make the game more fun to watch.


What the hell is up with these stories from Pippa, it's like she lived in some weird soap opera or teen drama. My childhood was plain as hell in comparison.
 

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The winning option is Pippa plays Geoguessr.
Or Pippa doesn't play a videogame at all.

Also imagine making a PS0.5 aesthetic streamerbait walking simulator, five times in a row, and each one runs worse than the previous one, but people keep giving you a pass.
ngl I genuinely like the aesthetic these games are going for, but the framerate's just too rough to look past. They're hard-carried by being streamerbait though.

"I can fix her" has a new challenger: "I can feed her"

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>"Thank you dear feeder"
 

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Oh come on, watching her play games isn't that bad. You could always just leave it on as background noise and do other things.
Isnt that bad compared to getting locked in a gas chambers or being dropped into a pit filled with snakes
 

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Oh come on, watching her play games isn't that bad. You could always just leave it on as background noise and do other things.
Maybe, if she didn't go to the DSP school of being mad at videogames.
 

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You don't need to dunk to be good at basketball. It's just that women are so slow and don't have the same muscle memory the male players have, so they suck in comparison. Being able to actually jump and dunk does make the game more fun to watch.
It's a Futurama reference you nerd.

ngl I genuinely like the aesthetic these games are going for, but the framerate's just too rough to look past. They're hard-carried by being streamerbait though.
The yam salesman was worth the bad framerate in the last game.

Isnt that bad compared to getting locked in a gas chambers or being dropped into a pit filled with snakes
You're just a hater.

Maybe, if she didn't go to the DSP school of being mad at videogames.
But Ragekin is adorable when she gets to that point.
 

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Oh good a rhythm section in a Chilla's game, can't even tell if the Rabbit is bad or the game
 

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Oh good a rhythm section in a Chilla's game, can't even tell if the Rabbit is bad or the game
Seeing as the button presses don't actually line up with any of the music ingame, I'd say it's the game.
 

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What the hell is up with these stories from Pippa, it's like she lived in some weird soap opera or teen drama. My childhood was plain as hell in comparison.
Check kirschey out. Her life stories are more insane than your average florida newspaper.
 

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Check kirschey out. Her life stories are more insane than your average florida newspaper.
Sir, this is the Pippa thread.
 
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