I was gonna say, what the fuck can Sleepy or Fish or anyone do here? Bust down her door, beat the fuck out of her and stick her in a straightjacket? Surely at least some of them tried to help by now? But actually un-fucking your life is hard, and pretending like the entire world is out to get you so you can't do anything is easy.
I'm almost convinced that reading NHK would've accelerated her Self Shotgun ANY% speedrun now.