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Scoots

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Pippa wtf panting after eating something spicy is very normal whether or not it helps
 

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I thought streamers were just putting on a show when they pant while eating spicy food. People actually do that?
 

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Airi, Lia has been dodging the cheese date for the last 9 months. Its not going to happen.
 

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Airi scammed Google, good wolf.

Edit: Taxes hate! Preach!

Edit 2: Pippa is so right about tipping. I hate when it takes over half an hour just to place your order because the server is afk, and someone is like "you should just tip 15% instead of 20%".
 
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I swear Americans are fucking retarded with tipping in restaurants, every time I hear it mentioned it's something petty, either pity-party shit about wage disputes that aren't the customers' responsibility to fix, or some early-20s waitress who's obviously a miserable cunt in person bitching that they only got $5 of free money rather than an arbitrary percentage of the bill.

Over here we'll just leave you a couple' quid if the service is good or walk out if it's not, simple as.
 

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What one thing people don't understand about waiter pay and tipping is that if they don't make enough in tips to equal minimum wage they need to be paid by their employer to reach minimum wage based on what state they're in. Not giving my opinion one way or another, but it's a thing a lot don't know about.
 

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Most libertarians I know don't tip, partly because they believe the reason tipping exists is to obscure the actual cost of restaurant dining.
Pippa is just weak to peer pressure from her tism.
 

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I swear Americans are fucking retarded with tipping in restaurants, every time I hear it mentioned it's something petty, either pity-party shit about wage disputes that aren't the customers' responsibility to fix, or some early-20s waitress who's obviously a miserable cunt in person bitching that they only got $5 of free money rather than an arbitrary percentage of the bill.

Over here we'll just leave you a couple' quid if the service is good or walk out if it's not, simple as.
Good servers in the US can make a ton of money, six figures in some cases, but a lot of them suck which creates feel bad situations.

Also, I remember on Beanie Man's show they were talking about how black people suck at tipping, so when Ian worked as a waiter, he saw a black family and decided to give them the best service ever to not be racist. When asked if they tipped as a result he said they didn't leave a tip.
 

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I swear Americans are fucking retarded with tipping in restaurants, every time I hear it mentioned it's something petty, either pity-party shit about wage disputes that aren't the customers' responsibility to fix, or some early-20s waitress who's obviously a miserable cunt in person bitching that they only got $5 of free money rather than an arbitrary percentage of the bill.

Over here we'll just leave you a couple' quid if the service is good or walk out if it's not, simple as.
It's because America is a retarded land where waiters don't actually get paid jack shit, usually minimum wage for a pretty big workload, and if they're not basically grovelling for tips, they're not making anything.
 

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I swear Americans are fucking retarded with tipping in restaurants, every time I hear it mentioned it's something petty, either pity-party shit about wage disputes that aren't the customers' responsibility to fix, or some early-20s waitress who's obviously a miserable cunt in person bitching that they only got $5 of free money rather than an arbitrary percentage of the bill.

Over here we'll just leave you a couple' quid if the service is good or walk out if it's not, simple as.
>Quid
Oh dear god how many fucking bongs do we have here?
 

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I've worked in a few restaurants, 2 had an option for servers they could work for a higher base pay & no tips, or they could work for the reduced server wage + tips.

No one, absolutely no one, worked for the higher base pay because they made infinitely more even on slow nights in tips.
 

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>Quid
Oh dear god how many fucking bongs do we have here?
I kinda assumed the Only Fools and Horses avatar would have given that away on day one...
 

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Tonight's tips should go to Airi and not Pippa because build-abear-shit :smugpipi:
 

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I kinda assumed the Only Fools and Horses avatar would have given that away on day one...
You expect non-bongs to know what the hell that is? :smugpipi:
 

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I've worked in a few restaurants, 2 had an option for servers they could work for a higher base pay & no tips, or they could work for the reduced server wage + tips.

No one, absolutely no one, worked for the higher base pay because they made infinitely more even on slow nights in tips.
It makes sense they'd choose the tips. If you think a server has about 3-5 tables, and each leaves 5+ dollars in tip an hour, it can quickly add up to a rather good wage. If you can also keep some cash tax free it's even better.

People have no idea how bad taxation is.

I kinda assumed the Only Fools and Horses avatar would have given that away on day one...
I thought you just really liked Goebbels.
 

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Pippa tries to kidnap a woof story at 11
 

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Pippa and Airi are an adorable duo I need more of these collabs
 

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Oh god, I didn't see this coming up on Saturday.
I am scared but not because it is a horror game.
 
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