[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[Hff201]

Look at all these very unique, unusual features that will dox anyone who lives here who takes literally any photo inside the house ever.

 

[Ensok]

2275 is not small, Pippa.

Edit: I mean 2495.

 

[Sven]

Am I insane or was that shower in the second bathroom the same size as the toilet

 

[RedRage]

I actually kinda like that back yard.

 

[Realticule]

"That's not a sink, that's a lasagna tray."

Imagine sharing a lasagna tray with your Pippa, I'm just saying.

 

[Henrik Carter]

Have I ever said that I find this woman adorable?

Spoiler

Pippa is so adorable.

But Pippa, you are super intelligent it's adorable.

Angry vengeance Pippa is very adorable.

Stupid Pippa is so adorable.

She's so adorable when going Ragekin.

I love Pippa so much, she's so adorable.

Sweaty gamer girl Pippa is very adorable.

She is so freaking adorable.

Long Pippa is long, it's very adorable.

Pippa slurps, very adorable.

Pippa eating jerky, very adorable.

Ambitious Pippa is very adorable and romantic.

Imagine being lulled to sleep by adorable Pippa snores.

Sleep well Pippa, you adorable meat made woman.

I'd sniff Pippa's hair and drink melted butter from her adorable cupped hands.

I come from distant lands with important news for the masses, that being that Pippa is still very adorable.

I don't know, man. Have you?

 

[Postal rrat]

Two fucking kitchens everything about this made at least a sort of sense until we got to that

Edit: are they actually cleaning it up or has our sister bought into some bullshit

 

[Thomas Talus]

Two fucking kitchens everything about this made at least a sort of sense until we got to that

It's a duplex.

 

[RestlessRain]

Lol they only cleaned up San Francisco when a communist dictator arrived and it went straight back to being its shitty self right after.

 

[Realticule]

I don't know, man. Have you?

Not my fault she's so adorable.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

688 sq feet and almost 500k wtf

 

[Sven]

Why does the castle have only 4 beds but has 7 baths

 

[Hff201]

If the delivery guy called you on the phone rather than just dropping off the food and leaving you'd go into panic, Pippa.

 

[Realticule]

Pippa's meat form is worthy of display and admiration, she could easily be the centerpiece of a museum.

Also, who was articulate recently? Dog whistle much?

Why does the castle have only 4 beds but has 7 baths

Big houses are made to entertain guests so they always have more bathrooms than bedrooms.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

You know who else doesn't like neighbors Pippa? Panko

 

[IonProxy]

"I'd be sending out invites and hosting parties"
Narrator's note: she wouldn't

 

[MythicalSloth]

She sounds like she just wants an excuse to do an arts and crafts stream.

 

[kingcaid]

Pippas british impression was better then reticules.

 

[Sven]

"I'd be sending out invites and hosting parties"
Narrator's note: she wouldn't

She would be peeking out of the blinds at anybody that passes by well wearing a burger king kids crown

 

[Atlas]

I don't know, man. Have you?

You really went through his post history huh